Turner & Hooch

Hooch, let's tell them what happened last week.

You're a rookie. You listen to me.

I listen to the baby. Got it?

So I'm lower than the baby?

-This is Hooch. -Grandpa wanted you to have him.

Laura, I cannot take care of a dog.

I'm in the middle of a big case.

Hooch! No, no, no. No!

-What? -

Maybe you should've chose a different day to bring your dog to work.

I run the K-9 explosives detection training for the Marshal Service.

If there's any way you can help me with Hooch.

Please, I'm-- I'm desperate.

Dogs can tell if we're nervous, or when we need love.

I'm sorry. You probably have tons of girlfriends.

I don't.

When I went back to that dumpster, why did Hooch go straight for the mask?

Because he smelled Agent Long.

And Hooch figured it out all by himself.

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Because of Hooch's service, the two of you are a K-9 Unit, effective immediately.

Hey, Scott. I'm at Mom's.

I think Dad was working on a case before the heart attack.

I think he was onto something scary enough he didn't wanna tell anyone.

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Five more minutes.

Hooch, no! That's $300.

Good morning to you too.

-That's better than yesterday. -

It's better than yesterday.

All right.

Okay, everybody.

For you newbies, I'm Trent Havelock, deputy in charge today.

As you may have heard,

the Olympic Committee is in town for a couple days.

Now, there has been some chatter about threats,

so we're helping the SFPD with security.

The committee is staying at The Bay Area Royal.

That's a downtown hotel that just finished a renovation,

so they will be the only guests.

We'll sweep that today.

Then, we'll split into two teams.

B-team, that's Baxter, X, dog man, stays back at the hotel.

As deputy in charge, I take the A-team with me.

Now, the A-team is the T-Squad,

the group in the corner, you guys...

Well, it's everybody. It's everybody but the B-team.

All of the chatter has been about... city hall.

-That's where the meeting's going down. -That's right! It's going down.

-Yeah. -Yeah, squad!

- A-team! A-team! -Yeah, squad!

-Squad! - That's what I'm talking about.

Okay, hey! This threat is serious.

If that meeting gets hit, we're going to hit back hard.

T-Squad, convene.

Yo. Hey, hey. Why are we B-team?

Oh, that's right. Turner hasn't worked with Trent yet.

- -Why? What's his deal?

Well, I'm pregnant and Trent's convinced I'll give birth if I sneeze.

You're not covered in Axe body spray, and you don't use enough hair gel.

And X doesn't really care what team he's on. Right, X?

Which makes Trent's head hurt.

But-- But-- But we just had the big case.

Okay. Cool off, rookie.

It's not about just one case.

You do the job that's in front of you. Right, X?

100%.

You gotta surf your own wave.

Sure. What?

Hey, Turner, need to talk to you.

Oh, uh, come here, Hooch.

Yeah?

Heard from Marshal Sickerman this morning.

You and the dog made it into his presentation

to senior leadership on new ideas.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah. Well, it's a priority for him, which makes it a priority for me.

Which means you need to deliver.

-Hooch is still learning, but he's very-- -

-You know, where he is promising-- -Turner.

Trent's got you guys securing the hotel, right?

This needs to go well.

A lot of eyes on this.

Got it.

I love eyes.

You have beautiful eyes.

I don't know why I said that. Got it, Chief. Won't let you down.

Hooch. Hooch.

There's a lot of eyes on this, Hooch.

Okay, Hooch. Hooch. Remember the training?

-Training, buddy. No, no, no. No. - Yo, check this out.

-Darius wants to buy a $900 stroller. -No. Hooch.

-Over here. -That's crazy, right?

I'm so-- Uh, sorry I can't--

No, seriously. This thing costs more than my first car.

- -Okay.

-Oh, my Go-- Oh, wait. -

Ah.

- -Here's what I think of your stroller.

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Okay. Follow me.

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You see what those dogs are doing? Working, sniffing for bombs.

Be like that.

I believe in you.

Sir, sir. The-- The dog.

Sorry. He smells the food on your cart.

-Yeah. -Come here, Hooch.

For the, uh... drool.

Thanks.

-And you're drooling, Hooch. -

This place already has one fountain. It doesn't need another one.

This is not a good look for us, Hooch. You get that?

Hooch! Hooch!

No! Come back here.

-Hooch! No! -

No! No, no, no, no. Don't go in the fountain.

-No! Uh... -

Okay, hey, Hooch. Get out right now.

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Just-- Please don't make me get in there. All right.

Okay. I--

He's just checking the water for contaminants.

There's a lot of waterborne attacks in San Francisco.

Okay. Ugh.

Okay.

I'm so-- We're gonna-- O-Okay. I'm just gonna--

All right.

He's still training.

Hooch.

That is the funniest dog in the world. Is he yours?

Uh, yeah. Unfortunately.

Hooch, enough!

-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir. -

Maybe there's a towel or something.

Kaya, get away from there. You're going to get wet.

Can I play with your dog?

Oh, uh, Hooch? Well, uh, the thing is, he's, um, he's working. So he can't play.

He's making sure that the carpet is, um, bomb-free.

Sir. Sir. I am so sorry.

-Give me one minute? -Come on.

Bro. What the hell?

That was the head of the Olympic Committee.

Yeah. I-- I don't know what to say.

-I tried to stop him. -Yeah. Well, you didn't.

Your dog chased a steak into a water fountain.

Yeah.

This was your chance to show me what you got. You let this happen.

I think it's best for you and your dog to take the rest of the day off, okay?

-And you're paying for that steak, rookie. -Yeah.

Sir, again, my apologies.

Let me assure you, he's new. His dog is... I don't know what's wrong with it.

But on the day, you're gonna have the best of the best. The A-team.

Seriously, man?

How is it that I can't even get you into a bath at home,

but at work, you're all about jumping into fountains, huh?

We're not on the same page, Hooch. We need to get on the same page.

Hey, Scotty. Thank you for coming. This is crazy.

I've been looking through Dad's files, and there's major criminals.

There's smugglers and drug traffickers and all this organized crime.

I'm sorry. How was your day?

It was... wet.

I don't wanna get into it.

Great. We can focus on the files?

-Good. -

Based on everything you've told me so far, I don't know.

It just sounds like a bunch of random criminals.

Not sure I see a connection.

Except that they were all found in the box hidden in the back of Dad's closet.

-You could say that's a connection. -I know it's weird, but it's--

I just feel like there's some unfinished business here for Dad.

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Or maybe it's nothing.

Right? I mean, look. Dad's police work was what?

Giving out speeding tickets by the Dairy Queen.

-I know, but... -

You think he was just doing all of this for fun?

Sorry.

Uh, no. I don't.

Maybe he was looking for a little excitement in his golden years, you know?

One last big case.

What if he found it?

I mean, what if this is his last big case?

Am I supposed to throw this in the dumpster

with his copies of Working Dog Magazine ?

I know what you're thinking.

"Flaky Laura, who never finishes anything.

She'll give it up the next time that a reality show

about love on an island comes on."

But I'm trying to change here, okay?

It's about honoring Dad and finishing what he started.

Please, Scotty. Please.

All right.

All right. I'll look into it.

Good. Okay. We can do this together, for Dad.