Man Vs.

There's our boy.

Looks like he's ready to make some TV magic.

God help us all.

Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV?

Oh yeah, it's from our new marketing budget.

Our mobile billboard.

It's chilly.

Okay, let's do this, come on, drive ahead.

Dad!

Dad, dad!

Shit, take this.

Hey.

Hey, you, get over here, it's freezing out here.

What are you doing?

I made a video for you, so did mom.

So you're the little monkey...

...that stole my phone, I've been looking everywhere for it.

Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise.

Well, it is, sweet face, thank you.

I love you.

Okay, get inside, it's freezing.

Go go go go.

Hey, I'm sorry.

You weren't even gonna say goodbye.

I didn't wanna wake you guys up.

I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry.

Be safe, okay.

It's gotta be hard leaving sometimes, huh?

Yeah, sometimes.

Bill, how long we got?

Uh, about a seven hour drive.

Then we take a boat to the middle of nowhere...

...where we leave you for dead.

This gives me plenty of time to further establish...

...my dominance over my poor younger brother here.

Oh, is that right?

Well, I've been practicing online so you better watch out.

Game on.

Whoa, that one?

Is that really, that's the one that you wanna move?

I'm just saying, that's the way you wanna start it?

Are we gonna trash talk each other in this game?

It's already over.

Smartass.

All right, so, final recount.

All right, you got four GoPros,...

...one Blackmagic, one HTV with night vision.

Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em.

I'm tired of lack of footage 'cause the lens is dirty.

Take it, take it.

Yes ma'am, Jesus.

Okay, so, final location recap.

We're gonna circle up with our guide...

...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami.

It's very very remote, nothing for miles.

There's a little hunting camp called Bearskin Lake...

...is the closest thing.

Used to be a logging mill.

Oh, apparently our guide lives there.

Great.

Topography?

Plenty of lakes of rivers, some edible plants,...

...mushrooms, be careful.

You eat one lousy mushroom.

Memories of season one.

Well, let's not have a replay of that.

Yeah, but don't forget to eat something gross.

The viewers love that.

I think you love that.

Yeah, I do, I really do.

But the viewers do too,...

...and this is a new audience for us, so.

I think she's right.

She's right, this is our chance...

...to take this show really big.

Don't you worry, buddy, Dougie's got it under control.

Well, I certainly hope so.

There's a lot riding on this.

Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job.

Thanks for the overwhelming confidence, guys.

You got this, I know, I know.

I'm feeling so, I'm feeling the love, I'm feeling it.

Mind the door, buddy.

Last one in buys.

Not too long, guys, days are shorter and shorter.

We gotta get out there.

Guys, I'm gonna hit the head.

Gonna give birth to a calf out of my ass.

What the, Ange?

What is up?

I'm just gonna talk to somebody about where our guide is.

All right, Bill, you do that.

It's a nice town.

You didn't happen to notice a hospital...

...on the drive in, did you?

No, you'd be lucky to find a bottle of aspirin here.

That's what I figured.

Great.

Hey, look, man, for the record--

I know that you're gonna go out there...

...and you are gonna do a great job.

We all do.

Well, all right, thanks, Slim.

What, you getting all sentimental on me now?

No, I'm not, I'm just trying to find a nice way to say it.

Terry, spit it out.

Just don't fuck this up.

Get us a real show--

You know, no more fart jokes,...

...no more goofball stuff for me to cut around.

This network show deal might be our chance...

...to make some real money.

And I don't want your ego to get in the way of the team.

Hah.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm gonna go check on the gear.

Good, good chat.

Fuck me.

Okay so, I found our guy.

He just got his breakfast, just says he needs a little time.

Seriously?

I don't think that guy's playing with a full six pack.

Bill, you realize, I've gotta build a fire...

...and a shelter before the sun goes down.

Yeah yeah yeah, you wanna go talk to him?

Ah, Jesus.

Come on, do it, go, use your star-studded charm.

Get him off his ass, come on.

You're an idiot.

Go.

His name is Duncan.

Duncan?

Yeah, that dude on the end.

Oh boy.

I'm Doug, Doug Woods.

Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods.

Are you a fan of the show?

Would be if I had the cable.

Yeah, there's that.

So, you're pretty familiar with these parts, huh?

This your hood?

Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't.

So any expert advice?

What?

For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself?

Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself...

...every time I go out in the bush.

Oh yeah, what's that?

That if I die, a bear will probably find my body...

...way before any search party does.

I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods.

Uplifting.

Good.

Yeah.

Angie, Terry, this is Duncan.

Duncan, Angie, Terry.

Hey, how's you doing?

Thank you.

This is some engine you got here, huh?

Oh.

Need a shallow draw to navigate these waterways.

Comes in real handy in the back lakes...

...during the moose season, eh?

That's impressive.

I know.

Only the best.

Same as always, five days alone making TV magic,...

...then we pick you up.

Anything goes wrong, we track you on the sat phone,...

...we haul your ass out of there.

All right?

Okay.

Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline.

Hey hey hey, this is what you do, all right?

Hold that?

Hold that.

All right, bring it in.

Bring it in.

Ow!

Bony knuckles.

Season three!

Oh!

Son of a bitch.

A soaker five seconds in.

Is that a new record.

Funny.

Please, don't start the new season...

...complaining about a soaker.

Well, I tell you what,...

...any time you wanna be the guy out here on his own,...

...you let me know, 'cause that'd make a great comedy show.

Ass.

Hey, don't forget, eat something gross.

Hi, everyone.

Well, here I am, in the wilderness...

...of the Great Canadian north.

My team just dropped me off, and I'm completely on my own.

I won't be seeing anyone for another five days...

...until they come pick me up.

The scenario I'll be playing out...