So Random!

Happy Birthday to you!

Or is it?

If your special day wasn't as special as it should have been,

Make a wish, blow out the candles, and call me:

This year I had my birthday party at school.

And my teacher Mrs. Lash said I had to bring enough cake for the whole class.

Well, I don't like the whole class.

So guess what, Mrs. Lash? I called Sally Jensen.

She call me.

And I put that teacher in permanent detention.

It's a school rule.

You have to bring enough dessert for everybody.

Well, I brought enough justice

For everybody! Ha! Eat up.

Oh.

A school rule!

Birthday parties are supposed to be about you.

So when my brother got presents my birthday,

You know I called Sally.

He called me.

It's not my fault I got presents on his birthday.

We're twins! He got presents on my birthday too!

So he called me also!

Unhappy birthday to you and you.

Thanks, Sally?

I just turned 10 and I wanted a big-girl party.

But mommy and stan

Took me to petey panda's pizza palace!

So you know I called Sally Jensen!

Why am I here? I didn't plan her party.

I was just doing my job.

Well, you've got new job now:

Doing laundry for those guys. Ha!

Hi there, fellas.

Let's make friends, all right?

I'll take any birthday party case...

Wrong color party hat? Of vanilla? Ake instead.

A piñata filled with healthy snacks?

I'll give you a piñata.

Filled with justice!

But you forgot I don't like surprises.

So here's one for you!

Surprise! You're in jail!

I'm Sally Jensen and I fight for me!

And you!

Give it up for Zora Lancaster

And Chad Dylan Cooper!

Hey guys, how you doin'? For you tonight.Eat show.

We sure do, Zora. Almost as great...

As this refreshing glass of lippy's sweet iced tea.

Wha...?

Chad, did lippy's to say that? Ea pay you.

No, no they didn't.

Paid me to say this:

Mmm, that's some good tea.

Chad, I thought we all agreed.

That we do not use the opening of this show for personal profit.

I'm new to this show. I didn't agree to anything. It's delicious.

Zora's right, that is low, chad.

- Yeah. - But not as low as the prices.

At Max mart!

Max mart. High fashion low prices!

- Is there a logo over your head right now? - Uh-huh.

Are you seeing this?

Guys, guys, stop this.

We are not sell-outs.

Did someone say their cell's out?

Because you can get great deals this week and this week only.

Only at ahmad's cellphone shack... - Stop!

Stop! Guys!

We are not here to sell products!

We are here to put on a show. You should be ashamed.

Thanks, Zora. I guess sometimes we forget what it's all about.

That's right... making kids smile.

This intro was brought to you by...

- Tell 'em Zora sent you! - What?

Wow.

- Oh, you're good. - But not as good as our musical guest

Christina grimmie.

So stick around.

And brush your teeth.

I can't believe summer's over already and we're back in school.

I know. And get this:

I have to sit next to the same clown in homeroom.

That I sat next to last year.

- Hey, that's me. - Huh.

Guys guys, have you seen Scott and Elliot cravetz?

I heard they spent all summer locked in their basement.

Watching anime cartoons.

Greetings!

- I am Scott! - And I am Elliot.

- And we are here... - For...

Gym class!

Saio-o-o!

You know, guys, we're all here for gym class.

Uh, "sotoyo."

Ha ha ha! Our friends made a joke.

Ha ha ha! Even though it is at our expense,

- We still find it funny! - Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Okay, guys, we get it. You like anime.

I mean I like "twilight," but you don't see me covering myself.

With powder and glitter like that twi-lame-o.

That sits next to me in chemistry class.

Whoo.

That's me.

Okay, class, bring it in.

Coach Taylor is here!

I will impress him with my competent attitude!

No! I will gain his respect more.

By being even more competent than you!

Okay, kids.

Today we're playing dodgeball.

Heather, Geoff, you guys are captains. Pick your teams.

- I'll take Elliot. - Yah yah, hoo ha!

- I'll take Scott. - Ah!

Let the games begin.

Seriously. Dude, you picked this guy over me?

Zoi-fooooooo!

What... come here.

Guys, what are you doing?

Stop kidding around. What's going on?

Oh no. We have shamed ourselves.

- In front of our teacher. - I am devastated.

I feel worse than maruto.

When he lost the ninjaball tournament.

Wait.

Ninjaball tournament?

Are you guys talking about "marutoball d"?

Guh?

I too watch that box set!

- Guh! - Then we shall join our powers.

- And fight! - Those guys are weirder.

Than that kid I got stuck with as lab partner this year.

That is me!

Zoi-fooooooo!

Coming up next on "so random!"...

All aboard the rule-breaking express.

Pre-arranged ticket. I got...

Wow, nice tux.

Whoa. Whoa.

In this corner,

Weighing in at 161 lbs...

'sup, class? It's me, your teach'... Mr. Goodman.

And I'm pretty cool, wouldn't you say?

Just doin' my job, and I'm here to stay.

'cause I'm the coolest teach' in the U.S.A.

Did I just freestyle? What was that?

Wow, that came out of nowhere, didn't it?

Man, I am awesome.

Anyway, we got a lot to cover, so let's get to calling roll.

That's right. When I call roll,

I literal roll.

All right, let's get to roll.

So first up,

We've got Troy Anderson.

My man? T-money?

T to the Roy? Where you at, Troy sauce?

Uh, it's just Troy.

And what's with the nicknames?

Let me tell you something, "troy story 3":

A boring old normal teacher.

Would call roll without giving his students.

Crazy-fresh nicknames.

Therefore have to give you all

Crazy-fresh nicknames 'cause I don't play by the rules.

That's right,

Soak it up! Rice cakes!

Oh yeah!

Ricochet! Major ricochet!

I caught it, but ricochet!

- Good catch. - Ahh!

Since when did we get a shatterproof window?

After you sent a globe through it for the fifth time?

Was it really five?

- Wow, those add up quickly. - They do.

Oh man.

Anyway, back to roll.

For serious this time.

Next up, we've got Lily Baxter.

Lil. I.Am. Lily bandz with a "z"...

Collect 'em and trade 'em with friends.

Here. And "lily" is fine, thanks.

Noted, lilith fair, Lily con carne,

"free Lily"!

Oh ho ho!

Do I see some love-note passing right there?

- No no. - All aboard the rule- breaking express!

Woo woo!

All right, prearranged ticket. I got...

Mr. Goodman!

Are you okay?

That's gonna leave a bookmark.

Jokes, right? Goodman's got 'em.

Yeah. Yeah.

So keri and Steve.