Pee-wee's Big Adventure

[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]

Look out, Mr. Potato Head!

Whoo!

Morning, Speck!

Me too. Come on. Let's get some breakfast.

Come on.

Mad dog!

Hello! Ha, ha!

Ow! Heh-heh-heh.

Good morning, Pee-wee.

Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.

Can I have some Mr. T cereal?

Okay. Ha, ha, ha!

I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal!

Here, Speck.

Well, I'm off.

You be good.

Good morning, Mr. Crabtree.

Good morning, Pee-wee.

I'm going to water my lawn now.

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RAUGHS]

Good morning. I'm here.

You're the best bike in the whole world.

Brush, brush, brush. Brush, brush, brush.

Vroom!

- Morning, Pee-wee. - Hello, Francis.

Today is my birthday, and my father said I can have anything I want.

Good for you and your father.

So guess what I want?

- A new brain? - No. Your bike.

What's so funny, Pee-wee?

It's not for sale, Francis.

My father says everything is negotiable, Pee-wee.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world.

Not for a hundred, billion, million, trillion dollars.

- Then you're crazy. - I know you are, but what am I?

- You're a nerd. - I know you are, but what am I?

- You're an idiot. - I know you are, but what am I?

- I know you are, but what am I? - I know you are, but what am I?

- I know you are, but what am I? - I know you are, but what am I?

- I know you are, but what am I? -lnfinity!

- No, I'm not, you are. - You are.

- No way! - No way!

- Knock it off! - Knock it off!

- Cut it out! - Cut it out!

- Shut up, Pee-wee. - Shut up.

- Why don't you make me? - Why don't you make me?

Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them.

Pee-wee, listen to reason.

- Come on! - Shh.

I'm listening to reason.

- Pee-wee! - That's my name, don't wear it out.

Remember the first time I saw your bike?

You were riding past my house...

...and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then.

I love that story.

You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman.

I meant to do that.

My good friend, Pee-wee!

Hi, Mario.

Are you just browsing today, Pee-wee?

Well, sort of. I wanted to stock up on some supplies.

Help yourself.

How do you like school, Billy?

Closed.

What?

What?

Pee-wee...

I got some new items you might be interested in.

Box for Pee-wee.

New, improved, squirting flower.

- Fake blood, or is it? - Eck. No.

Super stink bomb?

Have some.

- Shrunken head? - No.

- Regular size? - No.

No!

- Trick gum? - Okay.

Headlight glasses?

Yeah.

And direct from Australia, the boomerang bow tie!

Come in red?

I'll be right back.

- Hi, guys. - Hey, Pee-wee.

- Hey, Pee-wee. What's up, man? Hi, Chip. How's it going?

All right. ls Dottie still working on your bike?

No, had it back couple of days already.

What's she doing to it?

I can't really talk about it. You know, James Bond kind of stuff.

Yeah, that Dottie, she's really radical with bikes.

- Hi, Pee-wee. - I say we cruise, dudes.

It sure is getting hot in here.

It's steamy.

I'm sweating.

So is my horn ready yet?

Yeah, it's ready. It should be loud enough for you now.

Where is it? Let's hear it.

Wait. I wanted to talk to you first.

You are talking to me.

No, I want your undivided attention.

Look, Pee-wee, this is important. There's something I want to ask you.

Mm-hm?

-L... - Mm-hm?

I want to know if you'll do something.

What?

I want to know if you'll go someplace with me.

Like where?

The drive-in.

Look, Dottie, I like you.

Like. I like you.

- That's the thing. I like you too. - Dottie!

There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie.

Things you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand.

Things you shouldn't understand.

I don't understand.

You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me.

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

So long, Dot.

Dome'.!

Are you the owner?

Oh, yes. That's me. They call me Chuck.

Is there anything I can do?

We're losing valuable time!

Set up a dragnet. Comb the whole area. Hurry!

Look, buddy, I'm afraid we can't consider your bike being stolen a police emergency.

If it doesn't turn up, then come down to the station and fill out a report.

That's the best we can do. Come on, let's go.

- Where you going, Pee-wee? - To find my bike.

What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved?

- Well, I know that-- - Look. Let me be honest with you.

Hundreds of bikes are stolen every month.

Very few of them are ever recovered. We just don't have the resources.

You're saying you can't do anything.

My bike means everything to me.

I knew the police wouldn't help.

Do you know what I would do if I were you?

- What? - I'd retrace my steps.

I parked my bike and when I came back, it was gone.

Well, can you think of anyone who might have wanted to take it?

Everyone wanted my bike.

This morning, right before it got stolen, Francis offered--

Francis!

- I want to see Francis. - Francis is busy.

- Busy doing what? - He's having his bath.

Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?

Me again! Ha, ha.

On! Hey!

Fire!

Help me!

Still want to buy my bike, Francis?

What would I do with that old relic? I can have any bike in the world.

Ha, ha! You don't want it anymore because you already have it!

Tell me where it is before I lose patience with you, Francis.

Help! Help!

Help, Dad!

Go ahead and scream your head off!

We're miles from where anyone can hear you!

RAUGHS]

Are you all right in there?

Francis, what's going on in there?

I wouldn't sell it to you so you stole it!

I swear it wasn't me! Help!

Francis, we're breaking the door down.

Help!

Pee-wee. Pee-wee! What in heaven's name is going on?

Have you lost your mind?

- He's a thief! He stole my bike. - You liar!

I swear I didn't do it, Dad.

That's a serious accusation to make, Pee-wee.

Do you have any proof?

Well, not exactly.

Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves.

Just look at him.

He couldn't have stolen your bike.

We've been setting up his birthday train set all day.

Gee, I guess I was wrong.

We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton?

I mean, it was a simple mistake and I'm really sorry.

Well, I still think that you owe Francis an apology.

And then I want to see the two of you shake hands.