No Tail to Tell (오늘부터 인간입니다만)

NO TAIL TO TELL

Maybe it's because I'm human now,

but my heart keeps racing for no reason whenever I look at you.

I guess this is what humans call romantic feelings.

What?

Si-yeol,

I think

I need to date you.

Wait, hold on.

Do you even know what you're saying right now?

Well, you're not bad-looking,

and I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.

- By the way, which Kang clan are you from? - What?

Don't you know your clan branch and generation?

You are from a noble lineage, right?

Did any of your ancestors hold an official post?

Seriously, what are you talking about?

As I told you before,

I've tried everything that looked even remotely fun

while living in the human world.

Except for one thing.

- And you're saying that's... - Yes, dating.

I avoided dating, just in case it made me want to become human.

So I've gone out of my way to avoid men all these years.

But I don't need to do that now.

I might as well try dating you since I'm already human

until I turn back to normal.

So, Si-yeol.

Go out with me.

Are you making a move on me right now?

No, this is an order.

Cooperate if you want to go back to your normal life.

Do you like me?

Are you insane?

How dare a mere human think such a thing?

It's just that

you're qualified enough and not embarrassing to be with.

That's about it.

Besides, it's not like you'd dare reject me,

so there's no problem, right?

Why wouldn't there be a problem?

No one starts a relationship like this, not when you don't even like me.

What's the big deal?

It's not like all humans date because they're madly in love.

We'll be back to normal soon anyway, so it's not like we'll be dating for long.

Jeez, stop arguing with me and just cooperate.

I'm actually pretty excited about this new hobby.

Hope we get along, honey.

EPISODE 8 THE HOBBY CALLED LOVE

What are you…

Why are you here?

What's with you?

Did you sleep well, baby?

Seriously, what's wrong with you? It's way too early for this.

Just act normal.

What do you want now?

Come here. Let me lie on your arm.

Who told you to get up already? Way to kill the mood.

My neck hurts.

Muscle cramp.

What are you doing?

Fine, whatever.

I give up.

Here.

What now?

Read the room.

Open wide.

Me?

Open up.

Does it taste different when I feed it to you?

It's still just a rolled omelet. Why would it taste different?

Really?

But shouldn't it be different when you're in a relationship?

Actually, same here.

Whether you feed me or not, it tastes exactly the same.

What am I doing wrong?

That's why I'm telling you to stop with all this.

Why would I stop? We just started.

Should we try holding hands?

Hold my hand and I'll give you some water.

What?

Come on.

Jeez.

Here, drink.

Seriously.

Si-yeol, how about a date today?

What?

Let's go on a date after we're done for the day.

Isn't that what all couples do?

Give me a break.

Stop obsessing over this "couple" thing.

What, is your hand that precious?

It's not like it'll wear out if I touch it.

It'll rot away when you're dead anyway.

So,

what do you mean, "done for the day"?

Are we volunteering at the nursing home again today?

Yes.

Good deeds don't show results overnight, you know.

You have to do it for at least a week to see if it actually works.

Plus, there's something else I want to look into while I'm there.

Look into what?

What happened yesterday.

I've been trying to remember,

but I have no idea who that old man is.

Judging by his reaction, he seems to have been a client of mine.

But I don't get why he'd hold such a grudge against me,

which just really rubs me the wrong way.

But how would you even find that out now?

His memory seemed pretty shot to me.

Well, he clearly remembers something.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have reacted that way.

If I go ask him, maybe I'll get something out of him.

My grandmother is unbelievable.

I'm here to visit, and she leaves to hang out somewhere else?

I'm the only one who always misses her.

Well, of course.

She probably saw you every day.

Stop whining and pull the sheet tight on your end.

Jeez, the work is never-ending.

Why are there so many beds?

We're almost done.

This is the last room.

What? Already?

What's with that reaction?

I told you I had to ask that old man something.

But why isn't his room here?

Hey.

You're right.

VOLUNTEER CLEANING CHECKLIST

His name isn't even on the list.

You there.

Yes?

Do you know where Mr. Hwang Dong-sik is?

Mr. Hwang Dong-sik passed away last night.

Pardon?

He passed away.

FUNERAL HALL

REST IN PEACE

Please, have a seat here.

Thank you.

What brings you all the way here?

Well…

We went to the nursing home earlier

and heard the news about his passing.

I had something to ask.

- To me? - That's right.

I was going to ask him directly.

But since that's no longer an option,

I'll just have to ask you instead.

I'm not sure…

Please, help yourselves.

- Honey, sit here. - Okay.

So, did you know my father-in-law?

I'm trying to find that out.

Oh, by the way…

Just so you know, she grew up abroad.

So she hasn't learned how to speak formally yet.

What are you talking about?

Look, pick one.

Either speak politely or just play along with what I'm saying.

Stop making things awkward.

Play along with what?

Fine. Whatever.

I'm actually

from the City of Angels.

City of Angels?

It's a city in America.

I think they call it Los Angeles now.

Gosh, I'm not sure where she's going with this.

Why is this funeral so shabby?

Didn't your family used to be well-off?

Wait, how would you know that?

Because he was my client.

Pardon?

They say wealth lasts three generations even if you go broke.

Why are you living like this?

It's making me uncomfortable.

Well-off? Yeah, right.

When I married into his family,

they were so poor that they didn't have a matching set of anything.

I wasn't lying about our wealth.

I'm serious.

When I was a kid,

we had a chauffeur and lived in a two-story house with a yard.

Sure. Whatever you say.

I wonder what happened to all that wealth.

I'd sure love to see it for myself.

Well, my father…

Forget it. What's the point anyway?

Don't just stop all of a sudden.

Go on. I'm curious.

Tell me about your father.

You want us to sell you our new drug?

THIRTY YEARS AGO WORLD PHARMACEUTICAL

I'm sorry, I can't.

Even if you doubled your previous offer, I would never...

Ten times.

Excuse me?

Not double.