Gonna Be the Twin-Tail!! (俺、ツインテールになります。)

To you new students,

congratulations on your admittance.

My name is Erina, and I'm the Student Council President.

I am so pleased to have each and every one of you

as a classmate and I can't wait to meet you all

and get to know you better.

It's a special day. A day I hope you will remember

for many years to come.

There's so many twin-tails here,

I don't even know what to do!

First, there's that older girl. Simple, but very cute.

I'll call her "Strawberry Twin"!

And her! Well, no, not her.

Nnnh!

That girl is sporting the short but sweet look.

I haven't seen that in years!

But I definitely think she's pulling it off!

And then there's the President.

She's got the greatest tails of them all!

Wow! Such long, glorious and perfectly crafted twin-tails!

Look at the graceful, gently-wound curls

down at the tips of the tails.

She must have spent hours crafting them to perfection!

The way they bounce in concert with her

hand and body motions!

It's like watching a princess waltzing on the dance floor!

I never thought a place this awesome existed.

I've died and gone to twin-tail heaven!

Ah! These are gonna be

the best three years of my entire life!

Yep. Nothing beats twin-tails, all right. Eh!

Why are you spacing out, loser?

Have you filled out your questionnaire yet?

Mind you own business, I'm finishing it now!

'Kay. Time's up, so please pass them forward right away.

Uh...

Uh-oh. Someone forgot to fill their name in

at the top of the form.

Yeah, that's probably mine. Sorry about that.

Ah. Soji Mitsuka, right?

Well, uh. You'd like to establish a new club?

Interesting. What does one do in a "twin-tail" club?

This sucks.

Idiot.

You know there's no way that's gonna happen.

How embarrassing for you.

I told you it was an accident.

I wasn't thinking clearly!

That makes it even worse.

Dirty twin-tail hound!

Hey, Soji, look, the twin-tails you love so much!

Stop that!

Impressive.

Oh, shut up! I've been better than you

ever since we were little kids and you know it!

Heh! I kicked your butt then and I can still kick it now!

Yeah, right! You could never take me--

Soji, shouldn't you be home making some lunch?

Cook up a serving for two.

Aw Mom. Come on.

How are you today?

I'm fine. I was just doing some shopping.

Like I said, Soji, make sure to cook up enough for two.

If you're hungry, you can have him for dessert.

-- Ah! --

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be young again!

Oh jeez.

Hm? You okay?

What? Yeah. I'm perfectly fine!

But your face is bright red.

Idiot.

Come on, what's the deal?

If my face is red it's 'cause you say stupid things.

What stupid things did I say?

Hm.

You know, Soji,

you could actually start a twin-tails club for real.

And... hey, I might even be willing to join

in exchange for a whole year's worth of free dessert!

That's a crappy deal.

Come on, isn't it enough that you and I are old friends?

Doesn't that count?

We're not friends, we're just stuck with each other.

Mm? What?

--Uh... --Is she a customer?

Uh. Sorry, Miss.

But we're closed for the rest of the day

so you'll have to leave.

--Hey uh, Soji. --Hm?

Oh, sorry. My bad.

No. It's okay.

Do you mind if I sit next to you?

Uh...

Please forgive me for my intrusion.

Oh, jeez.

Just hold it right there!

Pardon?

Hey! Who are you?

Oh, don't worry.

I will worry! What exactly do you think you're doing?

There's no use trying to attack me,

so don't waste your time. Mister female impersonator.

Who are you calling an impersonator?!

Hey, calm down! I'm sure she didn't mean that!

It was just a joke.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Twoearle.

I've never heard that name. Cool.

Thank you.

Tell me something. Do you like twin-tails?

Yeah! I love 'em!

Then take this.

It's okay, there's no reason to be afraid.

Just take it. Please!

All right, that's enough, weirdo!

What exactly is that thing? Some kinda weird perversion?

I promise you, there's nothing shady about me at all!

At this point, there's nothing you can say

that will convince me you aren't the definition of shady!

I'm sorry, but I don't have time to explain right now.

Please, you have to put it on!

Don't do it, Soji.

It's probably just some cheap, dime-store jewelry.

If you put that thing on she'll try to charge you for it.

Look, I don't want your money!

But I'm begging you, do as I say!

Just stick it in, I'll be all right.

It'll probably hurt a bit, but in the end,

I know I'll be able to make it through!

Please, put it around that big, thick, thing of yours.

And make sure you strap it on good and tight!

Don't make it sound so dirty!

Well, I guess we know whose mind is in the gutter.

Uh! All right, let's just take it easy, Aika!

You too, Miss Twoearle.

Whoa!

Actually, now that I've gotten a good look at her,

she would look amazing in twin-tails!

Please, you have to trust me. Put it on right now,

and I promise I'll do anything you ask of me!

Wait, anything?

Yes! And I don't care what it is, either!

Just tell me what you want.

If it is within my power, I will make it so!

Wow. Really?

Well, Soji what are you waiting for?

She said anything, and I'm betting that

you ask for a lovely pair of you know what!

Uh. Don't be mad!

So that's what you want, huh?

In that case, go on and grab a couple hands-full!

Don't be shy, it's perfectly fine.

And I think you'll find they're surprisingly soft.

Go ahead. You can even squeeze them if you'd like.

Uh. Wait, what are you...?!

Should I take 'em out so you can see 'em?

Listen up, Airbags. Back away

or I'll rip those things off!

This's none of your business!

None of my business?!

There's no time to argue!

Don't you understand?

If we don't do something right now,

all of the twin-tails will vanish!

What did you say?

What do you mean "all of the twin-tails will vanish"?

Tell me this is some kind of sick joke! Please!

Gotcha!

I'll explain everything later.

For now it's important that you come with me.

Uh. Whoa! Soji! What happened?

Wait, where are we?

I'm sorry for all the confusion.

But I thought this would be faster than explaining.

Soji! You see where we are?

That's the exhibition hall!

You're kidding me.

But that's, like, a twenty-minute drive

from where we live.

All right, spill it! What did you do to us?

My apologies, Miss Aika,

I didn't intend to bring you along.

But you happened to be inside the effective radius.

Hold on!

Are you all right?

Hey, doesn't that girl go to our school?

Yeah. She's an upperclassman.

Wait, that's Strawberry Twin!

Huh?

I'm positive. She's a senior.

She loves her twin-tails a lot.

She always kept 'em neat and tidy!

You're weird.

Her twin-tails are to blame.

That's why she ended up like this.

Where am I? What happened to me?

What happened to your hair?