5G Zombies

I don't know how much time I have left.

These 5G towers ever since they've been popping up,

people have been,

acting so weird.

I don't wanna say it's zombies

because that they don't, they don't exist, right?

Like that's like impossible

but I don't how to explain what I've seen,

what I've heard.

I'm so, I'm so scared.

I'm hungry and I'm scared.

I haven't left my house in weeks

and I keep hearing things outside my house.

Shit.

Oh my god.

I think it's gonna come in the house.

See,

Okay, I don't know what's about to happen.

Hey watch it.

You're gonna drop that plate.

We have dozens of the bloody things,

market

Yes but that was a present from mum remember?

From that dinner service thing.

You nearly finished?

Yeah, just a few knives and forks and I'm done.

Why did he say

hands that do dishes are as soft as your face?

It was my turn to wash yesterday.

I've done it three times this week.

My face is as rough as fuck.

Got my own bloody bristles on a toothbrush.

And I love every single one of them.

Watch it.

Hey, that hurt.

You know what I saw at the stores the other week?

Mango and passion fruit very liquid.

What next?

Kumquat.

Kiwi.

Tomato probably.

Hey isn't the water supposed to go down

the plughole a different way in Australia?

Yeah, there a lot of things differently in Australia.

We don't call it down under for nothing.

No, seriously.

Yeah I think so.

It swirls to the left, anti-clockwise here

and clockwise on neighbors.

You sure that's right?

Yeah, positive.

No, you're wrong.

Clockwise on Coronation Street.

What about there down up.

They don't really drink much water down there do they?

Fiver says your wrong.

Wanna bet?

can take a five enough yet?

Right, come and look at this then.

Oh bollocks, missed it.

Yeah, see.

That's one plastic five buck you owe me.

Oh balls.

Well I have to give you later anyway.

I'm off into town now, need to return these library books.

Oh, have you taken your phone?

Oh yes.

Thanks for reminding me.

All right Ang, see you later.

I'll look after India

and don't let them talk you in turning an upgrade.

All right you.

Don't spend too long on that you'll get square eyes.

Hi Doctor Singh.

And rioting in Northern Sweden

appears to have spread to the South of the country

and across the border into Norway.

Swedish authorities have issued a statement saying

that the situation is under control

although there appears to be a media blackout

in areas hardest hit by the initial outbreak.

The social unrest and writing-

- Two of those received minor injuries

and were treated very soon.

Swedish authorities have issued a plea for calm

following a second night of rioting in north of the country.

The unrest appears to have spread to the south

although Stockholm so far appears unaffected.

Norwegian authorities report an isolated pockets of trouble

in a small number of towns on the border of Sweden.

Hello, can I help?

Yeah, can you have a look at my phone for me?

It's frozen on the home screen.

I tried turning it off and on again

but it just won't work.

Yes.

We've had quite a few of those today.

They've updated the operating system

and some of the older units have frozen on the reboot.

Can you fix it?

It's an old model.

There's not much I can do with it I'm afraid.

Have you thought about upgrading?

No, I'm not in a contract.

How much for new one?

Look, we've got a special one today

with discount in a lot of the top units.

Much more affordable.

Let me show you.

This one is proving very popular.

Very popular.

You don't like it?

I'm sure there's something here to catch your eye.

you don't like it?

Hey, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.

Now what seems to be the problem.

So how are you feeling after everything you told me today?

It still seems so real to me.

Seems?

Before, it was real.

Nobody else seems to remember it happening.

I'm not sure.

Not being sure is a good start.

When's Barney coming in to see you?

This evening.

He's coming from work.

Well you do seem much calmer now Angie.

How are you getting on with quardraphine?

It makes me sleepy.

Okay.

I think we should stick with it for a little longer.

Is that okay?

Do I have a choice?

It does seem to be working.

Doesn't seem so real now.

You've worked really, really hard today.

Well done Angie, well done.

And you're confident of the outcome?

Yeah, it's the progress is a bit slow

but yeah she's responding okay.

And we're nowhere nearer to finding out why

she never responded to the initial treatment.

You're always gonna get the exception

but overall the results have been outstanding.

And have they're been any of the cases like this?