Bridge and Tunnel

- Oh, my God. - Careful.

Oh, don't go on the sink. - Okay.

- Off the sink. - Yes, okay.

You lock the door? - Yeah, yeah, no.

- Okay, you good? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Wait.

Wait, wait, wait. - What?

- I just want to tell you-- - No, you--

- I just want to tell you-- wait, wait, wait.

- No, damn it. - I missed you so much.

I missed you too, baby,

but I don't want to hear about it.

Okay? - Okay.

Okay, okay, come on.

Oh, yeah, yeah, do that too.

- Fuck. -

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

- Oh. - Shit.

- So you really did miss me. -

- Yeah, uh-huh? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - I did.

- I'm gonna give you a pass 'cause it's your graduation,

but next time...

just-- - Drag it out.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

[Steve Miller Band's "Jungle Love"]

- I thought Mikey was supposed to be here tonight.

Oh, I talked to his mom.

She said his flight's not gonna be in till later tonight.

- Mm, now I know I should've just stayed in the city.

Didn't we spend enough time here in high school?

- Well, Jill asked us to meet us here tonight,

so that's what we're gonna do, okay?

We're here for Jill. - Are we?

'Cause I feel like I've barely seen her

since we walked in the joint.

- You know, it is so great to see you guys.

I'm so glad you two made it.

Wait a second.

Don't tell me they're still in there.

- I can't believe she's hooking up with him again.

I told her not to go to that party tonight.

- Okay, you two, can we just let them

have their fun tonight? - No, no, no.

I got to agree with you, Stacey.

I told him not to invite her tonight,

but he insisted 'cause I knew that this would happen,

and I'm not talking about them hooking up once.

Like, he's gonna fall right back in love with her,

and I don't need that shit in my life.

- Okay, and what is so wrong with that, hm?

I mean, it's obvious that they're still into one another.

It's sweet. - Into?

No, no, he is not into her. He is still in love with her.

Always has been, and after all this is over,

I'm gonna be the one dealing with the repercussions.

Oh, bad, sorry.

- And he left his camera. - Hm.

- I mean, he doesn't go anywhere

without this fucking thing.

- Oh, should he have taken it into the bathroom with him?

- Yeah, he brings it everywhere.

I don't know. He's an artist.

Shit, this is a very bad sign.

It means our Manny, he's not thinking straight.

Okay.

Can we get the fuck out of here now?

- Hey, instead of going back out there,

why don't we just go for a drive?

The two of us. - You and me?

- Yeah, you and me. - A little drive.

- Yeah. - I like that idea.

- Yeah, you do? - Yeah, I like it a lot.

But I just left my camera out on the table.

Yeah?

- Let me grab it, and then we can go.

- No way, you can't go back out there.

If you do, Stacey's gonna give me a hard time

about hooking up with you, and then she's gonna make me

drive her ass home. Our night will be over.

You know, you do what you think is best.

- Do you really have to fucking think about it?

- I can't leave without my camera.

- Jeez, okay, well, happy graduation.

- All right, wait a second. - Have a good night, Jimmy.

It was great seeing you. - Wait a second.

What if I go grab the camera,

and you go out the side door now,

and I'll meet you in the parking lot?

- Mm, I don't know. I think the moment's passed.

Besides, you got what you wanted, right?

'Cause I didn't, in case you were wondering--

get what I wanted.

- Oh, really? - Really.

- Oh, that needs to be addressed.

- Mm. - Right the fuck now.

- Yeah, I think so. - Yeah.

You, step into my office. -

- -

Oh, man. - Oh.

- You got a light? - Yeah.

Hm.

Tonight was fun, wasn't it?

Very.

I'm up for another round, if you catch my drift.

- Okay, in case you hadn't noticed,

we're parked right outside your parents' house.

- Yeah, at 5:00 in the morning. Everybody's sound asleep.

- Okay, why don't you just, like, cool it?

Rein it in a little.

We'll make a plan to see one another tomorrow.

- Really? You shitting me?

- I mean, yeah, unless it doesn't interest you.

- No, no, no, no, I just thought

this was a spur of the moment thing tonight, you know?

Like you said, a graduation gift.

Oh, okay, so you don't want to.

- No, hey, just the opposite. I really want to.

Then what's the problem?

- You. - Me?

- Yeah. - Oh.

- I thought you said you didn't want

to do this whole thing again.

- I didn't want to say I wanted to do the whole thing again,

but, like, you know.

I can do this again, and I can do that again.

- So you're saying you want to see one another

again tomorrow, right? - Oh, my God, Jimmy.

You're thick as shit.

That's what I'm trying to say to you.

- All right, I'm just surprised is all 'cause, you know,

I'm leaving in a month. - Wait, what?

When? Why?

Fucking smartass.

Come on, you know what I'm saying.

- I'm fully aware that you're leaving.

It's why I want to see you.

- You have any idea how much I've missed you?

Yeah.

'Cause I missed you the same.

So you're a happy boy? - Yes, very.

- Mm. - Overjoyed.

Through the roof and over the fucking moon!

Mm.

- So I'll see you tomorrow night.

Okay.

Okay, you gotta go.

- Right.

I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.

Whoo!

Hey, big guy.

It's me, James Thomas.

Just want to say thank you for delivering

on a huge ask.

I mean, not only did she come to the party

and then come to the bar afterwards,

but we--well, yeah, you know.

That was an awesome night,

and the fact that she wants to get back together,

or at least that's what it seems like,

is really just above and beyond what I could have asked for.

Talk about a graduation gift.

So thanks.

And I know I said if you delivered,

I'd start going to mass every Sunday,

but I'm not sure I can make it tomorrow,

but I'll start next week. Amen.

- Hey, babe! - Yeah?

- Jeanie up yet? She's got to get to work.

- I tried to wake the two of them,

but I wasn't getting much of a response.

You get the onions? - I got the onions.

- How many did you get? - How many did you ask for?

Six, right? - Good.

Will you chop 'em up and put 'em in the pot, please?

Jeanie!

Jeanie, would you get a move on,

or you're gonna lose this job too.

- Why are you getting on me about getting fired

when your son isn't even awake yet?

I am not getting on you.

I just don't want you to lose another job.

I didn't lose that job.

I quit so that I could spend more time focused on my music.

- Which we still fully support. - Oh, do you?

- But that doesn't mean that you get to--

No, really?

Because I don't think you do because you made me

get another job which defeated the purpose