Love Matters (幸福万岁)

Men are getting from bad to worse.

They only feel sorry for themselves everyday.

After a hard day's work of doing nothing.

Find a few buddies and go girl hunting.

Runaway.

You wanna runaway.

Don't be afraid.

Just free yourself and do it right. Yeah.

Throwaway.

Throw them all away.

Shut all your cell phones

and throw them all away.

Remember not to breathe a word to your wives.

Or you will die.

The girls here are real hot & sexy

fascinating.

Driving me wild.

Sleepaway.

We don't wanna sleepaway.

We wanna get high all the way.

Come give me a hug.

Flirt with me.

You flirt with me.

You send me up to cloud nine.

Isn't it great?

Haven't seen such a big one?

I used to have one.

This is my wife.

She used to be very pretty

but after 20 years of marriage

all her bad habits are revealed

but I still love her very much.

There must be tolerance for the relationship to last.

So we haven't been intimate in 3 years and 8 months.

It is hard to talk about such things.

It is hard not to talk also.

I can only suffer in silence

not like my God-brother Jeremy,

who is having a great time.

I am different.

Being single is more fun .

I told myself there is no need to pray to the Gods.

As long as we always do good deeds we'll have peace.

So I love to help others

whether young or old,

male or female,

especially those lonely women

In real life

online

it is hard to imagine how big is this group of people

You see how important my mission is

This is my god brother's only son

18 this year

Guys his age

there are 3 things they really love

First is computer

Second is women

Third is using computers to spy on women

Every man goes through this process

From not knowing to knowing

from knowing to delight

from delight to being hooked

from being hooked to exhaustion

Every male goes through the same process

As a woman

I just cannot understand them

They cause me to have a heart attack everyday

The worst thing is I have to live among them

There is an exam today

Done all your homework

You better score above 90 marks

Good morning darling

I missed you yesterday

Ok bye bye

A new girlfriend again

When are you gonna stop fooling around?

I mean when are you gonna stop playing?

There are a great variety of dishes outside

You always eat the same dish

Aren't you bored?

I really give it to you

Are you saying that I always cook the same dishes?

tired of eating?

No no

The dishes that sister-in-law cook

I love to eat

Since young till now

already used to it

So I shifted to the condominium opposite your house

We can keep in contact

Whenever I am free

I can come over to accompany you all for a meal

Are you sure?

You choose to come over

because it's free

You are really smart

We Chinese have different values

You better don't get into trouble

Actually it is no big deal

You know something?

Those western couples

When they get tired of the same old dish

They will start exchanging their dishes

Everyone eat each other's dish

That is called potluck

Very exciting

Husband and wife come together

Sometimes even the mother joins in

You eat mine I eat yours

See whose skill is better

It is so fun and thrilling

Where are you going?

Toilet

Talk to your son

Last night I saw him on his computer again

viewing pornography

You guys have your own language

Go and talk to him

I don't know how to say

I really don't understand

Why do men like to watch pornography?

The hottest girl

I thought you are working

I am working

Don't lead my son astray

In a small country in South America

a sex scandal broke forth

It is alleged that the prime minister

Amajiwadi and the chief of police engaged in unnatural sex

resulting in an uproar in the country

Due to their special status

The police do not know how to intervene

Also because of this incident

The people attended a precious sex education lesson

revealing the mystery of oral sex and unnatural sex

Apparently these two phrases

have become the young people's slang in the country

Kids like you better not listen to such news

Dad I'm no longer a kid

I know what is unnatural sex and oral sex

How do you know?

Classmates are talking about it

These are not good friends

Do it with them

I mean do away with them

These are my classmates

I learnt many bad things from them

This is the girl of my dreams

I have a crush on her for very long

a pity that she is Bryan's girlfriend

Hold it hold it

Why did you bring me here?

Buy underwear

You like this type of underwear?

Giving others

Today is Valentines Day?

Just one girlfriend

need to buy so many?

It is very costly

Not just one

Three

I think you have a problem

such a big appetite

It is not my fault

You know what

When God created us

He purposely designed us to be lustful

Mankind can continue reproducing

is mainly due to this

Also, our "lustfulness" is God-given

We cannot let God down

Correct?

So it is God's fault?

Yes

You buy so many things

Is it effective?

Tonight is the best time

You must trust me

make use of this chance

Hello? On the way on the way

Ok ok

Go look for that salesgirl

She knows me

can give you discount

Trust me Bye bye

Hey

Boss what do you want to buy?

I want to buy

a pair of this

Are you buying for yourself?

or girlfriend

buying for yourself

buying for girlfriend

or buying for wife

what size do you want?

Size?

Size?

Should be same as yours

This is cup size 38D

Which type would you like?