Wonder Park

Mom, come on. It's time to open the park.

Oh, right. Here we go.

It was another day in Wonderland,

the most splendiferous amusement park ever.

And Peanut was creating a new ride?

(CHUCKLES) Not yet.

First, the mascots were getting ready to open the gates.

All right, guys. Good morning! Let's do it!

Now, everyone, bring it in.

People love coming to Wonderland because it's the best time ever.

And that's thanks to you. Because who are you?

We are the wonder in Wonderland.

I can't hear you.

We are the wonder in Wonderland.

One more time.

We are the wonder in Wonderland!

Yes, you are!

Last one to Clockwork Swings is a rotten avocado!

Who wants to flip the switch?

- Why don't you go ahead, brother? - No, you go, brother.

- No, no, no, no, you go. - How about you both flip it?

Welcome! Boy, it's gonna be a great day.

I know that because we've had literally nothing but wondrous days

since the moment we opened!

Did you hear the joke about dehydration?

No.

That's right, because there is absolutely

nothing funny about dehydration.

Go long!

Greta! Can we take a picture with you?

Of course. Come in, come in, come in.

Okay, ready? One, two, three, snort!

Gus! Cooper! Teeter number two isn't tottering.

- We're on it. - Copy that.

Beaver twin brothers, activate!

Tail slap, Coop. COOPER: Ha-ha!

- (BELL DINGING) Look, it's him!

Whoo! Good morning, everyone!

- You're splendiferous! - (CROWD APPLAUDS)

Peanut! Hi, Peanut!

Thanks for coming out.

- You're a great-looking group. - (GASPS)

Today's gonna be filled with the wonder

of this wonderful land we call.

- Wonderland! - (ALL CHEERING)

Look at him. He's so charming! Such a way with words.

All right, folks, who here wants to see Peanut

ride the brand new SkyFlinger?

Wow!

Terrific!

Room for one more in this SkyFlinger?

- (SQUEALING) - You might want to hold on, kid.

Hi! MAN: Hey!

- (PEANUT LAUGHS HAPPILY) - (WOMAN EXCLAIMS)

Have you got your WonderChimp doll yet?

No.

Well, what are you waiting for? Come on!

(SINGING) We can play happy, happy.

Won't you stay happy, happy.

We can play happy, happy Till we're done.

And here are the WonderChimps. Ha!

5,200 different outfits to pick from.

Splen-diddy-doo!

You're splendiferous!

What are you creating today, Peanut?

Oh, yes, that's right!

Today is the day we're opening the carousel.

Oh, and she's gonna be a real beaut.

I've got the finest thoroughbred horses...

Really?

Hmm.

That sounds kinda been there, done that.

I think we can do better.

And you're right. I think Peanut deserves better.

You come up with it, Mom!

How could I not defer to the young visionary

who came up with "The SkyFlinger"?

Hey, don't make fun of me. I was only five.

I wasn't making fun of you, silly.

I just like it

- when the ideas come from you. - (CHUCKLES)

Now, think.

What kind of animal should Peanut put on your carousel?

- Fish! - Just like any fish?

Flying fish!

And when you push the fin, the fish will come to life.

And you could fly them all over the park.

Ooh, now we're talking, June. (CHUCKLES)

Okay,

all you have to do is give Peanut his marker,

and whisper your wish into Peanut's ear.

Now, Peanut, here's what we want you to do.

You really can do that in Wonderland.

Make a carousel, but instead of horses, make flying fish.

Hmm? (CHUCKLES)

Okay.

Splendiferous.

Where would you like to go today?

Thank you, whoever you are,

wherever you come from.

And when the fish fly through the concession stand,

people will throw popcorn in the air to feed them.

So long as Boomer doesn't eat all the popcorn first.

- Okay, June, time for bed. - Oh, no!

A little longer? Please?

Hmm...

Nope, you've got school tomorrow.

And you've got a DVR that's gonna run out of storage

unless we start getting serious.

- Oh, but... - No, don't blame the messenger.

I am just gonna have to start making some very aggressive deletes.

You stinker.

Okay, June Bug, that's it for tonight.

Um, Mom,

do you ever feel like Wonderland is real?

Or maybe it could be?

Of course it could be.

Really? How do you know?

Because I know the girl who imagined it

and she can do anything.

- Me? Oh, yeah.

Good night, June Bug.

Big day tomorrow, guys.

Hmm... Time to make Wonderland real.

Good morning, June Bailey.

Banky, today is the day.

Operation Loop-De-Loop is a go!

But I haven't even had my morning coffee.

Splendiferous!

- (CHILDREN LAUGHING) - (EXCITED CHATTER)

That goes under the ramp. Yeah, more of those.

- (LAUGHTER) - Yeah!

Eh, no one will miss that. We're gonna need more nails.

Good job. Now, that's what I'm talking about!

Great work.

They said it couldn't be done, but behold!

The Grand Wonder!

- Who said it couldn't be done? - They.

- Who's "they"? - (SIGHS) It's just an expression.

Don't bust me on a technicality.

562 feet of track!

An intergalactic spaceport complete with wormhole!

And the pièce de résistance...

That's French for "super awesome."

A genuine loop-de-loop!

Uh... How high did you say the vertical drop is?

48.8 feet.

That's 14.87 meters

- for the uninitiated. Uh...

Commencing test run.

- All systems are a go. Uh...

- Five, four, three, two, one. Can we talk about this?

Launcher! - Huh? (GRUNTS)

We have ignitialization!

Yeah!

- (BANKY GRUNTS) - (GROWLING)

Whoa, whoa! - (DOG BARKING)

Oh, no!

Peaches is loose!

Launching countermeasures.

Oh... Oh, gosh.

Engage turbo launcher!

Honey, have you seen my cell phone?

- (BANKY SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)

Open the spaceport.

(EXCLAIMS) I'm trying, I'm trying!

Duck!

Whoo-hoo!

Warp speed through a black hole.

Okay, ready to stop now.

No way! Time for the grand finale.

Firing thrusters!

Whoo-hoo! (YELLS)

Brake, brake, brake!

It broke, broke, broke.

- (CARS HONKING) - (SCREAMING)

Look out! Watch out, no! - (HORN BLARING)

Here. Use this to pry the thrusters on the left.

Isn't that the steering wheel?

It was. Now hurry!