Suits

Sheila Amanda Sazs,

will you marry me?

Yes, I will marry you.

- I want to go legit. - You can't.

Then I get Lola Jensen to hack into the bar

and just put me in there, just like she did with Harvard.

Rule number one of not getting caught,

you don't move the goddamn body.

Harvey, I'm stuck.

I can't live my whole life like this.

You want me to set up your new corporation?

I want you to join my new corporation.

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers.

Our job blows yours out of the water.

Scottie, I need you to give Louis his transaction back.

Does this have something to do with that favor he did you?

- Yes. - Tell me what it is.

- I can't. - Guess we're not sharing

everything with each other after all.

- Scottie. - You can't have it

both ways, Harvey.

- Louis, I don't want kids. - What are you talking about?

I don't like kids.

I was willing to give up Harvard for you.

You can't give up something for me?

I understand. Can I just say something please?

I know you keep saying that I won't feel this way forever,

but why is it when the guys shows up

with chicken vindaloo 40 minutes late

with no naan and no silverware,

instead of throwing the chutney in his face,

I'm thanking him and I am tipping him $20?

Do you want to tell me why that happens?

I don't care. I hate myself.

I hate my life.

The woman I love is gone, my heart is broken,

and I really-- to be honest with you,

I just don't have the will to live.

Hold on. It's my associate.

Katrina.

Louis, it's 7:55.

Yeah. I have an 8:00 a.m.

Please cover it for me. In fact, cover everything,

and unless the building is on fire and Sheila's in it,

I'm not coming in. Louis, what happened?

You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.

My heart's been shattered

into a thousand million pieces,

and if I can't put my heart into my work,

then I'm not gonna do any work at all, so...

How long do you think you'll be out?

I don't know. Today, tomorrow,

the rest of the year.

You know, just don't call here again

because I'm not gonna answer the number.

Doc?

Dr. Lipschitz?

Hello?

What, are you shitting me? That was not 50 minutes.

Waiting outside for me? Bold gesture.

I called you three times. I had to do something.

- You must be feeling bad. - I am.

What for? You're just doing your job.

Scottie, I'm sorry.

What happened with Louis, I didn't like doing it.

- Yeah, but you still did it. - And what I'm doing now

is asking you to let it go.

Harvey, it's not that you picked Louis over me.

It's that you wouldn't tell me why.

I couldn't tell you why. There's a difference.

And I'm asking you to trust me.

Okay.

I can let it go, but keeping things from me

just can't keep happening, okay?

I can't tell you whether or not that's okay,

and I definitely can't tell you why.

Too soon?

What are you going to do to make it up to me?

Nothing right now.

I'm taking Mike to the marathon footwear brunch.

You're taking a date to an I.P.O. event?

That's so cute. It's not a date.

He's never gonna put out.

Well, it's too bad that you're not taking me

because I was thinking of letting you...

Mr. Specter.

James Quelling.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, Mr. quelling.

- I want to do you a favor. - I don't need any favors.

Yeah, you do, unless you want Friday's headline to read,

"Marathon Footwear builds playgrounds that kill children."

My client builds playgrounds that help children.

And uses a synthetic full of toxins to do it.

Look, I don't know who you are,

but I know what you're trying to do, and it isn't gonna work.

Look, I'm a reasonable man.

This is a huge moment for your client.

I won't file this before Friday.

You think I'm gonna let you extort my client?

No, I think you're gonna protect your client

from a claim that could ruin them.

In fact, I'm counting on it.

Nice offices. Enjoy that brunch.

- I got a job offer. - Holy shit. From who?

Last night. Jonathan Sidwell.

But I thought Louis was his lawyer.

He doesn't want me to be his lawyer.

He wants me to be a partner.

- Investment banking? - Yeah.

- And? - I don't know.

- What do you think? - I don't know.

What do you think? I think that I love you,

and what you want to do is what I want you to do.

I don't know what to do.

Okay. Did you talk to Harvey?

If I do that, all he'll hear is, "Hey, Harvey,

"thanks for doing everything for me.

I'm thinking about quitting." Well...

No, but you said that you don't think of him

as just your boss. You consider him a friend.

- So? - So if he can't have

an honest conversation with your best interests in mind,

he's not your friend, and-- and he shouldn't be your boss.

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I have to talk to you about something.

Well, unless its value is in excess of $575 million,

it can wait.

Yeah. Yeah, it can wait.

Good because our I.P.O. is in jeopardy

unless we can deal with this.

Endangering children? Wait, these things just opened.

This is a bullshit claim.

Maybe, but a bullshit claim

on the right day is better than a great claim on a bullshit day.

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

My grandmother taught it to me.

- What do you need me to do? - I need you to find

everything there is to know about this quelling guy.

Harvey, why don't you just pay him off?

Protect the I.P.O.?

I worked my ass off for this day.

He's trying to hijack it. I'm not gonna be extorted

by some piece of shit I've never heard of.

Okay. On it.

Jessica.

Donna, what can I do for you?

I was just walking by reception,

and I thought you might like to know--you know,

because it's your firm and-- Donna, get to it.

Charles Van Dyke is in the lobby.

- Right now? - 30 seconds ago.

You were right to come to me.

Would you like me to send him on his way?

I prefer to take care of Charles van dyke myself.

Excellent.

You can stare at it all you want, Charles,

but it's not going to change.

I was just thinking,

"I can't believe you put the mailroom boy's name

on the wall." I think what you mean is

that you can't believe yours was ever taken off.

I put that behind me years ago.

What are you doing here, Charles?

I suggest we go in your office and talk.

Right here is just fine.

What do you want?

I want a 30% increase in my dividend check.

- Good-bye, Charles. - I thought you'd say that.

This is formal notice of my demand to audit your books.

You have until Friday to comply.

You gave up this right when we ran you out of town.

I think you're forgetting I retain that right

in the event of any material change in my dividend.

Your dividend went up.

Materially.

You think we're hiding profits.

From what I know of you, you're always hiding something.

- I'm gonna make it fast, Jim. - James.

That's not what your ex-wife calls you.

She calls you Jim.

That's one of the nicer names she uses.

She's been calling you a lot these days.

Wow, you found out I'm divorced.

Well, I'll withdraw the lawsuit.

It's not the divorce, Jimbo, it's the huge wall

of mounting debt that's closing in on you

since you tanked the tobacco litigation.

I didn't tank it. I lost.

You didn't just lose.

You had an offer that would have set you up for life.

Instead, you rolled the dice, went to verdict,

and now you got nothing.

Which is why your wife left you,

and now you're coming after us with a fabricated claim.

I didn't fabricate anything. I have expert reports here.

You've got one report of possible toxins

in the playground material. And not one sick child.

And you have an I.P.O. on Friday,

and if this suit appears in the Journal that morning,

what do you think the stock price is gonna be