Breaking Bad

Come on.

Come on.

Come....

Come on. Come on, baby.

Please, please. Come on, come on. Come on!

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

Yeah.

Slow down. Slow-- Slow down.

And just-- Just take a deep breath.

Do it.

All right.

Now, what happened?

All right. All right. Now...

...listen-- Listen to me. Are you listening?

Everything is gonna be okay. I promise.

No, no-- Listen. Calm down.

Just....

Sit tight. I know who to call.

Saul Goodman sent me.

Come on. Inside.

Watch the door.

Where is she?

Any other drugs in the house?

Think hard. Your freedom depends on it.

What about guns? You got any guns in the house?

Here's your story.

You woke up. You found her. That's all you know.

Say it.

Say it, please. "I woke up. I found her. That's all I know."

Say it. "I woke up. I found her. That's all I know."

I woke up. I found her. That's all I know.

Again.

I woke up. I found her. That's all I know.

Again. Again.

I woke up. I found her. That's all I know.

I woke up. I found her. That's all I know.

Once you call, the people who show up...

...will be with the Office of Medical Investigations.

That's primarily who you'll talk to.

Police officers may arrive, they may not.

Depends on how busy a morning they're having.

Typically, ODs are not a high-priority call.

There's nothing to incriminate you...

...so I'd be amazed if you got placed under arrest.

However, if you do, you say nothing.

You tell them you just want your lawyer.

Then you call Saul Goodman.

And do I need to state the obvious?

I was not here.

You put on a long-sleeved shirt...

...and cover those track marks on your arm.

Count down from 20, and then you dial.

Hang tough. You're in the home stretch.

Do you want 2-percent or skim?

-Two. -Two. All right.

Thank you.

Junior.

Junior.

-Flynn. -What?

Flynn.

Flynn.

I'll be there in a minute.

You all right?

Flynn, get your butt in here.

Oh, my God. Mom, Dad, come here. You gotta see this.

Seriously.

-What? -Look right there. Look at that.

Are those donations?

-Yes. -Actual donations for your dad?

Total strangers gave us $490.

Twenty-six people. Virginia, Minnesota, Montana.

Look at this one. Vancouver. All the way up in Canada.

And it's all real, actual money.

It's actually right there in the PayPal account.

And look what they're saying.

"Hang in there, Walt." "Good luck." "Hang in there."

Isn't this awesome?

That's-- Wow, that is something.

Walt, don't you think a little thank-you is in order?

Yes, absolutely. Thank you, son.

Thank you. This is a big, big help.

Oh, look, 20 more bucks from Thunder Bay, Ontario.

Damn. Five hundred and ten dollars.

If you're trying to sell me something, I've got four words for you.:

"Do-not-call list."

However, if you're cool, leave it at the beep.

How did I know you wouldn't be answering your phone?

I'm on my way. I'm gonna be there momentarily.

I expect you on the porch, bag packed, ready to go. No excuses.

Sir, you may not wanna be here for this.

I just woke up and I found her.

That's all I know.

What's her date of birth?

Sir, your daughter's date of birth?

April....

-April 4th, 1982. -Okay.

And mother's maiden name and place of birth.

-My mother? -Your daughter's mother.

Bishop.

-And place of birth? -Phoenix.

Phoenix, Arizona?

This is our address.

Do you have someone who can drive you?

I can drive.

Well, then if you'd like to meet us there...

...we can complete the intake and take our samples...

...and then you can make your arrangements.

Okay?

Now, do you need a card? Will you both be coming?

I don't believe it. Walt, you have to see this.

-Forty from Te-- -Terre Haute.

Walt.

It's me.

Are you there? Hello.

I'm just checking in.

Our friend says he thinks everything went well.

That's-- That's good.

So listen. Just call me, all right?

Hey, Walt, you've gotta come in here. We just broke a thousand dollars.

All right. I'm coming.

Some of you already know my brother-in-law. He's a good man.

The doctors say this operation has a real chance of helping him.

They're also saying they wanna be paid in private islands, so dig deep.

Biggest donation...

...gets a six-pack of my very own Schraderbrau.

Home-brewed to silky perfection.

Smallest donation gets two six-packs.

All right. Other than Gomie here pees sitting down...

...here's what we know.

Christian Ortega, a.k.a. Combo.

Shot dead by an unknown assailant last month.

"Combo?" I hear you say.

"Why, I'm unfamiliar with that name. Was he a Nobel laureate perchance?"

No. He was a dipshit wannabe banger.

Now, no arrests, save for stealing a baby Jesus...

...from a Knights of Columbus manger back when he was 17.

This dude was so low-rep, he never showed up on our radar.

So why am I talking about him?

Anyone? Anyone?

Bueller?

-He was dealing Blue Sky. -That's right.

Now, how is it that the purest, most professional grade...

...of meth we've ever come across is being slung by the likes of that?

But wait. It gets better.

Since baby-Jesus thief there slowed a bullet with his neck...

...the blue stuff's vanished from town, okay?

Not a speck to be found in Albuquerque. Now, why is that?

Well, because maybe your Heisenberg's in prison.

So says A.P.D. They think they got their man.

I know you don't buy it, but maybe it's true.

James Edward Kilkelly, yeah. A.P.D. thinks this is our mastermind.

You believe that, I got a bridge to sell you.

-He copped to it, didn't he? -For an extra pudding cup...

...every night at Los Lunas?

Maybe if you give him a pack of cigarettes...

...he'll tell you what he did with Jimmy Hoffa. No, no, no.

I've been thinking.

Top-shelf product like this? It doesn't fall off the face of the earth.

Raw talent's bound to pop up somewhere.

It's like Whack-A-Mole. So I've been making phone calls.

Local police departments, small-town sheriffs.

Haven't had much luck inside the Land of Enchantment.

But outside, I've got reports of the blue stuff...

...making a scene here in Texas, Arizona, Colorado and Nevada.

In fact, everywhere but here.

Almost as if somebody wised up, stopped shitting where they eat.

Now...

...I say Heisenberg's still out there.

I say he's gone regional.

Only he's still right here in town.

Come on, 2800.

Come on, big 28. You can do it.

Only 30 more dollars. Thirty more.

Fo-- Forty dollars! Twenty-eight ten.

-Yes! -Yes!

Who's gonna be next?

Your guy found him?

Where is he?

Okay, listen.

No, no, I don't care.

You have your guy pick--

Saul. Just shut-- Saul.

Saul, shut up and give me the address.

I don't recommend it.

A.P.D.'s been known to sit on this place...

..keep an eye on the comings and goings.

Are they here now?

Well, I don't see any sign, but that's the point.

Police could be the least of it.

You could just get mugged or shot.

How about you go on home, Walter?

Let me handle this.

Yo.

Jesse.

Jesse. Jesse. Look at me, son.

-Wake up. Wake up. -Hey.

I ain't got nothing for you, man. It's all gone.

Jesse, damn it, wake up. Just--

Jesse, Jesse. Jesse, it's me. Okay, it's me. It's Walt. It's Walt.

Jesse.