Army of One

Subtitles by explosiveskull M_I_SForEver

Backup's 10 out.

I've been hunting these psychos for three years

and 16 bodies.

They ain't making it out again.

I don't know, Frank, not a good idea.

- It's your retirement gift to - We don't know what...

- yourself. - We're going in.

One Seven Five second in touch.

Frank, stand down.

- Take right. - We stick together.

Take right, I got left.

Three, two, one, go.

- Frank, Frank. - In here.

Keep pressure on it.

Keep your hands on it.

Officer down, 422 Pine Grove Lane.

- Officer down. - Dillon.

What?

Morning, sunshine.

You okay?

How can you eat those?

They're not even part of a food group.

It's good for you.

Just like some much needed R and R.

Yes, well your idea of R and R

and mine are a little different.

We'll see about that.

Woo hoo.

Hey, baby, I love you.

You ever been with a real man?

Come on, honey.

Come on and marry me.

Me or him?

Howdy doody.

Marry me.

Ready for some chow?

I'm gonna change my dressing.

Well, I will get us a table

because I think this is our last shot at

civilization for awhile.

Well, you know how to get me excited.

- Aw, you're such a gentleman. - Mm-hmm.

- Hey, how y'all doing? - Hi.

- Just y'all two? - Just the two of us.

Can I use your restroom?

Yes, sir, it's in the rear over there.

We're gonna fix you up with the best seat in the house.

Sounds great to me.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Oh.

- Just give us a holler. - You got it.

Hey, Butch.

- How's it going, bud? - I appreciate it.

- All right, all right. - Feels good.

You know, you weren't very friendly

out there on that highway earlier.

Yeah, well you were being an asshole.

Quite a mouth you got there.

Charmed.

I think I've got something to shut that mouth, Butch.

Your name is Butch?

You know that's not actually a real name, right?

Hey.

We got a problem?

Hey, you better watch yourself, boy.

Hey, Butch, leave these fine folks alone.

Shut your mouth, Willie.

We don't want any trouble.

I think you do want some trouble.

Why don't you swing on me right now,

you and your big mouth bitch right there.

Hey, it's not worth it, babe.

Not worth it.

You all has come here to eat?

Butch.

Yes, Mama.

- Take a seat. - Yes, Mama.

Come on, hon.

- Nice watch. - Thanks.

Sorry, not used to outsiders here.

Especially not good-looking ones like you two.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

Ah, sugar, call me Mama, everyone does.

Well, thank you, Mama.

So, what brings you two to this little community?

We're just traveling, getting away from work.

Well, that's nice.

But what do you want?

Oh.

Here's your mail, Mama.

Oh, thank you, Randall.

Yes, ma'am.

Now listen, you all order whatever you want

because it's on Butch.

No, Mama.

What would Jesus do, Butch?

I think we're all right.

We can take care of our own.

Oh, I'm not asking.

Oh, well in that case, I think I'll have dessert too.

Smart girl.

Thank you, Mama.

Chili dog.

Wow.

Thanks for saving me back there, babe.

You're my knight in shining armor.

Oh, I wasn't saving you, I was saving them from you.

Oh, okay.

I mean, how weird is that?

Butch and...

Mama.

Hey, neighbor.

Morning.

Interest you in some coffee?

I'm good, I appreciate it.

I just saw your fire, wanted to let you know

it gets real dry up here this time of year,

so you be sure to douse those coals.

Mm, will do.

Oh, and by the way, the locals aren't real friendly

to strangers, so you be sure to stick to the trails.

Hm.

Cranky locals.

Got it.

Oh my god, you smell that?

I told you, nothing like the fresh country air.

I was talking about the bacon.

Mm, nice morning breath.

How we feeling?

I'm all good.

How far have we come?

Oh, about 10 clicks.

Really?

About 6.2 miles.

That sounds about right.

All right.

Left or right?

Left.

Left it is.

Come on.

You gotta work on your cardio.

Okay.

- Oh no. - Yeah.

We're gonna get...

Quick.

Go, go, go, go.

- You okay, hon? - Yeah.

- Come here, are you sure? - Eh, it's fine.

It's gonna be awhile.

Oh well, they have a nice porch.

It should be dryer inside, huh?

Come on.

Hello?

Hello, hello?

Looks like it's just us.

Oo.

Much better.

Yes, yes, I hear you.

I hear you.

Let me, oh, I hear you, yes, Lord.

Oh.

The lord has been good to you.

Now you be good to him.

Tithe and tin will get you in.

Can I hear an amen?

All right.

Oh, whoa, all right.

Yes, yes, yes, Lord, yes, I hear you.

Can I hear an amen?

Yes.

God bless you all, thank you for coming.

Good to have you, good to have you.

Look for me next Sunday now.