L'Aventura

Here you go.

Come on, Raoul.

This is your table.

Hi.

Come here.

Good evening, ma'am! Good evening.

Here you go. -Thanks.

Here you go, gentlemen. -Thanks.

Would you like still or sparkling water?

Still.

Well, it's recording! -Sparkling.

Raoul! -Are you asking us questions?

Did you go to the botanical garden with Grandma?

No, with Mom! -Can you speak up?

We don't want to shout, we're not talking to the whole room.

Were you at Grandma's house too?

Yes. -Did you see Papa Francois?

What? -Did you see Claudine's dad?

Yes.

Raoul, you were acting very strange there too.

When you saw Claudine again, your eyes were full of tears.

I said to you, "Are you okay, Raoul? Are you excited to see Claudine?"

No. -Yes, you were excited.

Yes.

Do you remember?

Did you think Claudine looked pretty?

Don't touch that, we won't be able to hear anything.

We forgot the watermelon, too.

Look and see what we're going to do.

We start from Porto Torres and we go around the west side.

And we come back up from the east.

That's good.

I haven't prepared anything.

This is called an "aventura."

Mom!

My dear...

Hi.

Kisses, Papa!

Goodbye.

How pretty she looks!

Hi, Raoul! Is Jean-Phi not here?

Hasn't he arrived? -No, Mom, he'll catch up with us.

Jean-Phi should finally be on vacation.

Come on, we have to hurry.

Because we have to catch the train.

After all, Jean-Phi has to come with you.

Hurry, let's go.

You forgot the watermelon!

Mom, we're late! We're very late!

Kisses, Grandma! -Okay, fine, no problem.

Have a great vacation!

Send me photos! -Okay.

You always forget everything.

Wait. -Excuse me.

Perfect! The top bunk is mine first.

Excuse me.

Watch out for the lady!

I understand, we had two ourselves.

Oh, excuse me.

We had two, we know how it is.

-How great! -Are you looking after your brother?

Yes.

Excuse me, would you like to switch places?

Yes, won't it be a bother? -No.

Raoul, I'd appreciate it if you'd come down, please.

Claudine, come down.

-Won't it bother you? -Not at all. I'd be happy to.

Excuse me.

Wait. She wants to come down. I'm here, I've got her.

-Thanks. Thanks, ma'am. -We had two kids ourselves, don't worry.

Two what? Were they dead?

-They had two kids. -Well, they must have been old too.

Well, yes. -So they were old.

You weren't there.

Well no, I wasn't. I had gone alone.

You were with Mom and.

Claudine. -Yes, Claudine.

I was afraid you'd be with men

who would try to hit on your mom.

I want bread. -Nobody hit on me at all.

I want bread... -I was on the Rome train

with a bunch of lonely men.

Well, you were a lonely man too.

I was a lonely man too. -So?

-Did you taste the bacon? -Did Mom take the cheesy one?

What is the name of this salami?

Salami.

This phone just works like this,

to record useless things.

It's under the table. -Raoul?

What's next?

Don't tell me you're pooping?

Damn it, he pooped.

On the floor?

He's pooping.

Should I take you to the bathroom?

I have to pee!

Now you can let it record, while he's pooping.

You see?

Did you realize what it was? -Yes.

This is a display of sound power, it's as simple as that.

-What I like is cheese. -You're weird sometimes.

-Why weird? Are you not weird? -Everyone is weird. -No.

Especially when you were weird when Mom said:

"Yes, we had two kids too." And you said:

"Did they die?" And that's weird.

Is his butt clean or dirty?

Didn't he poop?

Can we continue?

After that, Mom, what happened in your bed?

Come, my beautiful, come hug me.

I'm tired, I want to hug Mom.

Come hug Jean-Phi.

Anymore?

Well, one time I stopped for I don't remember what.

I got gas, and then, I said to myself,

"I'll eat something, it'll wake me up,"

"I'll go get some Chicken McNuggets."

Klo-Klo?

We have to hurry. I'll bring all the suitcases out.

I'll bring all the suitcases out. Are you keeping an eye on Raoul?

I'm coming now.

Klo-Klo, please come help me a little.

Isn't Papa here?

Papa?

Where is Papa?

Papa.

Look, there he is. -Papa!

Papa!

Come here.

Well, let's go.

[ The train is about to depart.

Huh?

I'll take this.

Where are we eating breakfast?

I had everything set up, now I have to set it up all over again.

I had planned it.

It's annoying!

No, not like that.

Wait.

Here, like this.

I'm driving, you drove the whole way.

Can you give me my sunglasses?

They're in my bag.

Mom, the earbuds won't go into my ears.

Wait two seconds.

Forget everything! -Straight! There, there!

Where?

There! There! Damn it, you're messing everything up!

See where we are.

No, it's not this way, what are you doing?

Left or right? -But...

You have no other choice, you have to go straight.

Mom, we're going to die!

Mom, we're going to die. We're going to hit it now.

Raoul, we're going to die.

Yes, that's the problem.

You have to pull over for the bus.

No, what's with these ridiculous things! Go the other way.

Come here.

I think I didn't lock the car door.

Mom...

She had forgotten.

She had parked the car, left the door open,

while my checkbook and a lot of other things were inside.

Anyway, after that, we get to the ship.

Right, we get to the ship.

I make a friend.

We are also wrecks.

And what saved me was that I slept for five minutes.

I slept for twenty minutes. You...

You didn't even sleep for five minutes.

No way.

One minute. -Ten minutes.

At least ten minutes. -Ten minutes.

Do you know the story of the Lusitania ship?

What? -The Lusitania, do you know it?

No.

You don't know about the sinking of the Lusitania?

No.

What is it?

It's a book I read at Papa's house.

Which happened to be great.

The girl's father was at war, during the First World War,

and she wanted to go see him with her mother. Her father was in the hospital.

Two hours before the end, the ship sinks.

Do you understand? Two hours is nothing!

And in short, her mother dies in that sinking incident,

and everyone died.

Except her.

But it seems there was another little girl, too,

who was seen next to a piano.

And no one ever found out if she died or survived in the end.

Mom?

I have to pee.

(Prelude No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach, played on piano)

I'll join you guys, you go up. Okay?

I don't get why you took that quilt.

-I'll join you guys, go ahead. -Honestly, that's really stupid.

Why did you take it?