Alex Is Lovesick (Alex Holeh Ahavah)

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A Boaz Davidson film

"Alex in Love"

With Yossi Shiloah

Hannah Roth

Shmuel Rodensky Hinna Rosovsky

Sharon HaCohen Avraham Mor

Director: Boaz davidson

Alex, Alex...

Alex...

Pass it on to Gingy.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

l want to see it first.

Fishenson! -Yes Sir.

What's that in you hand?

What? -Don't say what to me. Tell me what's in your hand.

ln my hand? -Yes, in your hand Give it to me now.

But it's not mine. -But doesn't interest me.

l want to see it here, ln my hand.

Fishenson! Answer your teacher.

Who gave you this rubbish?

Alex.

l might have known it was Alexander.

Come up here to the board.

Who me? -No, your grandfather.

My grandfather can't come. He's dead.

l'll show you what dead means.

ln another minute, you' ll be dead.

Go to the board at once.

Come on. Now. Punishment.

Say 50 times:

"Naked girls that's an abomination."

Now say it the first time.

Naked girls that's an abomination.

No disturbing! Second time!

Naked girls, that's an abomination.

Again -Naked girls that's an abomination.

Naked girls that's an abomination. -Enough!

Naked girls that's an abomination.

l said enough. lgnoramus!

Go back to your own place. Now.

Today we have a new student.

The name. -Mimi.

The name is Mima. -My name is Mimi. -What?

Mimi. -What sort of a name is that. Meemeemee...

l say it's Mima.

She greets the class and says Hallo.

So? And says Hallo. -Hallo.

So what the class says to Mima?

Naked girls, that's an abomination.

What's that?

That teacher is a real nut-case. ls he the only one?

That one is reckoned normal. Wait till you see the others.

l hope you don't have a lot of homework.

As it happens, we do have lots of homework

but l can always help you if you like.

No, that's alright. -Do you need a lift home?

l can take you on my bike.

No thanks, they've come to take me home. Bye.

Bye.

So, did you fix anything? -With her? What on earth for?

So what were you talking about all the time?

She just wanted help with her lessons.

You' re just wet. She's a real good looker.

Hi Alex, did you bring back my pictures?

Yes, but they were confiscated. -Who took them?

Leonid, the teacher took all the pictures.

l told you to be careful. They were the best ones l had.

l' m sorry, he took them off Fishenson.

lt's all because of that son-of-a-bitch.

l hope he didn't say who they belonged to.

lf my father hears about this he' ll beat me black and blue

with his belt. -Here's that idiot.

C' mon gang. Let's get him.

He's coming.

Fishenson! You again. Fishenson!

l caught you. -But l didn't...

Alexander!

Alexander, is that you? -Yes.

Why are you so late? lt's almost night time.

l was at Ginger's. We were studying together.

Well alright. Go and shower.

After. -No, not after. Your father' ll be here any minute

and the food is all ready. -What are we eating?

What you like. Take a clean towel and go shower.

Alexander, don't wipe your feet on that towel.

Take the blue towel for your feet.

l can't get washed, there's someone in there.

lt's no-one. lt must be Farouk.

Mr. Farouk?

Farouk, do you hear me?

l' m sorry but l've put on my hair treatment.

Your hair treatment doesn't interest me Mr. Farouk.

The child has to shower. -But Mrs. Koprovsky,

l only put on the tomato paste two minutes ago with the

frog powder. That only leaves the parsley and scorpion oil.

and l've finished. -Farouk, it's all rubbish.

You' ll grow hair on your head, the day l grow wings.

That's where you' re wrong, Mrs. Koprovsky.

Soon l' ll have a head of hair like James Dean.

l'm fed up with all your tenants.

Quiet, we have money problems. and we' re lucky he's here.

Farouk? Are you coming out?

What's up Mrs. Koprovsky? You inviting me to the opera?

We need a murderer like him at home? -Don't give him ideas.

You'll see. That Farouk will kill us all again.

Come my angel, l've got something for you.

l hope it's not chocolate before supper.

Who said anything about chocolate.

From chocolate you get the belly ache.

Farouk, get out of there.

lf you upset me, l don't come out till New Year

Like l would give him chocolate!

Take it my angel. Take it and eat it quickly

before your mother goes crazy.

All this? -Why not? No one ever died of eating chocolate.

Angel-face.

Mrs. Koprovsky, maybe you wont grow wings

but my hair has grown two and a half centimeters..

Moron. Get out. Alexander you can go in.

The Farouk is out!

Well hi there Alex.

Hi there. Have you seen Ginger?

l think he's over there.

Give' us a bite. -l don't take the food out of my mouth.

Honestly, don't be so mean.

Well don't take a big bite.

Are you and Ginger going to see " Gone With the Wind"?

Maybe. -lt's not worth while. lt's a crappy movie.

What are you talking about. l've seen it three times.

lf it's such a crappy film, why see it three times?

l didn't pay, l snuck in round the back, so what do l care?

Leave the hot dog for me. Hey You didn't even leave me half.

You owe me one hot dog. -Alright, alright.

What's going on? Are you coming to see the movie?

lt's not worth it. l've fixed it up with two good looking chicks.

We know your dogs already When are they coming?

Any minute now. -How old are they?

Big. ln high school. You can do what you want with them.

They've got boobs like this, like watermelons.

Hi guys. You going to the movie?

Ginger, tell your brother to leave us alone.

Yanosh, how am l in the way? Shuky, say l' m not in the way.

Go on get out of here already. Motke go!

Don't want to. Mom gave me permission.

lf the chicks see him, they' ll go for certain.

Are there girls? -Motke, l told you a million times,

stop following me everywhere. Get out of here.

l don't care. Mom says l can stay out till 9:00.

Yanosh, will there really be chicks?

Shut up! Here they come.

These are Malcah and Zippy. Pleased to meet you.

Hi, Yanosh has told us a lot about you.

Yanosh, when will the chicks you told us about come?

Girls, do you want to go to the beach?

Guys, have a good time. l' m going to see the movie.

Alex, wait up a minute. l' m coming with you.

They' re just dogs.

Let's go. What a good job we got rid of them.

Now we' ll be able to have a really wild time.

Take your hands off me, idiot.

You' re just pretending that you don't like me. You do really.

Hi girls! -Hi there.

Someone sitting here? -Yes. -Who? -You.

What are you doing here. -Same as you.

l came to see the movie.

Why are you sitting near me? -l need an explanation.

So go and sit close and read the subtitles.

l can't read the small writing.

l don't care. Go away!

l wont go. l wont go. -What do you know about the movie?

Nothing, but l go to all Clark Gable's movies.

So do l. -Alex, introduce us.

Sit quietly. -Who is this? -My name is Motke.

l' m Alex's best friend, aren't l Alex.

Who says? He's nothing to do with me.

He's Ginger's brother. -What's your name?

Mimi. -Meemee? Meemee?

l've never heard such a funny name, Meemee!

l hope we' re going to see Mickey Mouse. l like him.

Just shut up! Alright. What's the matter with you?

Alex, get on with it.

Start getting fresh with her. -Shut up!

Sorry.

'Cos if my brother Shuky was here, he' d be all over her.

Shut up already. -Shuky says

that the girls love being felt up in the movies.

Can't you shut him up. -Keep your mouth shut.

Boy, enough speaking like gramophone. -OK. -Not OK.

You understand l want l see movie in quiet?

Lady stop shouting, you' re making a disturbance.

Nobody's talking to you imbecile. -Quiet!.

Get out idiot. You' re making a disturbance.

What are you putting in now? l don't need anything else.

You have to keep clean. -l don't need 20 bars of soap.

l' m going for 2 days. -Even for two days you need soap

You want to get typhus?

Look, l've also got something for you.

More chocolate? Haven't you got anything else for him?

Why not? l've got mints and toffees.