Gintama. (銀魂)

The space food that our old lady chef prepares is famous

for lettin' one experience home-cooked flavor anywhere in the universe.

Did you not like it, Shogun?

This is a problem.

If you don't eat, we'll be the criminals who starved the shogun to death.

You guys are already criminals who will go down in history.

I don't know or care how you plan to use me,

but, struggle as you might, you're fated to die anyway.

You will never escape the Tendoshu!

If I may be so presumptuous, Shogun...

In our eyes, and probably the Tendoshu's as well,

you are no longer worth using.

Your retainers walked out on you, your government has rapidly lost power,

and now you've committed a huge blunder over a personal grudge.

You've been too sullied for them to use as a puppet.

At this rate, it's clear that they'll get rid of you along with us criminals.

We are in the same boat here, standin' at the edge of the same precipitous cliff.

And I'm sayin' that's exactly why you need to eat properly.

You can't fight on an empty stomach,

and for us as well as you, the real battle is comin' up.

Gintama

The Battle on Rakuyo

Battle on Rakuyo Arc Part Three

The Song of Samurai

Please watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!!!!!!

We can see it now.

If Shinsuke and the rest are alive, that's where they'll be.

And that's probably where

your friend who went with Takechi and Matako will be, too.

Rakuyo...

So that's Kagura's home planet.

Sorry, Mommy.

I've decided to leave this planet.

But I promise to come back.

This time with my stupid brother and stupid father.

I'll come back strong enough to regain everything.

A grave?

Someone you know?

I just wanted to check something.

It's just as I thought.

That baldy is here, too.

How my homeland has changed while I was away.

This has always been a hole for people who're too stupid to live on other planets,

but I'd never run into people stupid enough to pick a fight with me until now.

Unfortunately, this is a squad formed by a colossal moron who grew up right here.

You guys had better give it a rest.

I'm not getting involved, okay?

This man's son took my left arm,

and his daughter took one of my ears.

There's no telling what he'll take.

Or, what, do you want to avenge that idiot?

You really shouldn't, then.

He'll kill you for trying to steal his prey.

Are you saying he's still alive?

Isn't that why you're here?

To continue your father-son spat?

You two are really similar.

Once you zero in on a target, you ignore everyone else until you defeat them.

Even if that target is your own father or son.

Come. I don't have any tea to offer you,

but I do have plenty of complaints about your son.

Vice Commander!

Didn't you hear me?

This man isn't the least bit interested in taking our lives.

If he were, we wouldn't be here right now.

And we have no way to stop this fool, or his fool son.

In that case, all we can do is wait with him...

For the other fool to come back.

It seems the Harusame haven't caught wind of this location yet.

We didn't have to be so careful and bring only our best men.

Uh, everyone on the streets looks like a space pirate to me.

Did Kagura-chan really live on such a scary planet?

As a hangout for rogues from all over the universe,

it's not all that different from the Kabuki District.

Look, even the cabaret girls here look like your sister.

That's just a gorilla!

And her customer's basically Kondo, too.

That's just a gorilla!

And the manga artist drawing all that, too.

That's just a gorilla!

Shinpachi-kun, Gintoki's sayin' there's no need to be afraid.

So what if they're gorillas?

If they can work in such a business despite being gorillas,

then maybe their technique is out of this world!

Technique?

Okay, let's split up from here.

I'll try the G Course.

G Course

Gorilla

He went down the Gorilla Course!

I see. So you want the Gehenna Course.

Gehenna

G Course

So these are the men who fought with Shinsuke.

This is not the time or place for that reaction!

Yes, it might actually be similar.

Maybe Leader came to the Kabuki District because it gave off the scent of home,

right, Otae-san?

I told you, that's not Sis!

The scent of home, eh?

All I smell here is mold and grime.

We can't mix in the scent of blood there, too.

Anyhow, we should hurry to where Takasugi and the rest are hidin'.

Your friend is probably there, too.

Unless we meet up with 'em and protect 'em from the Harusame soon,

we'll lose our means of fightin' the Harusame, too.

Bansai-san.

Yes.

To think I'd be leading you to the emergency meeting place

that only those in our upper echelon know about...

You can see it from here.

It's that abandoned temple.

Uh, Bansai-san, it just exploded.

P-Please tell me that wasn't the place.

Yes, maybe it was not.

Right, it was the deserted house next door.

Or not. The place next door to that.

No, two doors down.

No, three—

They all exploded!

Was he there? Was Takasugi-san in one of those?!

Yes.

Oh, no!

You mean the Harusame knew?

Wasn't he the one who did all that, and not the Harusame?

Laser beams were coming out of his finger.

No, nothing came out!

Can you not? This guy doesn't get jokes!

My bad. It wasn't his finger. Something came from his brain.

I told you, nothing came out!

Bansai-sama, you're alive?

You're part of the Kiheitai!

What just happened? What were those explosions?

We're done for.

It was Umibozu.

He sniffed out this place.

Don't tell me...

Don't tell me!

P-Please hurry!

How's Shinsuke? Is he all right?

Hey, answer me!

We're sorry, Bansai—

Gin-san! Bansai-san!

A trap.

Those guys were in bed with the enemy.

I bet they were told to bring us here if they wanted their lives spared.

But they were just sacrificial pawns, apparently.

It looks like...

this planet has long since fallen into Harusame hands.

How awful.

That would turn even us Yato into cinders.

If we were there, that is.

If not for your advice, we'd have been done for.

Some gods abandon you, and some save you, huh?

Though, to begin with, the one who both destroyed and saved our 7th Division

wasn't godly, but a baldy instead.

I am the great Umibozu, the best alien hunter in the universe.

I always get my prey,

but I never try to poach someone else's.

My prey is the rotten brat alone.

That man is not my prey nor the Harusame's,

but the prey of a moron who'll come to settle the score someday.

A moron, eh?

Long story short, I hate people who meddle in other people's fights.

I gave them a warning, but it seems they're serious about taking me on.

They came prepared to destroy an entire planet.

If that's what they want,

then I have to be ready, too...

Ready for the most dangerous creature I've seen

in my 25 years as an alien hunter,

and ready to hunt him down.

I should've realized sooner.

To think the enemy managed to turn some of our surviving comrades...

The Kiheitai started to crumble the moment Shinsuke went down.

This would've happened sooner or later.

Besides, there'd be no point in us being here if it didn't.

Right, Zura?

Tatsuma?

Quit spacing out.

In battle, the ones who burden themselves with regret

are always the first to die.

The only burden samurai should carry

is their sword.

White Yaksha!

Want me to tell you how to avoid the enemy's bullets?

It's simple!

Run!

Run faster than the enemy's bullets!

Run...

Run faster than the

shadow of death looming over you!

They're downstairs!

Hurry!

Fire!

Charge!!

They used a mad rush as a feint?