The Accountant 2

Okay, let me ask you to keep us all up, keep us all up.

Who's gonna win the money?

Show me.

It's time for one right now.

Who's gonna beat the world?

Okay, let's get started.

Right now.

Here's the first ball.

It is gonna be I-17, the Dancing Queens.

How many Dancing Queens do we have out there tonight?

Right.

This is the ring. She's been in the age of making the weight.

This is gonna be B-4, not F-door.

B-4, not F-door.

She there.

Oh yeah, she's here.

I'm king still inside.

He sure is.

Like a little lamb.

I want the dicks cleared, cop, both of them, instead.

Watch, wait, and I'll report back, Burke.

It's gonna be G-56.

What is she worth it?

G-56, what is she worth it?

And 41.

Okay.

A little bit.

Our next ball.

I'm lucky.

I'm not fighting again.

I'm lucky to some.

This is always a fun one.

G-46 up to tricks.

They've got lots of them over there.

41, and 41, six, we're tied for one.

And 41.

And our next ball is B-10.

Hello there, king.

Anise.

Please have a seat.

You have a job for me.

Yeah.

Here, let me have.

This is Gino and Edith Sanchez, their son Alberto.

They left El Salvador to come to the U.S.

Alberto would be 13 now.

There's five there.

I don't kill children.

The what?

Turn your hearing aid up.

I do with adults.

I don't kill children.

Yeah, no, no.

They disappeared.

I was hired to find them by her father.

I just--I need you to help me.

I mean, you're really the only person who can.

You see, I'm semi-retired now,

I'm only taking cases that mean something to me.

What do you want, king?

Anise.

Do you know what acquired savant syndrome is?

No.

But I know there are men outside,

the kind that sleep at their portraits in Africa,

the Middle East.

They didn't follow me.

Okay, they're gonna come after me.

When they do, get out of here.

Fuck me.

Fuck.

Deputy Director Medina's office.

Director Medina, I have the LAPD on the phone for you.

Okay, cheers.

You have two Herman Millers and a steel case.

Thanks.

This is Mary Beth Medina.

Yep.

Wait, what?

Repeat that?

Describe him, please.

No, um...

I understand.

He didn't share what he was working on with you?

No, uh, I knew we'd put up a PI shingle,

but we fell out of touch.

So no money problems that you're aware of?

No.

They didn't come this way.

Raymond King.

He was the deputy director of FinCEN.

My boss.

He said they didn't find anything on him, no law.

No, he might have, but it took us a little while to get there.

Things have a tendency of disappearing.

Well, how'd you know to call me?

His cell phone.

You were his in case of emergency contact.

Why'd you ask if he was having money problems?

What's the difference between dressy casual and business casual?

Both means leave your cargo shorts and flip flops at home.

I don't own cargo shorts, and I don't own flip flops.

Go.

Thoughts?

What?

Next.

What art does he have?

How much does he owe?

Rivera, of course.

What's the remainder of the receivables?

They are the rest in the New Zealand accounts and in France,

and the remainder in harbors endowment.

Nash. Anything else?

Don't wear your black suit.

It makes you look like a mortician.

Well, welcome to the 13th annual Boise Romance Festival.

You all are here for one reason.

To make a connection, meet that special someone and find love.

OPS, don't forget to pick up your free romance festival t-shirt.

Ooh, a $25 value there.

Yeah.

So since most of you are first timers, let's recap how this works.

You answered a battery of questions designed to express your wants,

needs, hopes, and desires.

We then used our proprietary mathematical

algorithm to search for your 10 best fits.

That same algorithm in 12 previous festivals has resulted in

53 million!

That's all right. Give it up for them.

Now, no names were sent to you, only the ID numbers and photos

ranked in order of connectivity.

No early online searches allowed.

You'll each spend five minutes per day, then unlimited time later in the day.

Oh, ladies! It's not a competition.

No, there's plenty of time to get to your first date last.

Hold your order!

Um, okay, go ahead, go on. Go meet that special someone!

Godspeed.

Yes.

And I have non-denominational.

Hi.

Hello.

Um, I'm Anne Renee, and I just love, love, love accountants.

Oh, well, that's a coincidence.

Yeah.

Um, do you believe in love at first sight

that there's someone we're meant to be with?

A soulmate?

Oh, no, that's an absurd childish notion.

And of course that's not real.

What do you mean you reverse engineered our algorithm?

I data mined the top online dating apps and

mapped a battery of your questions against theirs.

And?

I built my own dating algorithm.

Oh, the question of whether or not there's such a thing as love or it's simply an

electrical, neurochemical process that takes place in the brain is up for debate.

Have a good day.

I scraped the data clusters for the likeliest date-producing words.

Wait, date-producing words?

Yes.

For example, women claim to value commitment and

stability, but they swipe for dangerous and exciting. Sexy bad boys.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm doing really well.

Lori.

Yeah, Lori.

Is that a nickname or short for anything?

No, it's just Lori.

Oh.

I assigned numerical values to your questions by tokenizing them in an embedding

matrix and generating a predictive model for the

most effective answers, which I provided without lying.

My last boyfriend spent every weekend golfing with his friends.

Do you spend a lot of time with friends?

No, not at all.

No.

I have no friends.

No friends.

Um, pet?

I identified misleading profile photos as a top complaint across all dating apps.

Women lie about weight and age.

Men lie about height and age.

So I adjusted my photo and smiled accordingly.

Oh, my God.

I like camping. A lot.

So do I.

Yeah. I thought I saw an Airstream in one of your photos.

Yes, that's my home.

Uh...

That's where I live.

Oh, permanently.

Well, as long as I'm live, none of us are living anywhere permanently.

Okay. This is just a husk.

Eventually, this body will be a corpse.

And the best part is you don't have to amend

your tax return for unclaimed depreciation, which...

Sure, no. It's very meaningful.

Not only does it have that unintended benefit, but the best part is that you don't