Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

- (GASPS) - (SOFT BLAST)

- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) - (JANET BREATHING HEAVILY)

What is this place?

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING UP)

(WELCOME BACK BY JOHN SEBASTIAN PLAYING)

My life doesn't really make sense.

- Hey. - Oh...

I used to ask myself a lot of questions

- about that. - (WHISTLING ALONG TO SONG)

"Scott, you're a divorced ex-con.

"How are you an Avenger?

"Why are you time traveling with Captain America?

- "That doesn't make sense." - (WHISTLES)

A lot has changed about my life.

But everywhere I go, people ask me the same thing.

Can you take a picture with my dog?

- "Scott, what about now?" - (BARKS)

- "What's next?" - (DOG GRUNTS)

"Where does the ride take you?"

- (DOG YIPS) - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

If I knew that, it wouldn't be a ride.

All right.

- It's been a crazy few years. - Hey, guys.

- Hey, hi. How are you? - For everyone.

Everything is ready for you.

You're too much.

No, no, no.

Your money's no good here.

Aw. Are we still talking about that?

Yes, of course.

Ruben, you are the best.

Thank you, Spider-Man.

So, let's make time for the stuff that really matters.

Like friends.

Friends you didn't even know you had.

Remember the people who got you here.

You couldn't have done it without them.

Hey, I'm just a guy who got fired from Baskin-Robbins.

Sometimes you just get lucky.

I'm lucky I met Hope Van Dyne.

I think you know who she is.

She's taken back her dad's company.

Now she's using the Pym Particle

for global change.

A lot of people say they want to save the world,

but Hope, she saves it everyday.

- Thank you. - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Thank you so much.

Reforestation. Affordable housing.

Food production.

- She's not wasting a second. - (THUDS)

(WELCOME BACK BY JOHN SEBASTIAN CONTINUES)

I still can't believe it.

None of this should have happened.

But it did.

It's a pretty good world.

I'm glad we saved it.

"Do I miss the action?

- "Sometimes." - (SONG CONCLUDES)

"Will I be there when the Avengers need me?

"Absolutely.

"I'd never turn my back on them.

"But right now, the only job I want is being a dad.

"I love you, Cassie.

"Thanks for being my hero.

"And I'm sorry I missed some birthdays."

"And for the rest of you kids out there,

"word of advice.

"Look out for the little guy.

"Make mistakes.

"Take chances.

"Because if there's one thing life's taught me,

"there's always room to grow."

Sorry, that's me.

Why is jail calling?

Lang!

- Lang! - I'm here.

All right, come on. Let's go.

Come on.

Hey. Is she okay? Have you heard anything?

- Not yet. No. Oh. - (DOOR CLACKS)

Hi, Hope. Hey, Dad.

Cassie. What happened?

Sign here.

Oh, you know, just jail stuff.

Give it back.

- Hmm? - I know it was you.

Are you sure?

I mean, it was kind of hard to see

through all that tear gas you fired into the park

full of peaceful protestors.

Where is it?

I'm sorry. This must be really embarrassing for you.

Oh! (SIGHS)

I did find this though.

You shrank a cop car?

What were you thinking?

What was I supposed to do? Look the other way?

They were clearing out a homeless camp

- in the middle of the night. - No, I'm not saying that...

And where do they expect them to go?

It's not their fault that they lost their homes in the Blip.

I... I know that.

No one can even afford rent right now,

unless you're some trust-fund asshole.

I'm not telling you what to do.

- I'm just saying... - Telling her what to do.

Telling me exactly what to do.

No, you do what you want.

I'm suggesting another way to do it.

Okay.

You know, I promised your mom

that you would only use this stuff

when one of us was around.

It's really dangerous tech.

I know it's dangerous.

What if the cops took it from you? Huh?

What if you lost it?

I didn't lose the suit.

You have a suit? Wait, you have a suit?

I know how to take care of myself, okay?

Trust me. I'm pretty good at it by now.

Ouch.

- I didn't mean it like that. - I know.

- I'm sorry. - That's okay. It's all right.

I get it.

I just think you should get to have a normal life.

Dad, a guy dressed like a bee

tried to kill me in my room when I was six.

I've never had a normal life.

How about some music?

(ON SPEAKERS) "And in that moment,

"all I could think was,

"How did the Hulk turn me into a baby?

"Will I be a baby forever?

"Am I the Hulk's baby?"

Dad, are you listening to your own book?

"But I was ready for anything."

Hmm? No, that's, uh... It's just the radio.

"Steve and I grew close over that."

- (LAUGHS) Dad, turn it off. It's so weird.

Something's wrong with this switch. It won't turn off.

I said turn it off.

What's that? Turn it up? All right.

- (VOLUME INCREASES) - "A little after that,

"a raccoon from space showed up.

"I don't think he knew my name.

"I was just happy to meet a raccoon who could talk."

Mm. - Excuse me.

Oh. - Thank you.

Mm-hmm. Hmm.

All right.

Your Nobel Prize is in the mail.

It better be. I just saved eight bucks.

God, I admire you.

Thank you.

I missed this.

No pizza in the Quantum Realm?

No. No anything.

You know, Mom, you can talk about it.

If you want.

Sweetheart, I spent 30 years down there.

I wanna live right now.

Yep.

So, Cassie, did you make any new friends

in the slammer this time?

Grandpa.

"This time"?

Was there a last time?

I mean, last time barely counts.

I didn't know that.

Why didn't you call me?

'Cause I knew you'd be like this.

I would've just broken you out with ants.

All right, you know what? Family meeting.

Can we have a family meeting?

Isn't that what we're doing?

Yeah, I mean about this.

About everybody being so fine with this.

Look, you wanna help. I get it.

- I do, Cassie. I really do. - (SIGHS)

But I don't want you wasting your life.

At least I'm still trying to do something with mine.

I literally saved the world.

Oh, did you?

Well, yeah, you never mentioned that before.

Hey, everybody, Scott saved the world.

How was that for you, Scott?

You should write a book about it.

Ha ha. Hilarious.

Yeah, you're welcome for all not being dust.

And what do you do now?