Mad Dogs

Dr. Rose to pediatrics, please.

Dr. Rose to pediatrics.

Fuck.

- Oh. - Excuse me. Sorry.

Oh.

What'd you do that for?

You deserved it, that's why!

- You hit me in my mouth! - That's right.

I hit you right in the mouth.

You're a child abuser!

Please, I want my shirt back,

my watch.

Oh, hi.

Look, guys, this is...

She mugged me two days ago,

took my watch, took my... took my shirt.

- All right, no, no, no, no, no. - What's happening?

- What's wrong with you? - My friends are down here.

- And I got... Hey, what... - He's a child abuser.

Just to be clear, if I step in here,

are you going to arrest me?

Why? Is there a reason I should?

You said I was just helping with inquiries.

I am authorized to make an arrest

if I feel you're in felony violation of U.S. law.

Well, to my understanding,

FBI agents don't have authority

to make arrests on foreign soil

without consent of the host nation.

Wow, aren't you a big smarty-smarty.

Step in there, I'm on sovereign territory.

Well, I guess you're just gonna have to roll those dice.

Or you could take your chances with Customs

and Homeland Security.

Wait here.

Interview this guy here.

You remember this guy here?

What did you say to her?

I asked her if there was an office available.

The victims have now been identified

as American entrepreneur Aaron Brook

and local woman Coggah Rum.

Mr. Brook was a former Olympic bronze medalist

for archery.

Both were pronounced dead on the scene.

A police investigation is ongoing.

Wait! Wait! Wait, I know Jesús!

I'm one of his guys!

Help!

Mad Dogs (US) - 01x10 - Needles

What the...

Where am I?

Wait, I don't have any pants on.

I can't move.

Oh, shit.

There's pizza outside.

Is she talking to me?

Hey, are you talking to me?

Why can't she hear me?

Oh, nice. Pizza Island?

I think they went

to that new place,

Napoli something-or-other.

Oh, I've heard they're very good.

Shouldn't you guys be concentrating

on what you're doing?

He's regaining consciousness.

I have regained consciousness.

I can hear everything you're saying.

He must have a pretty strong tolerance for barbiturates.

Oh, you're judging me now?

You ever been to, uh, Peking Kitchen?

I hear they're supposed to be great.

Down on the ground now.

Did I say put your hands up?

I said get down on the ground.

Get on the fucking ground now.

Face down.

Hands behind your head.

Which one are you?

- What do you mean? - Which one? Your name.

Kransey.

Joel Kransey?

Yeah.

And you're looking for Aaron, right?

Yes.

- Aaron's dead. - What?

Blown up last night.

Fuck. Fuck.

Who are you?

I'm the only one of his bosses who said we'd be dumb

to enroll him in the first damn place.

But right now, I'm the fucking cleaning lady.

- Are you armed? - No.

All right, get up.

Slowly, slowly.

So she said yes to our invitation?

If she declined, you'd be dead.

I'm sorry, I'm just calling it like it is.

Did she say anything to you?

She wanted me to...

give this-this to Aaron.

Holy...

Fuck.

Do you understand what you did up there?

She said she could get my friends home.

You and I,

we got to go grab lunch.

Cops are gonna be swarming this place.

Come on, let's go, go.

Come on, let's go.

Sit.

What's that now?

Are you a missionary?

It has been brought to my attention

that not everyone who works here is trustworthy.

Okay.

Look, I've been pretty patient with you,

but honestly, you're starting to rag on me.

I need you to answer some questions,

so let's just stop tippy-tapping around, okay, fella?

What happened to this woman?

My friends are outside.

Can I see them, please?

Your friends left, sir.

Try and rest.

I'll be back to check on you in a while.

Who's there?

You're a lucky man.

We'd arrived two minutes later,

and whoosh.

Like a firework.

Yeah.

I'm so lucky.

You're an American?

Mm-hmm.

Why? Is there...

Captain, can I speak to you

for a second?

Who is it?

It's, uh, another one of my friends.

It's Cobi. Can-can I...

- Go ahead. - Thanks.

Hey, how's he doing?

Lex.

Well, why aren't you with him?

What?

Why? For what?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Wait, what do you mean?

Aaron's dead?

How are we gonna get our passports?

You're handling it how?

Joel? Joel?

Fuck.

There are witnesses

to you leaving the embassy with her.

You have security footage?

You don't, right?

So once again, it's just someone's word.

Someone pointing the finger at me.

Okay, I'm interpreting this

as a lack of cooperation.

My lack of Coop...

My lack of cooperation

is because you haven't afforded me legal representation.

Holy crab apple.

You haven't been offered a lawyer

because you haven't been charged.

Look.

Why don't you just tell me where these guys are?

Two things. One:

I'm not the type of guy to give up his friends

- even if there was a reason. - Right.

And two, are you fucking around?

Can you not see

that these are both me?

Excuse me.

Welcome to Pizza Island.

What are we doing here?

Grabbing a pizza.

Go ahead and seat yourself.

See anyone you know?

Let's sit there in the corner.

You can see the room.

How's the pizza?

Hi.

You're not real.

You're dead.

Of course I'm dead.

Am I dead?

Do you think you deserve to live?

I don't think you're allowed to smoke in here.

You think you can take my life, and you can still live?

I didn't actually take your life.

If you had been in the same position as Joel,

what would you have done? Would you have shot me?

Honestly, I think I probably wouldn't have.

Even if you thought I was about to kill your friends?

You know, I don't know.