Never Happened

Can you pop the trunk?

Thank you.

Hey babe.

Welcome back. Sorry my hands are all dishy.

You miss me?

Tons.

Flight okay?

Yeah, I mean, whatever. I didn't crash.

Didn't have my phone the whole time.

Mmmm... door kiss.

And the trip, how'd it go?

Actually pretty well.

Okay, do you remember that I said don't check the bag because we're here for one night.

Yep.

Yeah?

Oh shit...

What? What's up?

What's a Kernel panic?

I... something bad?

It's not...

Uhhh... It's not booting!

We're gonna have to run the presentation off of yours.

I didn't bring my laptop!

MmmMmm

No, no, you're kidding.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I downloaded the presentation on my phone so I can practice at home.

Here, here it is.

You got it. You got it.

Dude.

Look at you just saving the day.

Yeah... ya' know... I don't like to use the word hero, but...

So you guys didn't go out and celebrate or anything?

No, we just took it easy. Hit the hay pretty early.

Is it just me, or did that actually go really well today?

Don't jinx it.

Mmm?

But I think they liked it.

I think.

Think...

Yeah.

Mmm

Shhh...

You have to be quiet.

I... I am quiet. Very quiet.

This you?

This is me.

I can't... I can't open the door.

Did... would you like me to...?

I would like you to do it.

Oh... well I think it's uhh... I think you gotta...

Okay.

Thank you...

You're welcome.

... so much for saving my ass.

No.

No?

Nah.

No?

Right on the seven o'clock tomorrow?

No...

I'm going to Chicago.

Ah.

Okay. Well... then... I...

will see you on Thursday.

Yep.

Yep.

Okay.

Okay what?

Nothing. Just "Okay." That was my goodnight okay.

You're out.

Oh no...

Please...

Oh...

Oh...

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