Adventure Time

Whew.

A goblet of sparkling apple juice

for milady.

Thanks, Finn.

Hey...

where'd you get this goblet?

Oh, uh, I think we won it in a fight with an octopus

we were fighting in, like, a sea cave full of treasure?

No.

It was from when BMO was playing dress-up.

It reminds me of a cup my uncle used to have.

You mean your Uncle Gumbald, right?

Do tell.

You never talk about your family.

I don't know.

Families are tricky.

You guys know what I mean, right?

We have to go back a ways...

Like 800 years ago...

Help!

Help me!

Oh, goodness me.

Someone please help me.

I'm a defenseless little goblin surrounded by all this loot.

Boo-hoo.

Oh, you poor thing, here.

Have a drink to ease your nerves while I untie you.

Pfft!

Aah!

The time for faking is over now.

Give me all your stuff.

What?

You brought a peashooter to a techno-harpoon fight?!

Aah!

Aah-aah-aaah!

Mm?

Another close call today, Neddy.

Neddy, you sweet chicken.

It was a lot different back in the Mother Gum.

We all had each other's backs.

I'm going to make more of us, Neddy.

I know you don't care, and that's fine.

But I need to be around people like me.

O-kay!

This is it, Neddy.

We're getting relatives!

It worked!

Your name is Aunt Lolly!

A pleasure to meet you, dear.

And you're Cousin Chicle. You're a full 2.3 meters tall.

Naturally... I am a gentleman of high standing.

Oh, Cousin Chicle.

And finally...

Uncle Gumbald!

This is your favorite mug.

Ah, yes.

I'm your great uncle.

The mug proclaims it so.

Aren't they great, Neddy?

You'll be my protectors,

my advisers, my family.

Hmm.

I'm heading out, Neddy.

What?

What?

What?!

Morning, small niece.

Uncle Gumbald, the taffy trees are gone!

I know. I chopped 'em down last night.

Yesterday, I realized these trees

were not being utilized to their full potential,

so I elected to build this cabin.

This is but the first step

in building my glorious new candy city.

I've already drawn up the plans for it.

All of this will be apartments.

And did you notice the family crest I designed?

It's a "G" for, uh..."Gum."

Why does it look like your head?

You're such a curious little girl.

We're a lifestyle brand now.

Success!

Now instead of worrying about his dumb city,

Uncle can come here to picnic, swim,

and, uh... fish!

Welcome to life, Candyfish.

I can't breathe air!

Bonnie!

What have you done to my building site?

I made us a butterscotch lake and a fish to live in it.

But that's where the gift shop was gonna go.

Now it's just gonna be volleyballs, water skis,

and shrimp cocktails.

Sounds nice.

Did you say you "made" this creature?

Come on.