He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

We should've done this ourselves.

We know the king's palace better than your patsy does.

Teela hasn't failed us yet.

She'll find what we seek.

With that sword, the Power of Grayskull

will soon be ours.

How's the nation of Eternos this evening?

Quiet as a shadow, King Randor.

Never trust shadows, General.

You catch that game of modulok?

No, modulok's too complicated.

Running on your hands and passing with your feet?

No, thank you.

I'll take it from here, Soldier.

Of course, General Dolos.

I'll take it from here, Soldier.

Evelyn better pay me this time.

Oh, come on!

'Word witch didn't say there'd be this many to choose from.

Okay.

Which one of you is gonna give me

that trademark Teela Grayskull tingle?

Hmm.

I've been contracted to go through all this trouble to steal a...

Sword, Eternia, Grayskull,

secrets, Eternia, Power,

Masters of the Universe, Masters of the Universe.

That was way more than a tingle.

Drop the sword!

I'll just put it right... here.

Did she just continue to steal?

Sorry.

I just needed my hands free

to do... this.

Oh, no!

How will we ever grab our swords

with our other hands?

Oh, sorry. My thumb stuck.

Able to do... this!

Oh, yeah, much better.

Somebody stop her!

You! Halt!

Get her now!

Go! Go! Get her!

Ah-ha-ha, one of my legs fell asleep, sorry.

Must you have brought your apprentice along?

You! Halt!

Duncan didn't bring the Royal Guard

to the extraction point.

Just sayin'.

Incoming!

What an unfortunate turn of events...

for them.

Laminae.

No!

They're just doing their jobs!

Hachaos!

Give me the sword, Hand Witch.

That sword does not belong to her.

Start the engine, kid. This is a bust.

We're on our way to you.

The sword is right there.

Our key to universal unstoppable power is right there!

We don't gotta find the sword again,

just the girl.

Let's move.

Bring the sword to the champion.

What champion?

I have the Power!

[dramatic percussive

Hang in there, Kitty. I've got you.

Just crawl onto my shoulders and we can both go home.

No.

What do you mean, no?

I don't want us to fall.

We won't fall.

We won't fall...

...if you get on my shoulders right now.

Did you, like, eat rocks today?

I thought they were potatoes.

Did they taste like potatoes?

I've never had a potato before.

How am I supposed to know?

You jump the rest of the way.

What about you?

I'll be fine.

Dragonfly.

- No. - Dragonfly.

No, don't do it. Focus.

Dragonfly!

Adam, are you two done yet?

Or do you wanna hang out some more?

How long have you been there?

Long enough to work on that joke.

Thought it might defuse the tension.

Way to take my mind off of imminent death, Krass.

Thanks.

What are best friends for?

You weren't on tracker duty today.

What are you doing out here?

Cringer's missing,

and this part of the woods

has the best snacks for grabbing,

so I figured why not start looking for him here?

Wait, did you just say Cringer was missing?

Kitty, did you come out here looking for your uncle?

Maybe.

He said he wanted to go hunting again.

Puh! He can't hunt without claws.

Try telling him that.

Contain. Shut.

Push.

Release me, or incur the wrath of my tribe,

you Beastopoid brutes.

Quarry talks like it is people.

Quarry talks like we are people.

Don't you poachers want more from life

than caging and hurting animals?

Why not rise up against your keeper?

Try living for yourselves.

Initiate capture.

An uprising would displease our keeper.

Query for quarry: what happened to you

when last you displeased our keeper?

Fair point, my subservient captors.

R'qazz will be most pleased

to have you back in the fight pit.

He may add your skull to his trophy belt after your loss.

Oh, what an honor.

Let me at those circuit brains.

No time for the bots.

We gotta spring Cringer.

I knew you'd come for me.

We needed a faster ride home anyway.

Stand back.

Hang on!

Initiate stowaway protocol.

Great plan!

Now what?

You up for a game of ram-ball?

I'm wearing my helmet, ain't I?

Adam of the Tiger Tribe risks it all...

...to send Krass to the net.

Will she make the...

Have I mentioned how much I hate this game?

...goal?

Ow! Whoa!

Ow.

Who's a good cub?

Happy to see you too.

But hug me any tighter,

and I'll let them keep you next time.

Wait. What happened to Krass?

Tiger Tribe for the win!

Cringer, next time you feel like

taking on some Beastopoids,

let us know, huh?

Now, where would the fun in that be?

Tiger Tribe forever?