Bugs Bunny's Easter Funnies

Bugs Bunny's Easter Funnies.

Starring Bugs Bunny and all his friends:

Sylvester and Tweety, Daffy Duck. Yosemite Sam...

...Porky, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepe Le Pew...

...and Granny.

Oh. mercy me. It's a catastrophe.

If you are ill, how will you ever deliver eggs this year?

Goodness gracious. Granny. don't you think I'm worried about that also?

We must get a substitute to! the Easter bunny light away.

It won't be easy. Granny.

I've got the perfect solution. How about Bugs Bunny? He's a rabbit.

Bugs Bunny? Oh. that's a great idea, Granny. Good luck.

Okay. set up the next scene.

I really would like to be your Easter bunny. Granny...

...but my contract says I've gotta finish my pictures.

Oh. deal. I'm so disappointed.

Quiet on the set. Okay, roll them.

Noble knights of the Hound Table.

Ever since the accursed Black Knight captured our Singing Sword...

...evil times hath befallen us.

One oi ye knights must recover the Singing Sword.

The Black Knight has a file-breathing dragon.

But-- But-- But-- But the Black Knight is invincible.

Odds bodkins.

Hath the Knights of the Hound Table turned chicken?

Okay. Bugs. we're ready 10! you.

They want me on the set. Granny. but stick around. We'll work something out.

Oh. what a darling rabbit.

He'd be perfect as an Easter bunny.

Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword.

- A good idea, fool. -What?

Unless you bring back the Singing Sword...

...you will be put to the lack...

...burned at the stake and beheaded.

Be-- Be-- Beheaded?

They're ready 10! the curtain sequence. Bugs.

See you in a bit, Granny.

All light. Quiet on the set.

This is a take. Roll them.

So this is the Singing Sword. Big deal.

I wonder why they call it the Singing Sword.

Drop that sword, Varmint.

Quick. The Singing Sword's been stolen.

Wake up, fire-breathing lizard.

Stop breathing on me. you idiot.

Heh-heh. that was simple.

Whoa. dragon. Whoa.

Whoa!

Stupid dragon.

How's the water. doc?

Open that bridge. Varmint! Open ii. I say!

Close it! Close it! Close it up again!

Okay, rabbit, you forced me to use force.

Hiyah. dragon! Hiyah. dragon! Hiyah. dragon!

Prepare yourself, rabbit. I'm a-coming over the wall.

You'll pay 10! this. Varmint.

Ow!

You idiot.

No. No. Don't sneeze. you stupid dragon.

OI you'll blow us to the moon.

Dragons is so stupid.

Feel like picking up the hillbilly square-dance sequence. Bugsy?

That's why I'm here. pal.

Okay. 'fellas. set up the hillbilly dance number.

Excuse me. madam. but I understand...

...you're looking for somebody to play the part of an Easter egg.

Oh. deal me. no. not an Easter egg.

Wrong costume. huh?

Well. I'll just sashay back to the wardrobe...

...and see you later, sister.

An Easter egg. Oh, that Daffy Duck...

...he's so silly. Ha-ha-ha.

Quiet on the set. This is a take.

You'll care to practice with me 10! the square dancing tomorrow?

Delighted. ma'am.

Same likewise. I'm sure. ma'am.

Oh. pardon me.

One of you gents got a spare nickel so as I can juice up the jukebox?

- Here you is. - Ma'am.

Thanks just all to pieces.

Sourbelly Trio. Coming light up.

Let's all square dance.

Places all

Bow to your comer

Bow to your own

Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a do-si-do

Chicken in the bread pan kicking out dough Skip to my Lou, my darling

The old lady, out you pretty little thing Promenade around the ring

Big foot up and little foot down Make that big foot gather round

The lady steps back and two gents in Back you go and forward again

Step right up with an elbow swing Skip to my Lou, my darling

Allemande left with the old left hand Follow through with a right-left grand

Meet your honey with a great big smile Promenade Indian-style

Promenade across the flour Sashay right an out the dour

Out the dour and into the glade And everybody promenade

Step right up, you're doing fine I'll pull your beard you pull mine

Yank it again like you did before Break it up with a tug of war

Now into the brook and fish for the trout Dive right in and splash about

Trout, trout, pretty little trout One more splash and come right out

Shake like a hound dog, shake again Wallow around in the old pigpen

Wallow some more, you all know how Roll around like an old fat sow

Allemande left with your left hand Follow through with a right-left grand

Now leave your partner, the dirty old thing Follow through with an elbow swing

Grab a fence post, hold it tight Whomp your partner with all your might

Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head Hit him again. the critter ain't dead

Whop him low and whop him high Stick your finger in his eye

Pretty little ringing, pretty little sound Bang your heads against the ground

Promenade all around the room Promenade like a bride and groom

Open up the dour and step right in Close the door and into a spin

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl Jump all around like a flying squirrel

Now don't you cuss and don't you swear Just come right out and form a square

Now right hand over and left hand under Both join hands and run like thunder

Over the hill and over the dale Duck your head and lift your tail

Don't you stray and don't you roam Turn around and promenade home

Corn in the crib and wheat in the sack Turn your partner, promenade back

And now you're home.

Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall.

And that is all.

Bravo, Bugs. That was beautiful.

Guess who?

- How's this, Granny? -Merciful heavens.

Oh. I'm really sorry. You're not what I had in mind.

I think I got an idea that might work. Granny.

When I finish this next sequence...

...I'll introduce you to a couple of talented friends of mine. They might help.

- Barbra Streisand and Clint Eastwood? -No. Sylvester and Tweety Pie.

Oh?

All set, Bugsy? -Coming.

Roll 'em.

Well. here I am.

Hey. just a cotton-picking minute.

This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me.

Hm. I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Oh, well, I'll just ask this gent in the fancy knickerbockers.

I beg your paid--

Pardon me. sir. but could you direct me...

...to the shortest route to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival therein?

Meh. what's up. doc?

Stop steaming up my tail.

What are you trying to do. wrinkle it?

Let's see now. Coachella Valley. Hmm.

Into Las Vegas, San Bernardino.

Of course, you realize this means war.

Ah. Me public.

Ha-ha-ha. What a gulli-bull.

Ha-ha-ha. What a nin-cow-poop.

Well. he asked 10! it.

And I really need somebody to play the part of an Easter bunny.

Hey. that's you. Sylvester. you're a great actor.

You've got class. style.

That's true, of course. Now let's examine my stunning technique.

A circus. Suffering succotash.

I love circuses .

Oh. boy. Pink lemonade. cotton candy...

...peanuts.

Well. I must be early. no one's here yet.

“Lion, king of the cats“

King of the cats, eh? Well, you're not my king.

You wanna be king. eh?

Okay. king. I'm clowning you.

Camel.

Elephant.

Tiger.

A Tweety Bird.

A Tweety Bird?

I thought I saw a pussycat.

I did. I did see a pussycat.

Nyah. nyah.

Uh-oh. Here comes that pussycat again.

Hello. pussycat.

Well. I guess that solves my lion problem.

I just don't think this dumb old pussycat can play an Easter bunny. Granny.

Just a minute, buster. Let the lady make up he! own mind.

Watch me in this one. Granny. I'm only stupendous.

Our new member has come to us 10! help.

Would someone volunteer to tell what BA has done 10! him?