Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

THE MENDOU SIBLINGS!

Hey, Chibi, where did you go after that?

Huh? What's that?

Subtitles: Arigon

Huh? Lum, is there a town festival today?

That's called an "oxcart."

Lum, you sure know a lot. Huh? W...What's that?

Shoo, shoo. I'm telling you to go away.

What is this black thing, Lum?

Huh? I dunno...

Haven't we arrived yet?

There's someone inside, Lum!

You're right.

I'm bored! Is there nothing of interest?

Please be patient. We are traveling incognito.

Hey, did you hear that? He said they're traveling incognito!

THlS is supposed to be "traveling incognito?!"

It's a smell of a lovely flower.

This handkerchief must belong to one heck of a beautiful lady.

Miss, you have dropped your handkerchief.

Thank you very much indeed.

That voice! There must be a beautiful girl inside!

Would you mind coming around to the front of the cart?

Not at all! If you say so, I don't mind.

Darling, I'm gonna lynch you later!

Your hand, please.

Yes.

Oh, w...what a cold, soft hand she has.

Wh...What a sweet girl!

A...A sweet girl...

I'm paralyzed with fear!

Darling, hang on!

Hey, did you see what happened this morning?

Oh yeah, I heard that a monster appeared. I saw it. Me too.

Right out in broad daylight, first thing in the morning.

Ha! More stupid talk.

I'm not lying!

I looked her straight in the eye and shook her hand.

And to make matters worse, she hugged me! Huh?

Just thinking about it...

How ridiculous.

Did you see it?

Oh, yeah, I saw it.

"Kuroko:" officially invisiblekabuki stagehands.

There was a weird woman in an oxcart thumping along, led by Kuroko!

Kuroko?!

Just putting it in words is frightening. A weird woman in an oxcart...

An oxcart... A weird woman...

It couldn't be...

Aw, dammit!

Thanks to that monster from this morning, my appetite's shot.

Excuse us.

Pardon us.

Excuse us. Pardon us.

We have arrived, Milady. We have arrived, Milady.

As I thought. It was you.

Oh, how did you know that I was coming?

Well, you see...

Hey, Mendou, who is this girl?

Who is she?

What's your relationship to her?

Tell us!

Mendou!

Oh, this is...

We are...

engaged.

No way!

Is that true, Mendou? What?

How can that be? How mean of you to hide it all this time! Ryoko!

Say something, Ryoko! Huh?

Here, come this way.

Let's run away together.

You will be unhappy if you stay with him.

Th...That was you this morning...

What?

Look, it's me.

Ryoko!

What? Oh, what's the matter?

See that? All because of your nonsense!

I'm sorry. But...

That's my big brother all right. You sure are popular with the girls.

Naturally.

"Big brother?!"

Yes, that's right. My sister loves practical jokes.

Pat pat pat, big brother.

Don't DO that!

By the way, Ryoko, what are you doing here?

Actually, I came to bring you your lunch box.

I see. That's very nice of you.

Huh? W...Wait a minute.

I have my lunch box right here.

That can't be.

Look. Here it is.

But didn't you forget it?

Wait, when are you talking about?

Monday.

Um, but today is Wednesday, you know.

Oh, so you mean that's from two days ago?

No, it's from the week before, making it nine days ago.

We took many breaks, and at any rate, an ox walks very slowly.

Who the hell delivers lunches by oxcart?!

Well, that explains why I haven't seen you lately.

Here, big brother. Please hurry and eat.

Raw fish, egg, fresh vegetables, all foods that spoil easily.

Here, here!

It's completely spoiled.

And all sticky too!

I'm sorry, but I'm full.

Bi...Big brother...

I'm sorry, but I'm full.

And here I've just taken the last week and two days off from school...

been bounced around in an oxcart...

What on Earth was it for?!

Oh, the bastard made her cry!

Oh, Ryoko! Ryoko! Hey, don't cry.

You're mean, big brother! After I went to the trouble to bring it to you!

Ryoko! Hey, don't cry.

Ryoko, how sweet ofyou to spend a week and two days for me...

How pitiful.

I'll eat it.

What?!

R...Really?!

Sure.

Come.

Don't DO it!

Ataru, don't go through with it! Don't do it! No! You'll get ptomaine poisoning!

Ataru, stop it. Don't do it.

I'm telling you, don't do it.

Lum.

Don't interfere!

Darling, open wide!

"Darling...?!"

The wife is helping her husband eat.

What? It's my lunch. I will help you.

Th...Thank you.

Don't trouble yourself!

You too, please stop being so forward.

Ryoko! Don't start anything with Moroboshi!

You shut up!

That's no way to talk to your big brother!

Humph! How can you say that? You wouldn't even eat my lunch.

You and I are no longer brother and sister!

And compared to you, this gentleman...

I'm Moroboshi Ataru.

has moved me with his sincerity.

It's love born of desperation.

Darling, she's the daughter of the Mendou Family!

So what?

The difference in social strata is too much! Besides, you're scum.

I can't entrust my beloved little sister to such as you.

Oh, shut up with your squealing! Do it!

Yes, ma'am!

Hey, what are you doing? Hey, stop it!

Stop it, you! No!

Stop this! Let me out!

Big brother, you are so naive. The Kuroko all obey me, absolutely.

It's dark! I'm scared!

It's cramped! I'm scared!

Look, Mendou's...

He's afraid of the dark.

He's claustrophobic.

What a loser!

How wonderful.

How cute.

My maternal instincts are awakening.

I want to protect him.

What? What? Anything goes if he's handsome, is that it?!

Oh? Hey, hey, look.

We're just like Romeo and Juliet.

Oh, I'm touched.

Oh, I'm touched. My goodness!

Let's play Romeo and Juliet, then.

What?

Please come and see me secretly.

Oh, yes!

Promise?

O...Of course, I will come to see you.

No!

Big brother!