Incarnation

We live in LA.

- Wow. - Oh, my God.

Well, it's The Valley, technically, but...

Oh, semantics.

Oh, my God. I love it.

Yeah.

You did so good.

Yeah, we are lucky, wow.

The ceilings.

Well, look at the kitchen.

I'm gonna cook you some good dinner right here.

All right, fancy.

- Oh my... - Jeez.

- Hey. - Hey.

Uh, can I help you?

Maybe.

You must be Brad, huh?

Yes.

Oh, uh, Peter.

That's... that's me.

All right.

Hey, man.

- Scared me for a bit. - No.

You came to meet... you didn't need to do that.

You came to meet us. Thanks.

Well, you know what?

My father built this place

and so I absolutely have to come and meet you.

Well, thank you. Thank you so much.

Well, you know uh, uh...

It's great. It's beautiful.

Yeah, no, you... you... you uh...

Beautiful, beautiful spot.

It ain't none of my business, but uh, you look like

you could afford something a little better.

Hah! We actually sold everything

that didn't fit into our car, so...

Well, I won't to ask you

how come that all happened, but uh...

Yeah, we just were... we were appreciative.

Oh, one of them things, right?

Yeah. Let me introduce you to my uh...

Baby, get that sexy ass in here.

My wife.

This is my wife, Jess.

This is one of those things.

What an entrance.

This is... this is Jess.

Yeah, Jess, this is... this is Peter.

Hi, Peter.

That's quite an opening statement there.

I'm sorry, I... I didn't know you were out here.

Well, I am.

It's so nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you, too.

Yeah, I was... I was just telling uh, Peter how lucky we are

that it... spot's fully furnished and...

It's amazing, it's beautiful. I love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Listen, uh, you don't have more... more things, do you,

to bring up, and...

We're okay, luckily.

Well, that's... that's... that's cool.

Because I can't help you with it.

I... it sounds funny, but I... I... I got a busted shoulder.

- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, man.

My uh, my rotator cuff, it's just ripped in half, man.

Those are tough, tough to heal from.

- Yeah, oh, yeah. - Well...

It was um, it was really nice to meet you, Peter.

- I'm right behind you. - Okay.

She is...

Uh, uh...

She's good looking.

I got it, I got it. I'm a lucky guy.

I'm a lucky... I'm a lucky guy.

You did well, sir.

Thank you, thank you.

Um, so uh, cool.

I guess... I guess we're all right.

Thank you once again for... for coming to meet us

and uh, you know, kind of a welcome wagon.

- Hey listen, my pleasure. - Yeah.

My pleasure and you have a good time.

Absolutely. Will I see you around, or...

I'll be all over the place.

- Okay, cool. - Excellent.

- Hey. - My man, Peter.

- Take care. - All right, thank you, man.

All right.

Um, so um, did you have uh... do you have any questions for?

- No? - No.

All right.

Hey.

Yeah, if we have any questions, we'll find you.

Mmhmm.

Bye now.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Peter is a character, huh?

Yeah, well, that was embarrassing.

Yeah.

- Did he leave? - Uh, yeah.

Just wanted to make sure we got in okay.

Mm, cute.

Mmhmm.

What are we looking at?

Our garden.

Okay.

You want a garden?

I want to grow something, together.

Well, all right.

You will have your garden.

Yeah, but that stump is annoying.

Stupid stump.

Maybe we should name it Brad.

You're uh... you're not talking about a real garden, are you?

I don't know, am I?

Such a dick, Brad.

Garden.

Did you pay off the Visa?

Paid off the Mastercard with the Visa.

God, this color looks like ass.

Babe, the Visa has a higher interest rate.

Shit.

I still have to buy the fermenters

for the brewmaster.

And what the hell is his name?

- Derek? - Derek.

What's a fermenter?

Uh, to make the beer.

Didn't we already buy those?

No, we bought the church

and for a bargain I'd buy that.

The pastor running off with the secretary

and all the congregation's money was probably a factor.

Focus, babe. Fermenters.

What about that investor's money?

No, the investor's money is for taking into a church

and turning it into a brew pub, not for the equipment.

Brewery.

No, brew pub's cooler, right? Brew pub.

Is it cool?

Look, we're calling it a "brew pub".

Oh, okay, brew pub.

Yeah, we got to buy the brewing equipment,

so which card should I use?

I just told you. Use the Mastercard.

- Oh, that Mastercard. - Yes.

It's in your wallet.

Okay.

Thank you, baby.

Baby, when you get back, will you give me a foot massage?

Nope.

Please?

Okay.

I love you.

Love you, too.

Babe, can I put my jewelry on your side?

I don't have any room on mine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby. It's fine.

So what do you want to do with that spare bedroom?

Yeah, I tried the door, but it was locked.

It's locked?

Uh, that could be a home office, maybe.

Well, that's shitty. Did you tell Peter?

No, no, it's not a big deal.

Okay.

I was thinking that maybe we could

turn it into a nursery?

Jess, we cannot afford a baby

when we're trying to start a new business.

I keep telling you that.

Can you just give me a second?

I got to respond to this bullshit email.

What email?

These pricks from the historical society.

They want me to restore the steeple.

- Can you believe that? - Are you serious?

Yes, it's gonna cut into half of our entire budget.

- No. Oh, my God. - Yeah.

The bitch who runs the committee is a real Hitler.

If Hitler was a cat lady.

Did the air kick on or something?

Yeah... probably.

Probably?

Yeah, it was either the air-conditioning

or... or a ghost.

Don't fucking do that.

What?

No.

You cool?

Yup.

Come here.

A man takes responsibility for his actions.

You brought this bitch home.

Now do it.

Pick that shit up. Now!

I said do it, Brad.