Lupin Zero - First Season

Aw man, Lupin's at the top again?

Who even is Lupin, anyway?

Some foreigner?

Dunno.

But he looks like he's Japanese.

Are you ready, fellas?

Alright! Place those bets!

I'm feeling this one!

Okay, I'm set!

Let's see.

That means I get the whole kit and caboodle if 3 comes up, eh?

That's not gonna happen.

You can't be that lucky, Lupin!

And we're not letting you cheat, either!

Here we go!

No freakin' way!

I don't believe it...

Looks like I win again, fellas.

Feel free to check the bowl if you want.

What the?

That's weird.

It's totally normal.

Like taking candy from a baby.

What's going on?

Some kinda ruckus in the schoolyard!

Where's the punk they call Daisuke Jigen?

We got a bone to pick, so get your ass out here!

They're looking for Jigen.

But he never comes to school, does he?

I heard he had to go overseas because of his dad's job or something.

Huh...

Somebody get Jigen out here!

Otherwise, we're gonna storm the school!

He's coming! That guy right there is Jigen!

I see ya brought a whole damn army.

Are ya not man enough to settle a score by yourself or what?

What was that?!

Them's fighting words.

Get ready for a world of hurt, chump!

Holy moley, did you see that?

Why on earth does he have a gun?!

Now that's interesting.

Lupin, my man!

Thanks for bringing us along to get a taste of the grownup's world!

Sure thing, pal.

It's all on my parent's dime, anyway!

Well I never!

Whodathunk I was making deals with a kid like you.

Say "kid" one more time and I'll blow your kneecap off.

Jeez, I'm sorry!

Yo, Jigen!

You were a real badass at lunch today!

You've actually been on my radar for awhile.

It's hard not to notice a wolf hanging out among all the sheep.

Sorry but I don't rub shoulders with pampered rich kids out for kicks.

I'm doing business here, ya see.

Pampered rich kid?

Fair enough.

You got me there! Next up is the pride and joy of our store,

You got me there! the lady with the voice of a...

Wh-what in the blazes?!

Get your hands off me!

Shaddup!

I told you, you're making a mistake!

There she is!

Get her!

This way!

You punk!

Come back here!

Oopsy-daisy!

Are there any other exits?

Over that way!

Gotcha.

So lady, what's your name?

I'm Yoko!

And who are you?

Lupin!

That's my name, don't wear it out!

There's a motto in my family, ya see.

"Always stand up for a lady."

Hell yeah! Stick it to 'em, Lupin!

Hey, leggo!

Pop goes the weasel!

Yeowch!

Gotta find another exit...

How about the second floor?

Hold it! You little shitstain!

Hands in the air!

Jigen! Help me out here!

Why the hell should I?

Let's cut a deal!

You want these back, don'tcha?

They're gone!

Friggin' rich kids with sticky fingers...

Now's our chance!

Hey! Fork those guns over, asshat!

You're the asshat! Who goes and wastes all their ammo like that?!

Yoko and Jigen, go that way!

Jigen! Get going! Upstairs! The second floor!

C'mon!

Got you now!

Lupin!

I'm good! No worries!

Jigen! Do your thing!

Time to go!

Comin' through!

Sorry about this!

Let's scram!

Playing tag with adults is the best!

Who the hell were those creeps?

The Kanto Fujioka gang.

They're yakuza.

So, did their top dog fall in love with you or what?

No, they're butting in on a deal that I'm trying to make.

A deal, huh? What kind?

The naughty kind!

Thank you, boys. You saved me.

Knock-knock, I'm home!

Welcome back, young master.

Wait, this is your house?

A family of fatcats, like I figured.

Care to explain where this car came from?

I stole it from some yakuza!

What?

You can't go a day without causing trouble.

Listen here.

What your father wants for you is-

Yeah, yeah! He wants me to walk the straight and narrow.

"Straight and narrow"?

Even though it's always hard to tell if he's dead or alive,

I'm still following the rules that dad set.

So let me have a little fun, jeez.

I hate to be a bother, but could you come pick me up, Jiro?

I'm in the middle of loading the cargo right now,

so it'll have to wait until later tonight.

Yeah, it's port 11 in Harumi.

Sure, see you then.

Thank you so much. This is a huge help.

Please, come this way.

You saved my butt, Jigen.

So, where'd you learn to shoot a gun?

Be a good little sheep and head back to the flock, rich boy.

Oh.

Are you leaving?

My business is done here.

Wait just a second!

I really owe you two a debt of gratitude.

So let me do something to make up for it.

Go on. Sit down.

Atashi no toshi shita no itoshii hito Hey, my little crush who's younger than me

Ude o kumu date wa dekinai no yo I'm afraid that we can't go out on a date while arm in arm

Shikata ga nai wa anata ni wa It's not your fault, that's just how it goes

Kimari ga aru hazu dakara Because there are rules that ought to be followed

Sono hi wo kitto matteru wa But rest assured, I'll be waiting for the moment

Dakishime ni kite When you come to give me a hug

Itsu no hi ka One of these days

Itsu no hi ka One of these days

So those clowns who're after Yoko...

She called them the "Kanto Fujioka gang", yeah?

They're a newer crew that's been getting a lot of attention lately,

but they refuse to do things the old way and it's really ticked off the other gangs.

Rabid mutts who can't follow the rules, eh?

But don't sweat it! They can't do anything as long as we're in this mansion.

Hey. Ever shot a gun?

Well, yeah, once or twice.

You're gonna be a piss-poor bodyguard for her.

What the hell, man!

She steal your heart or what?

Get outta here with your stupid bullshit!

Goddamn rich kids!

Nice try.

Get over here! Take your lumps!

Whoa! Watch it, buttmunch!

I'm gonna slug you into tomorrow!

C'mon, cut me some slack!

Young master?

I'm a little busy right now!

Miss Yoko has left a farewell letter for you.

I appreciate everything that you did for me.

I don't want to cause anymore trouble, so I'll be leaving now.

Thank you, Lupin. And you too, Jigen.

This way, ma'am!

Fujioka!

You've been a real pain in the ass.

Drive!