Teaching Sucks (誤人子弟)

Among so many different jobs,

teachers, as me, hear the bell ring more than other people do.

Whenever I hear the bell ringing, I will...

Oh, it's time to class.

Can't you find another job?

What?

Many university graduates can't find ideal jobs,

so they become teachers.

Principal, in fact, my wish is to become a teacher.

Mr. lam,

this is a high standard college.

So, we have had severe consideration in choosing teacher.

Yes.

I hope every teachers teaches at least three subjects,

and takes care of one extracurricular activity.

Yes.

Except biology, what else can you teach?

Science.

And maths...

If it's necessary,

I can teach english too.

It's not necessary, I'm teaching english.

Yeah... we don't want copy books...

Right?

Drinking something? Coffee or tea?

Lam siu-fung, not yet finished?

What do you want to be in future?

Teacher.

Why?

I can learn many things,

teach many people, & have many holidays.

Good morning class.

Good morning class.

Good morning class.

Time flies,

I've taught in this college for three years.

Whenever I pass here, I have the same feeling.

Boring.

Let me introduce...

This is Mr. yip, Superman in property field.

Mr. chow, he is teaching arts, father of arts of hk behaviour.

Mr. ngai attacks from the left to the right.

And Mr. kuk attacks from the right to the left.

You are too cunning,

this is noodle,

the most popular teacher in these days.

Noodle. Mr. ting.

The opposite is miss chan, the music teacher.

Good morning, Mr. wong.

Good morning.

Except miss chan,

there is another lady teacher, miss Kong.

What does that mean?

You just forget my homework.

Come here.

Come here.

Don't you feel shame?

I feel shame instead.

Half year! You didn't hand in your homework punctually.

You trash! Get lost.

Go back to Mr. lam's place

for punishment.

It's ill-fated to have

such kind of son.

That's right, this is the teachers' room of our college.

I've almost forgotten to introduce Mr. wong,

the one who sits next to me,

this is my best friend, Mr. wong.

He doesn't feel well today.

He always feels sick,

the reason is simple...

What's the matter?

What's up?

What's up?

Something is inside.

Something is inside?

What's that?

What are you looking for?

Whistle.

I see.

Have you searched every inch?

Did you put inside?

I don't think it works.

It's useless.

Why not break it with an electric drill?

Did you offend anyone? Maybe someone wants to trick you.

Yeah, but don't let us be involved.

Do you want the police?

The teachers haven't come, I don't wish them to come either.

You have to pay for it if you break something.

Mr. chow,

you ruined a book shelf some time ago.

- How much did you pay? - Right.

I paid the price of the book shelf.

That's not you.

The one who did it died long time ago.

He sat here too.

Right.

- He taught geography. - Named cheung.

We paid condolence money too.

- That's right. - Poor him!

I think, this room may be haunted.

Sir, the bell rings!

Stop messing up.

What soup will you make tonight?

Chicken legs.

Is that good?

Goodbye sir.

Not here.

One two...

It's soundless, will there be any accident happened?

Damn you! Bastard!

Pay attention, I've got it.

It's useless to attract attention

by only one board.

We should make one more board.

Forget it, just let it be.

By the way, I have to do the check-up, I am leaving.

I leave these to you.

Alright.

Why didn't you mention it this morning?

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Your pager rings again.

Shit! I've forgotten one thing.

What?

Mr. wong paged me, I've forgotten to buy vegetables.

Vegetable?

Yeah.

But we haven't voted yet.

If the market is closed, it'd be shit.

Don't you want it? Why do you leave it here?

Buy one pack of dried bean curd skin get free juice.

When your wife was alive...

She bough many.

Really?

Is that your question?

No. I asked whether she came here with you or not.

This is nice.

Yeah!

Is that right?

This is much more worse than that.

Try this.

It's nice.

Choose it yourself, anyway, that's for your home.

One is missing.

Unlimited times for lucky draw!

Lucky draw tickets.

Why isn't anybody around?

Use your little finger, hurry up.

Little finger, little finger.

Haven't you got finger nail?

No.

Me too.

Theft?

Freeze!

How dare you steal?

Kid, where do you study?

See whether he is our student.

I think so! The uniform looks like the one of our school.

Are you kidding me? Poor me!

We have to beg the mercy from the manager and call his family.

I wish I were the thief.

Poor! I think we can't leave before 7,

I have no time to cook.

We have nothing to eat tonight.

Which school? Tell me!

Abc college.

The music scared me.

Luckily he isn't our student.

What do you want?

I want some water, excuse me.

Water?

Is outside crowded?

Outside? Yes, it's crowded.

It's spacious!

It's crowded.

How many times have I told you?

When I cook, never come in.

What do you want?

Go out please.

Don't you want to eat?

What are you looking at? Why do you look at me?

Why the books are put upside down?

Kidding? Isn't it haunted?

I'm back.

So, what's the first thing you have to do?

Bathing.

Don't scratch that, go and take a bath.

Alright.

Dinner will be done soon.

I saw you cleaning apple cucumber.

Yes. That's right.

Why can't I find any here?

That's for tomorrow.

How about these?

Can't you recognise that? We ate that last night.

Heat it, then it's ready for eating.

Tasty.

Dor, what have you learnt in school?