LOL - Hasse Toh Phasse

-Nobody here. -Not bad.

-What a house! -Whoa! Not bad!

I am Arshad Warsi and this is Boman Parsi.

Boman Irani. It is okay, right?

-It's not okay. -Fine. Sorry, dude.

Welcome to LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.

Yes! In this unique show,

ten comedians are going to be locked down for six hours

in this beautiful house.

And the task is simple.

They have to make other people laugh

but they can't laugh themselves, Arshad.

If you laugh here, you lose.

And the last one to not laugh…

-Yes. -The last person standing

without laughing will receive

-Twenty-five lakh rupees. -Damn!

Here comes the first comedian.

Aadar Malik.

The entrance was beautiful.

Like, I'm walking down this tunnel. I'm having fun.

He is a towering figure in the comedy circle.

-Really? -That's because he's six feet one inch.

I was expecting someone to come.

But they closed the door.

I suddenly realized that this a huge room.

And I am all alone.

Aadar Malik is a comedian cum singer cum actor

cum improviser.

I realize he does a lot of things but in a limit.

Menon.

When I saw Aadar, I thought…

You know, sometimes you enter a room not knowing what to expect.

But then you see someone you know and feel relieved.

And then you feel, "I'm kind of safe."

How long have you been here?

I have been here an uncomfortable amount of time.

-And all alone! -Suresh Menon.

Do you know what his strengths are?

-What? -The surprise element.

-Really? -Nobody can expect his next move.

Even he doesn't know what his next move will be.

-Exquisite piece of art. -Oh, yeah?

I thought people my age would be part of this show.

This is horror.

Our next comedian is Aditi Mittal,

popularly known as…

Aditi Mittal.

Oh, my God! It's Aadar.

Hi. How's it going?

-Hello, sir. Bless me, sir. -Hail Lord Ram.

Sir…

I'm not happy that you are here, Aadar.

When I got an offer for this show…

I thought even if I go on this show…

You know, worst-case scenario, I'll get a set out of it.

-I just noticed this. -What?

It's a massive LOL.

LOLs.

Sunil's comedy timing is so good

that I think the other comedians

are going to feel insecure because of him.

-He is famous for mimicry. -Yes.

And if he mimics someone,

that means the person has arrived.

It's like a badge of honor.

Did he ever mimic you?

Our next comedian.

-No! -Oh, my God! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Sir!

-Oh, God! -I'm doomed.

-Come in, sir. -How will I survive here?

I will be out in ten minutes.

All of us should just hang out.

-Sunil. -Hello, Mr. Suresh.

I know Sunil's strengths very well. I really need to be alert.

I should finish laughing and greeting others right away.

We've never met…

-We never met. Yes. -and we are just so cordial.

Is an indignant laugh not allowed either?

Indignant, if you please. Indignant laugh!

Oh, my God! This looks like an inside of a boudoir.

As I walked through the red door, I was like…

I need to know every nook and cranny of this place

if I'm going to spend six hours in here.

This is scary, man.

This looks like a camera under the skirt.

Yeah.

Kusha Kapila. The queen of the internet.

You know, Kusha Kapila is so famous on Instagram

that her followers might think something has happened to her

if she doesn't use her phone for six hours!

-Hey, Kusha! -Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Then I see Sunil.

And I'm like…

Fuck!

I mean… it's not fair!

I can't… This is… I've lost this already.

Kusha's characters are very strong!

To breakthrough that shield and make her laugh

is going to be…

Oh, God! Cyrus Broacha.

Part-time comedian. Full-time irritation.

I'll tell you about Cyrus. He will crack jokes,

laugh at them and eliminate himself.

He will come and sit with us if gets eliminated.

-Shit. Didn't think of that. -Dammit!

Hello!

Hello! Hello!

The first person I see, Suresh Menon.

This is the worst dream in the history of dreams.

-Bring it on… -Just ignore him.

I am done for. Seriously.

Why did they call Broacha!

Fuck! This mic is damn uncomfortable.

And I consider him one of the funniest man in India.

So, I thought I would meet him, laugh a bit and leave.

Aakash Gupta. Joint winner of Comicstaan Season 2.

I'm sure he is hoping to win the title alone this time.

-Oh, no! -Hey!

-Aakash! -No!

I'm a socially awkward individual.

You're bound to get confused when you enter and see

all these famous personalities.

I took a tour of the house as soon as I entered.

I laugh at Aakash's eyes.

So, I was like, I'm not going to make any eye contacts with him.

Mallika Dua. An actor and a super funny comedian.

I'll tell you something about Mallika Dua.

There was a guy with a strange disease.

He couldn't laugh.

He went to the doctor for a check-up.

Do you know what the doctor said?

He said, "He doesn't need medicine, but Dua's comedy."

Superb.

-Hello! Greetings! -Worst group!

Free snacks!

I go wherever there is free food.

I was more interested in snacks than comedians.

So, I got into this show just for the snacks.

Ankita Shrivastav.

She is an actor, she is a comedian.

She is also every comedians favorite YouTuber.

How do you know? Have you asked everyone?

I just said what was on the script.

-Someone's here… -Somebody's coming.

Hello!

Ankita.

I have performed with Ankita before.

And we have had shows

where audiences haven't laughed at both of us.

It's like, can't she be an ally here?

Clearly, I'm the most famous person here.

And then I saw Cyrus Broacha. I said…

Should I even take that step from the door

to the table? Is it even worth it?

Every time I think about Gaurav Gera, only two words come to my mind.

Gaurav and Gera.

The man of many faces.

He has so many facial expressions

that you can't predict what he is actually thinking.

That's not good for the other comedians.

Not at all. Scary.

I got in looking for others and…

Hey, it's you people! What's up!

I was uncertain about what was going to happen.

And the moment I saw Gaurav Gera,

I was sure that I'm going to have a good time

for as long as I'm here.

Hi. How are you, darling?

How nice he smells, man!

We have watched and observed them enough.

-Let's go and meet them. -Let's go and give them hell.

Come on. Let's go, baby.

-Open the door for me, Arshad. -Always.

Oh, what an entry. What an entry!

Wow!

Doctors in old films would come like this.

Sir…

He's been practicing this joke for three days.

God save us.

Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad entered the house.

I was happy that they entered

but also scared that would leave soon.

I didn't want them to leave.

Because the moment they leave,

the game will begin, and then…

Welcome to LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.

Okay, so here are the rules.

Basically, the first rule is…

if you laugh or smile, you will get

a yellow card.

That's basically a warning.

And after that, if you laugh or smile again,

you'll get a red card, which means…

-You have to go. -You laugh, you lose.

"Hasse Toh Phasse."

Good thing is that there is a yellow card as a warning.

They won't just throw us out saying, "You laughed. Now, get out!"