Metalocalypse

I am such one tired guy. How come shopping is so stupid?

- Whats I have now all this stuff. What I do? - Yeah. You know what?

- Throw everything away. That's what I do. - Now I throws it away?

- You're just going to die anyway. - Guess it's full circle.

- Good-bye. Burn it. - OK.

- I thought you hated wearing a watch. - I smash them.

Can I try to do that?

Yeah, you can - I mean, they're mine, but, yeah.

That's nice. What's that, a Hamilton?

- Yeah. It's, you know, fun. - Check it out, losers.

Direct your attention to my crotch. See it?

- That's pretty cool. - Feel it. Envy it.

- That is something else. - Best purchase ever.

- That's good codpiece. - It's not a big deal.

It's just totally diamond-encrusted with a titanium base.

Whats a coincidence. I gots a real cool codpiece, too.

That's a dildo, strap-on dildo.

Screw you all off! My codpiece is the coolest!

Ja. Well...

- Jealous! - Anybody else get something's cool?

Yeah. I was trying to shop but I'm just too drunk right now.

I tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise thing but...

- Oh, yeah. What the hell? - Too drunk.

There you are. I've been trying to get in touch with you all day.

Cinnamon buns.

Today's our big employee evaluation conference conference and raffle.

That's a funny one. Who cares about that?

Well, perhaps you should care because it has come to our attention...

that one of our employees is a major embezzler.

Awesome! Right?

Embezzle? What means that?

Well, it's a super awesome way of saying take having something.

Hey, guys. I have the good use of the words unsbozzle.

My lungs unsbozzle the air from the earth...

as I can breathe it, period.

Well, I don't see the humor in any of it.

Oh, lighten up, Mr. Dooms and Gloom. Embezzle is metal.

Well, who's the guy embezzling from, you know, anyway?

- Well, he's embezzling from you. - No!

# Do anything for Dethklok Do anything for Dethklok #

# Do anything for Dethklok #

# Dethklok, Dethklok Dethklok, Dethklok #

# I'll teach you #

# Who rock #

# Dethklok! Dethklok! #

# Skwisgaar Skwigelf Taller than a tree #

# Toki Wartooth Not a bumble bee #

# William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface #

# Pickles the Drummer Doodily doo #

# Ding-dong Doodily doodily doo #

# Nathan Explosion #

Dethklok is now the 12th largest economy in the world.

They've just passed Belgium...

and they're holding their annual employee conference conference and raffle.

This is the perfect time to let me put someone undercover.

With all the employees converging at Mordhaus, an agent could slip in there...

and find out what's really going on.

You have anyone in mind?

Gentlemen, I give you number 216.

He's a master at infiltration and sabotage, and of course, he's a trained killer.

- He's perfect. - But he'll just be gathering information.

Yes. Of course.

OK. So, number 421.

You are part of the sector 18 recording studio maintenance clean team.

OK. A couple questions.

"How do you value your...

"What you contribute of, to, the work force?"

Second part:

"Which do you most, can't the least?"

Skwisgaar...

Did you write these questions?

I did.

OK. Well, 421, do you have an answer?

I'm a highly skilled microphone cleaner, my masters...

and what I most, can't the least would be doing not a bad job but always a good.

- OK. Good answer. - Well, that's all I got. Guys?

No. I got one more question, and answer honestly.

- Are you embezzling from us? - No.

OK. I believe you.

Well, you are all set, 421. Thanks for doing a great job.

Hold, hold, hold everything.

I just want to say a little something personal.

How is...

Little Amanda and Scott, your children?

Things are still rough with the divorce, huh?

That's tough. Are you still talking to Rachel?

Yeah. Well, hey.

Happy almost birthday!

Two weeks, huh?

Hey. Get out of here. You're done!

- We are really, really good bosses. - I know. We cares about all of thems.

It's like a plantations but the slaves are friends.

- I would like to ask questions next time. - Are you asking us to do that, Toki?

- Ja. I don't know. - That's interesting.

You said, "I would likes to ask a question." That's a statement.