Robot Chicken

IT'S ALIVE!

SHUT UP, DOWN THERE.

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

OOH, LA-LA.

LOOK AT ME, I'M A LADY.

MY CLOTHES ARE SOFT, BUT THEY'RE NOT HUGGABLY SOFT.

LEAVE IT TO ME. AAH!

BEING HUGGABLY SOFT IS MY BUSINESS

AND BUSINESS IS GOOD.

THEY ARE SOFT.

AND SO ARE YOU, CUDDLES.

VERY, VERY SOFT.

UH, UM,

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

I NEED YOUR SOFTNESS.

THIS IS A NO-NO.

A BIG NO-NO.

DON'T FIGHT IT.

YOU MIGHT WANNA CLEAN YOURSELF UP.

GOOD AS NEW!

YEAH, GOOD AS NEW.

MY, YOU'RE JUST SO HUGGABLY SOFT.

NO, NO, NOT REALLY THAT SOFT.

STOP!

THIS ISN'T RIGHT!

CUDDLES BRAND FABRIC SOFTENEER,

WHEN YOUR CLOTHES HAVE TO BE HUGGABLE, RAPABLY FRESH.

I DON'T WANT YOUR SANDWICH.

DID YOU FINISH THAT MARKETING PROPOSAL? NOPE.

I TOLD YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME TODAY.

I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU SAID THURSDAY.

NO, I SAID WEDNESDAY.

I DON'T THINK SO. THURSDAY.

WEDNESDAY, DOUCHE BAG. THURSDAY, ASS FACE!

WEDNESDAY, YOU IDIOT!

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

WE'RE HAVING A FIGHT ABOUT THE DUE DATE OF THE MARKETING PROPOSAL.

WELL, THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TOSOLVE IT.

Computer: FIGHT.

STAPLER.

STAPLER.

POST IT, POST IT! P-P-P-POST IT!

FINISH HIM!

YOU KNOW THAT PROPOSAL WAS DUE ON WEDNESDAY, JIM.

THURSDAY, NANCY.

HOT WATER.

SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

LAWSUIT, LAWSUIT.

LETTER OPENER.

RYU FROM STREET FIGHTER?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORKED HERE.

I DON'T, BUT THAT PROPOSAL WAS DEFINITELY DUE ON WEDNESDAY.

FIGHT.

I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

MAIL, MR. GRIFFIN.

EXCELLENT, NEXT YEAR'S FUNDING'S COME THROUGH.

ONE DOLLAR?

WHAT DO WE DO WITH ONE DOLLAR?

WE'RE GOING BACK TO BASICS, THAT'S WHAT.

T MINUS FIVE

FOUR, THREE, TWO,

ONE.

YEAH, DO THE DO!

MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR VITALS ALL CHECK OUT FINE.

THERE IS JUST ONE THING.

YOUR MIDO-CHLORIAN COUNT IS EXTRAORDINARILY HIGHT.

DOES THAT MEAN THAT I'M ONE OF THEM,

WHAT YOU CALL 'EM, NOW, JEDIS?

OH, NOT TONIGHT.

I'M TIRED, HONEY.

YOU'RE NOT TIRED. YOU WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME.

I'M NOT TIRED. I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME.

GET ME CONDI.

OH, SORRY, DUBYA.

BIG MAC ATTACK. WHOO-HOO!

HEY, HEY! WHOA, WHAT'S THE DILLY?

SABRE BEATS ROCK.

WHAT THE HELL?

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?

WHO DARES QUESTION MY DARING...

OF HIS DARE...

JERK.

IT IS I! I WHO FREED THE SLAVES,

I WHO -- BORING.

LET'S FIGHT.

IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME --

WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME FINISH!

THAT'LL TEACH YOU, GEORGE WASHINGTON.

JENNA, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.

I AM YOUR FATHER!

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!