It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Something outside the box.

Come on, people.

You agree with me.

The shareholders meeting is next week.

If we don't act fast, this company will be stripped down and sold for scrap.

I say we cut a deal with the Wheeler Group.

You want to make a deal with the people who are threatening to gut us?

What choice do we have?

No.

There is one man who can save this company.

Its founder.

The man is from a different era.

He's a Neanderthal, an animal.

Yeah, and just the animal we need.

Bring in... the warthog.

Hey, Frank, how do you know that these are crow's eggs?

Because I saw a crow.

Hurry up.

I can't stay here much longer.

Oh, my God, there's a whole untapped world of bird eggs that

we're not even taking advantage of.

Get the phone!

Hello?

Is this the warthog?

I ain't heard that name in a long time.

Five, four, three, two, one!

Oh, boom, 24 hours is up.

The found wallet is ours.

Let's pop this bad boy open and see what we've won.

Mr. Brian LeFeve from Quebec, you lose.

Boom, I got your wallet.

Boom, I got your credit cards.

Boom, I got your money.

Oh, shit.

Is that Canadian?

Ah, throw it in the trash.

I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.

Might be worth more than ours.

We'll exchange it.

What's this?

Phillies ticket.

For today!

Oh, shit, looks like we're going to the Phillies game.

Always check your breath.

Right.

And when you shake their hands, make sure your hands are bone dry.

Dry hands.

Never wet and clammy.

I got it.

Guys, quick announcement.

I'm gonna be popping these crow's eggs in the fridge here so they don't spoil.

Do not touch them.

They are ours.

We won't.

Guys, why are you dressed like that?

There's some scumbag company that's trying to take over the

business that I founded, and I'm not gonna stand for that.

Yeah, no, we're not gonna stand for that.

Frank's taking me under his wing; he's gonna teach me how to

swim with the sharks.

Charlie can't read.

He'll adapt.

He'll adapt to reading?

Okay, you know what, we don't need them, all right?

We have plenty of fun things to do today, okay?

That's right, while you guys are crunching numbers, we're

gonna be soaking up some sun at the Phillies game, courtesy of

one Mr. Brian LeFeve.

Who the hell is that?

The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.

What are you gonna do if he comes looking for it?

Uh, tell him to suck a boner.

Exactly.

Boom, I got your wallet.

Boom, I got your credit cards.

Boom, I got your Phillies tickets.

Yeah, I've never been in... Whoa.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Awesome.

Oh, fine dining and baseball food.

There's more.

Hey! Oh!

Free batteries!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Calm down, calm down.

What's in here?

Free shit, free shit.

Guys, calm down.

Look at all these coasters.

Jesus Christ.

Act like you belong here.

Now listen to me.

The fact that we're in a box leads me to believe that there

are definitely gonna be other people coming here today,

and they're probably gonna be friends with this LeFeve guy.

So we need to talk about an exit strategy.

We don't want to get caught.

Okay, exit strategy.

All right, I'll run the op.

This the only entrance and/or exit, therefore if somebody

comes in, I will spring off the balcony to safety.

No, no, no, no.

That's a 50-foot drop.

Yes, of course, and I'm a professional, so I will tuck and roll.

Oh, you're gonna tuck and roll through a 50-foot drop?

Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

No, no, no, we don't have time for these types of scenarios, okay?

I'm talking about coming up with a real plan, a real exit strategy.

If we get caught, we could get in a lot of... Excuse me, is one of you

Brian LeFeve?

Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, hi.

It's nice to finally put a face to the name.

I'm Andrew Kane.

Of course.

And Bill Larkin.

Oh, Bill, okay, now see, from our conversations, I would have

pegged you for Bill. Crazy?

Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.

Yeah?

And that must make you Prudence LeFeve.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Hi, honey.

Hi.

And you are?

Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.

I don't shake, so don't even try.

Bodyguard?

Yeah, I mean, he's really more of a driver.

He drives us around.

I protect their bodies.

He protects the car.

Well, I mean, we got all week to talk about business.

So, uh, let's just kick back and watch this game, huh?

Who needs a beer?

I do.

Oh, I'd love a beer.

Thank you. Thank you.

Vic, you're working.

: You're working.

You are. A bodyguard, you got to drive, too, stupid.

Yeah.

Cheers.

I'm not stupid. Not stupid.

All right.

Charlie, I want a list of the top ten shareholders of the

company ASAP, and call the press.

Put out a press release.

Tell them the warthog is back in business.

Also, there are too many minorities and women working

here. What's up with that?

I got all that. I'm on it.

I'm on it.

Excuse me, excuse me, who is this man?

Charles Kelly.

I'm gonna be advising the warthog in matters of business

and all the what have you.

Oh, everything.

Right-hand man, you got it?

I mean, there's gonna be some changes around here, you understand?

Ah, look at this.

This poor kid, nobody's helping him.

Hey, hey, kid.

What's happening?

What is it?

Sorry, sir.

The darn thing won't print.

You mind if I take a look-see?

Oh, no.

I think it's a paper jam.

Yeah, there's the culprit.

Thanks, Mr. Warthog.

A jam, it was in the tray three, and you didn't check.

It was hiding back there.

It was like a little piece of paper.

Let me... Whoa, let me ask you a question.

Did I just do your job for you?

Excuse me?

Did I? Did I just do your job for you?

Uh, I-I guess so.

You're fired.

Get the hell out of here.

Go on, pack your shit up and get out of here.

If we're gonna turn this company around, we got to start cutting

the crust off this shit sandwich.

Fire in the hole, everybody.

Come on, work.

So, what do you think of our latest proposal, LeFeve?

I think closing at 31's a pretty fair deal, don't you?

31? Well, you know, guys, these things tend to be a little complicated.

: Oh, I think ya can do better.

Oh, you looked over the proposal?

She glanced at it.

We're not... Tell us more about it.

Yah, I sure did, and I tell you what, I seen better-looking

moose turds in Rick Moranis'

backyard, ya hosers. Mm?

She's got a sense of humor that would just... You know, it gets frustrating.

Hey, come talk to me for a second.

Excuse me, guys.