Padosan

Every ship does reach the shore.

Those who have no oarsman receive God's help.

Radhe Krishna.

Oh, you ungodly man!

Radhe Krishna.

Radhe Krishna.

Is anyone around? Can someone help?

Help. Come quickly.

Someone's beating up Kunwarji.

Beating me up? How dare you?

- But, I'm your servant, sir. - My servant?

You asked me to massage you.

Oh yes, so I did. Odd isn't it? Off you go, all of you.

It isn't the priest's fault. You know him - a bit of a nut.

But sir, why do you need massage at this age?

If I don't, won't my wife make life tough for me?

- Your wife? - Yes.

But your wife left you long ago.

Why, yes, that's true. Odd, isn't it?

But I wasn't talking of that wife.

I was thinking of my future wife.

So, have you found a bride for me?

Sir, my name is Janaki Prasad.

Of the 100 couples in this town...

...99 have been ruined by me.

- What did you say? - I mean, I brought them together.

I've brought you an excellent proposal.

- Not too well off but a good family. - How old is she?

She's 18 going on 19.

Well endowed, flashing eyes, and...

Softly, softly.

You see, my nephew's in the house. I'll get rid of him.

Wait here. I'll be back.

Okay.

Up to the age of 25 a man should be a bachelor, celibate.

From 25 to 5O he should be a householder.

- From 5O to 75... - Bhola, it's so hot.

Why are you indoors reading this serious stuff?

You're young. You should be having fun.

Got to a park. Read a mystery or a detective novel.

- Or a romance, or the Premshastra. - Uncle!

You keep telling me such naughty things.

Gosh, odd isn't it? I tell you naughty things.

But what naughty things did I mention?

Why did you recommend the Premshastra?

But that's a book all young men read.

Don't read it if it doesn't appeal to you.

But get out of this stuffy room.

Make use of the river and gardens nearby.

Take in some fresh air.

But I've just had a full meal, Uncle.

Bhola, your name suits you. You're so innocent.

- Exercise will improve your health. - It might ruin my health.

No it won't.

All right. I'll go because you insist.

Still you here.

Go. today take and come fish.

Very good, very good.

Very good.

Never mind, Pandit. Take some more.

Sit down.

So what were you saying?

18 or 19...flashing eyes...

Came my dear.fellow

- Do you have a photo of her? - Photo?

Give me soon.

Here.

Isn't she fit to be your queen?

Pandit, you've done very well this time.

Wow.

"I'm off to find the path of love"

"Don't try to stop me. I'm off! I'm off!"

"I'm off to find the path of love"

"Don't try to stop me. I'm off. I'm off"

"Oh no, my dear, Don't go that way"

"Some lovesick Romeo might waylay you"

"Oh no, my dear, Don't go that way"

"Some lovesick Romeo might waylay you"

"This is the season of beauty"

"This is the time for love. When else would it come?"

"This is love we're talking of, No children's game, my dear"

"You won't even know when Cupid's arrow strikes"

"I'm off to find the path of love"

"Don't try to stop me. I'm off. I'm off"

"Youth is such a crazy phase, They just don't want to listen."

"Can you ever stop them with words of reason?"

"Youth is such a crazy phase, They just don't want to listen."

"Can you ever stop them with words of reason?"

"These are your days of innocence"

"It isn't every day that's as lovely as this"

"Oh no, my dear, don't go that way"

"Some lovesick Romeo might waylay you"

"Oh no, my dear, don't go that way"

"Some lovesick Romeo might waylay you"

"A romeo with your's "

"Haven't you met anyone who made your heart beat faster?"

"What use have you made, then, of this age of love?"

"The season, the atmosphere are conducive to love"

"Haven't you surrendered your heart yet?"

"I'm off to find the path of love"

"Don't try to stop me. I'm off. I'm off"

"Oh no, my dear, don't go that way"

"Some lovesick Romeo might waylay you"

From 1 to 25 a man should be a bachelor, a celibate.

From 25 to 5O he should enjoy family life.

How old am I now?

Gosh I'm already 26.

That's 6 months of Grihastashram wasted.

A bite! I've caught a fish! Seems like a huge fat one!

Hey!

0h, my god, a mermaid!

Oh! You'd cast this line to catch a mermaid, had you?

- I came to catch some fish. - He looks like a shameless guy.

Shameless? Me?

You're the shameless ones. I'm fully dressed.

But you're practically naked in the water.

Girls, I think he's destined to die in the water.

- Come on, let's get him. Let's get him.

You, all coming from where.

Stop, don't touch me.

Don't you dare. Don't think I'm a coward.

I can hold a girl's hand. I'm 26 years old, you know.

You sure are proud of it.

Why not? Look what's written here. It says...

Up to the age of 25 a man should be a bachelor.

And from 25 to 5O he should be a family man.

Poor thing! A brand new interest in girls.

So, have you find a girl to start a family with?

A young man like me won't have a problem.

Oh my! Quite the he-man, isn't he?

Watch it! Don't tease me. I might lose my temper.

Careful! He might just marry you in his rage.

Marry her? No way. Even my uncle wouldn't marry her.

But if it were you... I could consider it.

Really? Right away.

Look, look.

- Bye bye. See you. - Bye.

Lets go!

Go! Go.

Yes.then where we are.

This is where we were.

Laila said that...

How can he run away? Delhi's far away.

Wow! waah waah!

Hye! waah! laila.

Those are Majnu's dialogues. Not Prithviraj Chauhan's.

You've gone crazy.

Can't you speak a single dialogue properly?

- Sorry, I forgot! - Forgot, did you?

He's wearing Laila's costume and speaking Jai Singh's lines!

And saying.Sorry, I forgot!

You keep quiet! Remove that cigarette.

- Do you remember your dialogues? - Absolutely.

- Let's hear them. - Shall I?

Yes.

Laila!

Address the audience. Continue.

Laila darling, your Farhad is having a tough time in Mumbai.

Waah! Waah!

Great.

Laila is with Farhad, is she?

And in Mumbai? Where's my Laila Majnu script?

It's here.here

- Calcuttiya, come here. - Yes.

Just read this. Tell them the correct dialogues.

Here it is.

See, Laila calls out to her beloved Manju...

Manjuku.

No, Majnu. In the forest.

- What? - Gas!

Gas!

Go back.

Hye!Hye!

Quite a miracle.

You're gassing through your lips.

You idiot.

Majnu's real name was Kaiz. Kaiz.

- Say it Kaiz. - Gas.

- Kaiz. - Gas.

- Kaiz. - Gas.

- Gas. - Kaiz.

- Got it. He got it finally. - Stop laughing. Get to work.

Okay!Guru.

Calcuttiya, let's have the tabla.

Okay.

So, where were we? We were here.

- Laila said that... - What?

"Don't throw stones at my lover."

"Don't throw stones at my lover."

"Don't throw stones at my lover."

What's this, Bhola? Why are you dressed like this?

- Where have you been? - It isn't raining. How're you wet?

- Did someone pick a fight with you? - Did someone beat you?

- Did someone push you around? - Speak up. What happened?

It wasn't a he. It was a she.

She?

She, come sit here.

Who was she, Bhola? She wasn't a vision, was she?

She sure was. I was thrown.

But who is this girl who overthrew this bachelor?