Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEl YATSURA

The shining galaxy pierces my eyes...

...and my heart won't stop burning for you.

BOREDOM S YNDROME

My name is Megane. I wake up at 7:13.

I start the day by fetching the paper while still wearing my pajamas.

That particular day was full of peaceful and happy daily events.

There was no drama, no pain, no suffering... Just another boring day.

Like a pile of old newspapers, the boring days of my life are stacking up.

And then, on that day...

I suddenly noticed... People's... faces... faces... faces...

I don't need to read a newspaper. The spring sunlight reveals all.

And what it says is, "Life is boring..."

Lum... I wonder where a human comes from and where he goes.

Spring has come! Where it has come?

To mountain. To village. To field. To country. To city.

" What? What's happened?"

"Shinobu!"

"Ryuu!"

"Megane! Mendou! Lum!"

"Oh? Am I having a dream?"

" Where am I? Who am I? Well, I'll go home."

"Babes!"

"Madame! Honey!"

Hey, Moroboshi! Get up, Moroboshi!

Hey, Moroboshi! Get up, Moroboshi! Oh, don't be shy. Oh, you're so cute.

Stop this, Moroboshi!

Can't you distinguish a reality from a dream?!

Who feels shy?! Where are you?! Who am I?! Speak up!

Shinobu... Shinobu... Hey, Shinobu.

W... What? Yeah, the hero's wonderful!

It's the story where dreams and reality become one.

You know, a parallel world...

Many similar worlds exist at once in the universe. It's a little like that.

Even our own world...

...is so unstable that a tiny event can totally change its structure.

At that point, dreams become reality, and imagination gains power.

In the book, the trigger is the heroine's tears.

So you see, Darling, a couple ought to take care of each other.

So you see, Darling, a couple ought to take care of each other.

I'm gonna have a pudding.

Ran!

Ran! Oh, Hey! Darling!

Wait!

Oh, Darling...

Don't get so fidgety!

What? No cola, no juice, no milk at all!

What? No cola, no juice, no milk at all! Drink water! Water!

Shit, what a depressing house.

Note: Untranslatable alien script on can.

Note: Untranslatable alien script on can. What's this?

It's cold.

Delicious!

Darling, that's...

Darling, that's... Oh? This? Lum, was it yours?

Ah, sorry. I've drunk it all. What?

I went through a lot to get that.

I went through a lot to get that. Hey, Lum...

What a stingy woman. All because of a soda.

Shinobu, time for bed.

Yes.

What's the matter, Shinobu?

What's going on?

Delicious... Huh...?

" W... Water..."

" W... Water..." "Sorry, I drank it all. What?"

"Lum..."

"Don't pretend to die... Hey, you! You!"

"Lum... Lum!"

"I... I shouldn't have hogged all the soda..."

"Lum! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!"

Oh, it was just a dream. What? What!

To make up for yesterday.

Something like this won't make the pain go away.

Why you! How dare you spurn my humble apology!

Moroboshi, what did you do to Lum?!

Moroboshi, what did you do to Lum?! Go to hell!

W... What! Aren't ya gonna listen to my reason?

W... What! Aren't ya gonna listen to my reason? It must be your fault!

It must be your fault!

Say what?! It's just one soda. It must be your fault!

Say what?! It's just one soda.

Say what?! It's just one soda. Aha! You stole Lum's soda after your bath!

Your greed has trampled on Lum's pure heart!

Once again it is clear that you are 100% at fault!

Oh? Eyedrops?

Yeah. Yesterday, dust kept getting into my eyes.

So you used eyedrops.

And because I didn't have them, last night the tears never stopped.

I see. Anyway, only a total moron would drink Lum's eyedrops.

Eyedrops... a little chance...

The heroine's tears... the dream and the reality become confused... nah, no way...

Okay!

Strange. It is a mild spring day, yet clouded by presentiment.

Haha!

Oh? How bizarre!

Summer has come. Where it has come?

Hey! Be quiet! Be calm! Hurry up and close the windows!

Oh. Oh, what's with this wind?!

Oh, my eyes are stinging.

Shinobu... Shinobu!

What?

What? What's the matter? Are you feeling sick?

What's the matter? Are you feeling sick?

Ah, yes. What's the matter? Are you feeling sick?

Now, let's start the lesson from page 17.

Well... What?!

Babes!

What, what, what? Haven't you gone home yet?

Strange. Am I having another dream?

Where am I? Who am I? My, what a joke!

You bastard! What are you?!

You bastard! What are you?! No, no Shutaro. I'm Ataru, of course.

If that's true, then who is he?

If that's true, then who is he? Hi.

Th... There are two Darlings.

Oh... we didn't know that we were twins. Oh... we didn't know that we were twins.

Fool!

Fool! Stupid!

Stupid!

Ataru, you should die at once. Stupid!

Well... I saw it.

On that day, rain clouds covered the sky...

...and the earth was assaulted with thunder that violently split the air asunder.

I had afterschool chores, and came back to the classroom, expecting no one to be here.

Moroboshi was here. He called out all of our names, then got ready to go home.

Suddenly, he glared at the blackboard, and...

...and he senselessly jumped into the blackboard!

That's the story of my dream! That's the story of my dream!

Yes, yes, that's right! He can't distinguish his dreams from reality!

He's completely absurd and senseless!

Oh, that's a Zero Fighter.

What... what... what's happening?!

What... what... what's happening?! Oh! The beloved MK-lll lmperial Army tank!

Where's here?! What's happened? Huh?!

Identify yourself!