The Hangover Part III

Klong PREM-JAIL 60 KILOMETERS SOUTH OF BANGKOK

Motherfuckers!

We're almost home, buddy!

My name is Alan, and I bought a giraffe!

He's all mine!

He's super friendly!

Look at the giraffe! - Omg Where do think it's going ??!!

Wooh My life is great !

I have a wounderfoul life !

I have a wounderfull life !

Yes, sir, absulotly I will. Thank you so much !.

No, of course ...

No, no again . I'm so sorry .

That was the mayor, Alan.

It was an accident!

You have said that you would always love me,no matter what I did.

I know, and I do too. You're my best friend -

But why would you buy a giraffe ?!

I've always wanted one!

Feed 'em from my tree house ...

besides, they remind me alot of myself.

In what way?

They are majestic -

- pinsive and tall !. - Pinsive ?!

- Yeah. - Where did you learn that word?

"Words with Friends".

- What friends, Alan? - You can set it all random .

Alan ... Beside from the fact that you shut down a freeway

- You murdered a wild animal. It's National news.

You don't wanna know the checks I had to write to fix this

- oh ! Please We are Rich . - We are not anything , Alan.

I am well off You are 40 year old son...

- 42! - 42 year old son -

- who still lives at home ! You need to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off

You're bluffing. When's dinner?

Your mother and I can not take this anymore!

- oh you might have to. - I can't do it .

I cannot do this !

Alan! Alan!

oh my god He's got the voice of an angel It's breathtaking

I can not believe my daddy is dead

I can think of so many people I would rather have died first

like My mother

As many of you know, my father and I were extremely close.

He was my life partner.

He would often tell me almost on a daily basis

that I was his favorite child.

I will always remember the last words he said to me.

"I'm proud of you, Alan. Never change . "

Well ,I heard you loud and clear, Daddy.

I will never change.

Never ever.

Go Ahead chief

Sid Garner was a beloved husband, father and neighbor.

- wow, rough day ! - Yeah. How's Tracy doing ?

Not great. Her mother is totally on the edgeand if all this were not enough

- Appearently alan has been off his meds for almost six months.

Oh boy ! Yeah , it hasn't been pretty . There's the whole fucking giraffe thing

- I dunno but that was pretty funny. - What?

Come on! He killed Giraffe! . who gives a fuck ?! .

You know , I wasn't gonna say anything but alan has been stopping by my office lately .

- You're kidding me ? What for ? - I do not know.

He just sits in the waiting room and reads highlights magazine.

He fills in the puzzels , whatever he can and then leaves !

Check it out .

WOW ,Jesus what're we gonna do with him ?

Actually I would like to talk to you about that.

- Linda really wants to stage an intervention for him - An intervention?

- Really? - I think that sounds like a great idea.

Yup , The thing is she is pretty convinced that he wouldn't agree to it

.. unless all of us were there I mean you know how he is

I do not know ... It seems a little extreme to me.

Oh, God! Look at him now .

Okay, I'm in. When we doing it?

so We talked to Tracy today and she said, that the treatment facility that she found was very nice .

It's beautiful. I checked it out online Great reputation.

who gives a fuck! It is in Arizona! we're gonna go for two day drive for this shit ! .

Here we go

why don't we just save them the money and send him to a fat camp. Phil !!

why ??! He should lose some weight and find a woman. That's what he needs. the dude is lonely.

well If he's so lonely, why don't the two of you spend some more time together

- No trust me , you don't want that. - No, we will difinitely do not want that.

Oh come on ! he's not that bad What is the worst that's happened

A tattoo ?!

Yeah, the tatto was the worst Right?

Difinitely , the tattoo was the worst.

It was a nightmare.

- Speaking of which, you've ever got tested? - Excuse me?!

you know because of the ink

"The one inside you."

I'm fine.

- I can not thank you so much for coming . - oh of course

It is Nico. Nico is a good friend of Alan's .

- What's up, bros - Oh yeah hey !

and that is Blanca. blanca has been with us, Since Alan was a baby.

- Hello. - Hello - and this is timothiy

Timothy lives across the street He and Alan swim together.

- Hey ,What's up, little man? - Hey .

-Why don't you guys take a seat. - yeah

- Tracy is on hes way back with Alan right now. - obviously He has no idea

- That this is coming so I think it might get a little intense

But no matter what happens, remember this's all about alan getting better

Mother! Oreo smoothie. Now!

Hello, Hey everyone. Hey !

Hey , Timothy. little cold for a swim, isn't it?

- Oh wow lock, you went to the appear today how was that - We had a good time.

yeah , I played skee-ball for like 45 minutes. It's pretty sick workedout .

What is going on ?

Ah , why don't you have a seat budd We just wanna talk to you for a sec

Okay.

- Hey, Phil. - Hey yeah .

Oh ! You got me.

So , Alan

we're all here to tell you about an awesome place called "new horizons"

- It does sound Awesome. - Alan ...

- This is an intervention. - A what ?!

MoM ...

Alan ...

I love you so much . We all do .

But we can't keep lying to each other.

Ever since you were a baby

Oh My GOD ! Is there anybody else falling asleep?

- Alan. Listen. - No offense Mom, but you're boring.

- Mr. Alan. - Oh , Now you ?!

I picked up after you for thirty years

I cleaned your room, I see things no one should ever see .

But I pray for you, Mr Alan.

- Hey ... - Someone should clean that out .

- Alan! - Alan You're not well .

You're off your mids and you're clearly upsetting your whole family

- that's belony - Alan ...

If you said yes to this .

- we drive you there today, and I promise you, you will come back a changed man .

Who is "we"? What do you mean 'we'?

" We " All of us. Stu, Phil, me you.

you going phil ?

I love you Alan.

Hey , Alan Are you hungry?

- you wanna get some RBs ? - No thanks.

You know , I meant to tell you earlier, some really cool vest got on .

Thanks, Phil. It was my Dad's. He died in it .

- WoW -it's intense

Alan , I just wanna say that what you're doing is . really brave , We're proud of you.

Yeah, you're gonna do Great.

- Stop the car. I don't wanna do this anymore. - What?!

- I've changed my mind. - Alan , you cannot change your mind.

- Everybody is counting on you . - I'm fine just the way I'm .

I wanna go home . Turn the car around.

What the fuck was that?

Oh my God! He's doing it on purpose!

- just get out of his way . - I'm I'm

- Hey , get the fuck off! - We must exchange information.

Phil ! , Watch out, Phil!

- Get away from him! - I'm trying! - Oh shit !

- Flee ! - Move! Come on!

What the hell are you doing?

Stu ! , We are in an elevator!

What the fuck is going on?!

Please , It's a huge mistake! You got the wrong guys !

No, I got the right fucking guys. pick him up , put him over here .

- Hey , you're black Dog This's Black Doug! - Shut the fuck up with that! shut the fuck up !

Oh my God ! It's !

Tell me now why is black Dog Kidnapping us ??

I Said don't call me that shit no more .

- It ain't Alan's fault. - Thank you, Black Dog.

- Oh, Mutha fucka! - Okay, okay. Just "Doug".Okay !!

- Why are you doing this? - Because ...

... I told him to. I'm Marshall.

and whether you know it or not We all have something in common

and It all started four years ago, when this moron

- Sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck.

who have no idea the change of events that ere set in motion that night

- In a parking lot of of the fucking liquor store.

- What up, nigger? - Excuse me?!

Chill out. I'm not a cop. I'm just in town for the night.

Me and my boys looking to get our free con

you sold alan roofies

oh shit I must have mixed up the bags. my fault alan

Damn! .Marhall is gonna be pissed off of on me on that one.

"Damn!.Marhall is gonna be pissed off of on me on that one.

Marshall ... you're Marshall !

You brought us out here because of that?!

You're not here because of that .

You're here because some china man, I've never heard of

- scrolls into my town and takes one of my guys off the street.

- Mr. Chow? - Yes!

Yes, Mr. Leslie-fucking-Chow.

you introduced the virus into my life.

- Oh, God! What did he do? - He fucked me in the ass.

Well, he does that from time to time .

Not literlly.

Jesus!

A few weeks after your bull-shit

- I get word this sheikh is coming in from Abu Dhabi.

He was looking to make some less than legal investments.

He brought his two wives and 42 million dollars in gold bars .

- It was a lay up. - Down , Get down !

We took it all.

Two vans, each one with $ 21 million in gold.

My guys splet up.