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That was us...

On the way down.

I think I can warn us.

I think I can break the cycles.

I think I can break the cycle.

Please help me!

Please.

Lyla!

Lyla, I'm sorry!

Please, I'm so sorry.

Hey, there's sleepyhead.

You okay? Mmm.

Mmm. Where are we?

Oh, we're still a few hours out.

This is the last gas station, I think.

What's everyone doing?

Boys are getting more beer,

Rose is looking for something healthy,

And I am the gas man.

Please don't call yourself the gas man.

Did you take your meds?

See if you can cliché your life there, Claire Bear?

She's just buying magazines, dude.

Ooh, pussy whipped.

I'm sorry about that.

You don't need to be. Hi, there.

Hello.

Ahh, ya bastards!

Sorry. Not so nice.

So, what's the deal with TJ's cousin?

I thought we agreed in high school.

Every year somewhere different,

Just us.

TJ didn't tell you?

We don't really, you know...

Lex's dad died.

Self-inflicted.

I guess TJ's looking out for him.

And I should probably put up with his comedy.

Yeah.

Who's cousin... He's your cousin?

Yeah. You guys don't look alike.

Ha.

Cousin, I'm open.

Rose, you could totally do these horoscopes.

Oh, darling, I don't really do astrology.

Okay, so what are you into?

Oh. Well, I'm not really into...

Don't be coy.

She's a medium, and a damn good one.

We should get going, you guys.

I should call Matt and Sarah.

I already talked to them. They're expecting us at 6:00.

# Find your hope, forget your home

# Heed that feeling in your bones

# Your heart knows you'll never win

# Till you're free from him

Man, there is nowhere else I'd rather be, bro.

I love this man.

She loves you.

Yo, backseat browser, you just finished college

And you're going to spend the whole vacation

On that CrackBerry.

You're going to spend the whole vacation on, uh...?

The booze? Yes, indeedy. Don't mean maybe.

I'm just trying to juggle some job interviews here, man.

# Mother Ganga, take me higher

# You wake up

# You're on fire

# Light a candle in the shadows

# A different glow for every window

Let's play a game.

Spin the bottle?

Truth or dare?

In a car? Come on.

How about the silence game? First one to speak loses $50.

Hey, Mikey, you sure you know where we're going?

Yeah, I know where to go.

Mikey, are we sure that was the right turnoff?

Why? Are your spidey senses tingling?

Well, actually...

Mikey, we're lost, aren't we?

Dude, just ignore him, man.

What? Answer the ladies.

There's no shame in admitting when you're wrong.

Just admit we're lost.

Thanks. We're not lost, okay?

I know where we... Michael!

Watch out!

Jesus.

I spilt me brew.

Is everybody okay?

No, I spilt my brew.

Stop. We have to go back there. I think that he needs help.

No, we didn't even get close.

I know that. I'm not saying that...

What if he's some sort of local serial killer or something?

What?

Oh, shit.

What?

I don't know.

We killed Old Faithful.

Are we going to make it?

I don't think so.

Come on, ladies.

Not the first time she's broken down.

She is worth it. Yeah.

Anyone's phone working?

It's working, but there's no reception.

Are we far from the house?

Yeah, we made the turnoff.

We can't be more than 2 miles.

Two miles my ass.

Where are we? What's that sound?

Oh, shit.

Oh, bollocks.

That can't be good.

I'd offer to look under the hood, but...

Well, maybe we should try walking.

Yeah, probably. No, come on. Let's camp here.

Look, I'll make a fire. We've got plenty of beers.

A little blow-up mattress.

I'm not camping out here,

Especially with that yokel barely a mile away.

Well, she's not going anywhere tonight.

I'm sorry, you guys. It's not your fault.

Why don't we just split up. Some of us can go find the house

And some can stay with the car.

No way. We're not splitting up.

That's the number one way to get pack-raped.

Come on, group hug here, hombres. No.

Come on, let's grab the bags.

I think mine's somewhere at the bottom.

What, we're going to leave the van here all night?

Yeah, we can just walk. It's not far.

Hey, Claire, which one's your bag?

You brought a rolling suitcase on a camping trip?

What the hell is in here?

Ah, protein for the beefcake.

Beer. Lots of it.

Hey, did you bring your meds?

I left them in the car.

Michael.

It's fine. I'll get them in the morning.

Whoa, look at that.

Beautiful.

It looks like northern lights,

Only we're not that far north.

Northern lights? Aurora borealis.

Gas from the sun clouding with the earth's magnetic field.

Double rainbow! Wow!

Dude, we got to film this shit. That guy made millions.

TJ, your cell.

All right.

There is a weird energy.

You guys feel it? Okay, now film me, all right?

Uh, it's gone.

Oh, bollocks.

It was only going to be funny if some dude was acting retarded.

A shame. You would have nailed that.

You okay? Yeah.

I've just been cold.

Old? Cold.

You're funny.

Yeah, this place is nasty.

Yeah. The farmer said it was a spiritual area.

All of his ancestors.

Any mention of burial grounds

Or desecration, or anything like that?

Nope. Good. That's good to know.

Happy hour.

Give me a head's up next time you need a fix.

Sorry, pal.

Thank you.

Guys! I see a light!

Sweet.

Wait, wait, wait.

I don't think that we should all go up there.

What if this is the wrong house?

Uh, let's just knock and see.

Imagine you lived here and seven strangers appeared at your door.

Right.

Gentlemen, now's your chance to redeem your dignity.

Lexi, my man. Hmm?

I'm not going in there, pal.

What if some psycho killer lives there.

But what, you're happy for one of us to go?

Yes, I am.

Oh, God. Come on, I'll go.

Seriously, guys?

If the owner's a serial killer,

You're not much safer down here.

I'll take my chances, Francis.

If I was the killer I'd take you out first.

I'll check this one.

It's locked.

Yeah, this one too.

Well, um, let's try around back.

See if there's another door.

Okay.