Beach Blanket Bingo

Bingo.

G-48.

Bingo!

Bingo.

- Man, Bonehead's really swinging! - I do believe.

Well, if it's all that good, let's give it a chance.

I don't think that's it.

A shot in the mouth? That's exactly what Dennis Frank...

Do you have a headache? The answer is Witch Doctor's Aspirin.

Beach blanket bingo

Beach blanket bingo.

That's the name of the game

Take a blanket made for two, now

Add a boy and a girl

That's a game for me and you, now

Yeah, let's give it a whirl

Beach blanket bingo

Beach blanket bingo

Beach blanket bingo

That's the name of the game

- Every lad and... - Every lassie

Playing down by the shore

- Looking smart - And looking classy

Yeah, they're learning the score

Beach blanket bingo

Beach blanket bingo.

Beach blanket bingo

That's the name of the game

That's the name of the game

When a lad just meets a lassie

And he asks for a kiss

Then he finds the lassie sassy

- Right blanket! - Wrong miss!

Beach blanket bingo

Beach blanket bingo.

Beach blanket bingo

That's the name of the game

Play the game like you should do, now

That's the start of the fun

When you find the girl for you, now

Bingo! You've won!

Beach blanket bingo

Beach blanket bingo.

Beach blanket bingo

That's the name of the

That's the name of the...

That's the name of the game

Bingo!

Hey, look!

"Hear Sugar Kane's... "

We can read, Goo Goo.

Hey, look at that!

Remember, as close to the boat as you can.

I'll land in the captain's lap.

- You do, and I'll... - Bye-bye!

- It's a girl. - It figures.

Somebody must have left the door open.

That's what I call a high dive.

Hey, it's a free fall!

- Hey, look at that! That's great, huh? - That's wild.

Boy, that's out of sight! It's too much. Wow!

- Do you think that's a publicity stunt? - Well, sure it is.

Man, that's sure some stunt.

Well, what if she's in trouble? We should help her.

Oh, look, don't panic. You see that rich boy's canoe out there?

He'll pick her up. Boy, are you gullible!

See, what'd I tell you?

Dee Dee, a smart promoter could sell you Grant's tomb.

Oh, no. I've got sense enough not to buy that again.

Gosh, I wish I could do that.

You just did, kiddo. Now get out there and take the bows.

Gee, I'm a little scared.

Look, somebody paid a lot of money for this stunt.

Don't louse it up now.

- Well, isn't it kind of cold? - Only on the top.

They didn't pick her up. What's the matter with those guys?

I don't know. Let's go find out.

Hold it. If they passed her up, I have a feeling we should, too.

Come on, Bonehead.

Come on, you guys, let's go!

- Come on, you guys! - Let's get her!

Perfect. Earl, take a look at this.

And now it's our move.

All right, men. This is one of my big ones. Oh, hi, girls.

I can see the headlines now. "Singer saved by surfer. "

Perfect. There's a pearl for you, Earl.

Yeah, I wish I'd said that.

Oh, you will. It's all yours. Anything for the column.

Sugar's out there.

- Hey, what's going on? - You'll see.

Put your arm around her, boy.

- Hey, what is this? - Don't be a problem. Perfect.

Hey, look, if I put my arm around someone, I like it to be my idea.

You're a hero, boy.

You just saved a beautiful young girl from the jaws of the deep.

Got that, Earl? "Jaws of the deep. "

Yeah, I'm gonna keep that one for my wallet.

- I have a feeling she didn't need saving. - Yeah, but Frankie might.

You kids know who this is? It's Earl Wilson, the famous columnist.

- Who's she? The BW? - What's a BW?

Well, in Earl's column, it always means his beautiful wife,

only this one isn't.

- Beautiful, yes, but wife, no. - Haven't you ever heard of Earl Wilson?

Oh, you'll have to excuse Bonehead. He hasn't even heard of President Wilson.

Well, Mr. Wilson has come all the way out from New York

just for this one interview, right, Earl?

- You might say that. - I just did.

Is she somebody or something?

"Is she somebody?" Where you been living, in a cave?

You're close.

Come along, now, and let's get out of these loose clothes

and slip into something tight.

I'd like to see her slip out of something tight

and into something more comfortable, like my arms.

Just think of me as your father.

Now I think we're ready.

Now, that's what I call a healthy girl.

Sugar Kane doing her first free fall...

in honor of her album of sky songs, Come Fall With Me.

What's up, boss?

Shut up. I'm thinking.

How long will that take?

Until I get it thunk.

Perfect. Oh, we need our little hero in a picture.

I can make it on my own.

- I didn't catch your name, boy. - I didn't throw it.

That's pretty tacky, boy.

I didn't want us to have a language barrier.

That's enough pictures. Don't want to tire her.

Let's dig this groovy chick. Come on.

How far did you fall before your chute opened?

- How does it feel, falling? - Hey, where'd you learn the free-fall bit?

At Big Drop's Skydiving Club. It's just over the hill.

- How do you know when to pull the cord? - Before you hit the ground, Goo Goo.

Yes. Well, it's sort of hard to explain.

You see, when you're falling, it's like...

Well, I get the feeling I'm somebody else all the time.

I think we'll be more comfortable up at the beach house.

And I'll get Sugar to sing for you. Excuse me.

Little Sugar's too excited to talk right now, fellas,

and Earl's waiting to interview her.

But I'll tell you what. Keep in touch.

Here, have my card. Take one. They're free.

Now, that's pretty tacky.

Oh, a smartnik.

But tomorrow, boy, look for your picture in the paper.

Come along, sweet.

Sugar lives right up the beach. You're all invited anytime.

Come on up and hear her latest album.

- Bye. - Frankie.

- Bye, Frankie. - All right. Come on, dear.

"Bye, Frankie. "

Looks like Frankie's done it again.

Yeah, and he struck a real gusher this time.

You stupids!

I'm through thinking.

Now, what I'm thinking is,

that poor little Sugar Kane is mixed up with undesirables.

Well, Eric Von Zipper's gonna protect her.

I think I adore her. She's nifty.

- That skydiving looks like fun. - Like to try it, boss?

Eric Von...

Eric Von Zipper thinks cycles is better.

- Right? - Right.

We go!

Eric Von Zipper ain't gonna get left behind this time.

Jerome, you... Me...

It's a wiggy beach.

Okay, ready?

It only hurts when I cry

It only hurts when I cry

Go, Donna!

You ask me if I ever long for him

Since we said goodbye

Sure, I get sad But it's not too bad

It only hurts when I cry

You see, I hardly even think of him

As time goes slowly by

I just go on like there's nothing wrong

It only hurts when I cry

Sure, I remember our first kiss

The way I loved him then

Sometimes I think a love like this

Could never happen again

So please don't worry if I sigh for him

You know that I'll get by

I'll just pretend that it's not the end

It only hurts when I cry

It only hurts when I cry

It only hurts when I cry.

It only hurts when I cry

It only hurts when I cry

Sure, I remember our first kiss

The way I loved him then

Sometimes I think a love like this

Could never happen again

So please don't worry if I sigh for him

You know that I'll get by

I'll just pretend that it's not the end

It only hurts when I cry