So Random!

Cartoon characters!

When they do dangerous things on tv,

They get laughs. But when you do it in real life,

You get in trouble.

Not anymore. I'm Sally Jensen, kid lawyer.

And I fight for you!

When my bike went missing, I wanted to solve the mystery like scooby-doo.

So I took my neighbor's great dane,

Put him in my mom's minivan and kept.

Feeding him Scooby bites until he solved the crime.

But all that dog did was leave.

A big scooby-doo-doo all over the backseat.

Like zoinks, man.

It's not our fault the dog couldn't hold it, man.

Ri'm rinnocent.

Well, you're doing 20 years in jail!

That's 140 in dog years.

- Ha! - Ruh-roh.

I wanted to impress my girlfriend

By showing her how strong I was.

But I'm not that strong.

So I ate a can of spinach like popeye.

And tried to lift a car over my head.

Instead I pulled both arms out of their sockets.

So I called Sally Jensen.

Actually someone else called.

Because I pulled both arms out of my sockets.

So somebody else called me.

Oh, I'm innocent.

I'm innocent, I tells ya.

- Ah guh guh guh guh. - Can it, "poopeye."

You're never g-g-getting out of here.

Toot toot.

Can I at least have me spinach?

I wanted to start my own band

With three singing chipmunks.

But when I tried to put this sweater and glasses.

On the chipmunks in my yard,

They viciously attacked me.

After a series of painful rabies shots,

And now those singing chipmunks' next "squeak-quel"

Will be in jail.

Shut it!

Okay.

Whether you've chased a roadrunner off a cliff,

Were hit in the head by an anvil.

Or were walking around pantsless like half the cartoon characters on tv,

I'll get you the justice you deserve.

Quicker than you can say.

Clang!

I'm Sally Jensen and I fight for you!

Give it up for the cast

Of "so random!"

Hey, everybody, we've got a great show for you tonight.

Our special guests

Cole and Dylan sprouse!

Thanks, you guys!

We're so excited to finally be here.

Did you guys know that you're our first twin guest stars?

- Really? - In your face, Mary Kate and Ashley!

You know, is it true that a twin can finish each other's thoughts?

Yes, actually. And not just thoughts.

- Wanna see something cool? - Yeah.

Oh wow, look at that!

- That was amazing. - That's cool.

- That's really good. - Yeah.

And it's not just twins with that kind of connection.

It works with anyone who spends a lot of time together and are really close.

Oh, really? I find that hard to believe.

I don't really know how that works.

- Oh my God! - Ow, brain freeze!

- Ow ow ow! - Told ya.

Cool!

Well, we have a great show for you guys tonight.

Hey, stick around, guys. We'll be right back!

Ahh, stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom,

Members of the jury,

Sam Herman's defended a lot of people.

None of them were innocent,

Except for that man!

He's innocent!

I don't believe it, but I think Sam Herman's.

- About to win his first case. - Yeah.

Does the jury have a verdict?

Yes, your honor. We find the defendant...

- Here it comes. - ...Not groovy!

What?

I object.

I'm as groovy as I am guilty.

What? No!

Theresa, Theresa, stop typing that.

No, he's not guilty or groovy.

Your honor, groovy's not even a legal term.

It is now.

- All rise... - Bailiff.

...And get down!

How are we supposed to hear "not guilty"?

What's going on here?

Can we just... we've got to stop this.

Um, rocco. Rocco, what are you doing?

This is horrible for your case!

No! I did not go to three weeks of online college for this!

Wait! All right.

Sam Herman wants order in the courtroom!

You should all be under arrest.

Your honor, your honor, Sam Herman demands a mistrial.

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are you okay?

That's odd.

Everybody's checking out the new guys.

What's up, class?

It's me, your teach. Mr....

Mr....

Mr.... Oh, roogie, man, oh!

Does that look normal to you? Oh, that's...

That is gross. Oh.

That... that was my homework assignment!

Yeah, you're gonna have to redo that one, Troy.

Mr. Goodman, are you okay?

- You sound terrible. - I feel even worse.

A boring old normal teacher would probably.

Call in a substitute teacher.

When he has 105° fever and can barely.

Keep anything down...

Mr. Goodman, are you contagious?

Without a doubt, Steve.

Without a doubt.

See...

A boring old normal teacher would...

Would probably open up a window so as not to expose you all.

But I don't play by the rules.

Plus it's kind of freezing in here, don't you think?

We need to crank up the heat. Oh, let's get it right.

Oh, this is nice. Oh, space heater.

Yes, that's nice. Oh, so much heat.

Oh, it's so much... oh, it's ferociously hot in here now.

Somebody open up a window this instant!

Open the window, please! I'm trying.

No, not fast enough. Saltine crackers!

Ohhh, ahhh!

- Now it's freezing again. - It's January.

I know, right? Where's a space heater when you need it?

You threw it out the window.

I think I'm just going to lay down for a while.

- Yeah. - Just gonna lay down.

Right here.

Take a Cat nap.

Mr. Goodman, can I get you anything?

- That's odd. - Are you okay?

I don't remember a tortoise with a bow tie being in my classroom.

You're special. You're unique.

It's me... Lily, Mr. Goodman.

Uh, mm-mr. Goodman?

I think you're hallucinating.

Don't be silly,

Talking cactus.

Only a boring old normal teacher.

Would hallucinate when they're sick.

I, on the other hand, am going to stay here.

And teach all of you polka-dot penguins.

You guys are adorable. You're so adorable.

You're a little polka-dot penguin.

I'm not going anywhere, because I... I...

Peace out, class...

Ohhh! Ah.

Hey, I found my space heater.

Oh, it's too hot out here.

Class dismissed.

Ahh, nice day, huh?

Oh. Oh, I see how it's gonna be.

All right, staring contest.

It's on!

Oh, you're good. You're real good.

But I'm better.

Your eyes are getting tired. I can feel it.