Hetalia (ヘタリア)

You are entering a world of oddballs.

Some exist for mere days, while others endure for ages,

and some change beyond recognition.

Some born of pure passion. Others, material desires.

But all pacify us, as their true masters

dig their tendrils into our pockets.

This is the world of YouTubers.

Psych, they're governments! Hetalia 's back!

Ah, good. I just barely didn't not make it to the meeting!

Italy's here! Mark me present!

Did you get any sleep?

Oh, crap! Was I the only one who hadn't shown up yet?

Not quite.

I got a late start.

Spain emailed us a little while ago and said he would be late,

so someone is doing even worse than you.

Yay for me! I am not quite the wor-- Oh!

You could try to be on time for just one meeting, dummkopf!

Be more like Japan. He got here before even I did!

Uh, I realize it is your custom,

but perhaps you could not bathe me in saliva?

We won't get mad if you slap him.

Ah, it's okay, Japan!

Your issues with intimacy do not bother me.

Thank you very much. I am sorry to impose on you.

Now, I continue my presentation.

My home is a humble place,

isolated in the far waters of the Indian Ocean.

The sun and stars gleam brilliantly off the sea!

The important points are all summarized for you here.

Ah. Thanks, Germany!

I was on an errand before the meeting,

but then a cute girl showed up

and I forgot about it completely.

You were late because of a girl?

And she didn't even look at me.

My horoscope was horrible today, so I blame the stars.

Ve .

But the errand was to get this photo developed,

and I did do that part!

A photo of what?

You and a group of random guys

getting Western-European-Girl Wasted at Oktoberfest.

Ah! You can't just show that to everybody!

Surely, you can show it to me, non ?

Attention, s'il vous plaît !

I've a lovely photograph for all to see!

Cheese-eating swine! There is no choice!

Special move! Beende es Kugelschreiber !

That was such a cool word!

A special move?

We have not even finished yet

with the meeting, idioten !

Moving on, we're still looking for ways

to help Greece deal with his debt,