Serial Rabbit One

I finally got you, you bastard.

And you're gonna tell me everything,

everything I wanna know.

Fuck you.

I wanna know about every person you killed.

No.

What?

I said no. I'll tell you about the odd ones.

But the even ones?

We didn't shoot those,

so there's no footage to flash back to.

All right, fair enough.

You know what, let's just start with the librarian.

Nope. Sorry. No footage of that one.

Okay.

What about the couple out at Lover's Lane?

From Serial Rabbit One or Serial Rabbit 3?

All right, let's start with one.

Didn't shoot it.

Fine.

Year three, the college student.

Cue flashback transition.

We need to talk.

Keep your voice down.

Keep my voice down?

Yes.

I got an F on my report card.

And you want me to keep my voice down?

I was guaranteed an A.

You're not that good.

You can't act.

You suck.

Neither can you.

If you could act, you wouldn't be a teacher,

you would be an actor in a film, if you were good.

So, let's not talk about. - I was in a film.

I was in three films.

Yeah, C movies.

- B movies, but. - That nobody

has ever seen before.

Those got rented.

You know what?

I don't even care.

I don't wanna be with you.

I faked my orgasms.

You're not that good of an actress.

Whatever.

Someone's trying to kill me, over there.

Who?

A big giant bunny with a claw thing.

God, why won't you listen?

Crazy bitch.

And you have no remorse for killing that girl?

She was banging her professor. Out of wedlock.

I had every right to do what I did.

Okay.

The next year you started really making headlines.

You killed a lot of people.

Well, that's an interesting story.

Oh, I'm all ears.

They're not that big, I like them.

Hi, Sweetie.

Let's get you tucked in.

Did you have fun at Easter?

Yes, I had fun.

Me too.

Mommy, is the Easter Bunny real?

Kip.

What the fuck is this?

Jessica, you a kinky bitch.

God damn, what the fuck are you thinking?

Jessica?

Girl, you need to put those things away.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

I'll fuck you up, girl.

What are you gonna do with that shit, huh?

Come on.

Bring it on bitch.

Think you're gonna cut me?

Fucking beat your ass.

Freaky bitch, you need to put those fucking knives down.

So the more important thing

is to remember the idea of the holiday, okay?

Okay.

Okay, let's rest okay.

Mommy, is Santa Clause real?

Kip, you don't wanna ruin two holidays

in one night, sweetie.

If there's no Easter Bunny then who is that?

The whole family?

Like I said, it's an interesting story.

Detective Maxwell, a moment, please.

Go ahead. I'll be fine.

What's cooking, Gen?

Sick son of a bitch.

Hey, I told you a hundred times

it was Lance's tape, not mine.

Not you, the sick fuck who did this.

What's this?

This is a multiple homicide, four to be exact.

Some sick fuck killed, mother, father, son and daughter.

Anything to go on?

No, nothing.

All we found is a few pink fibers on the father's neck.

But CSU boys are still checking it out.

We should have more by tomorrow.

Anyone think about last year?

Of course we did.

Yeah.

What do you think?

I thought, so.

You two talking in code or did I miss something?

Last night was Easter.

So?

Well, for the last three years,

every Easter, there's a brutal killing,

one that goes down in the history books.

Last year we figured we had a serial on our hands.

And you think this is the same guy?

No doubt.

Anything from the previous murders?

Started with a librarian.

The next year, couple out on Lover's Lane.

Year after that was college student.

And last night was a whole family.

If you can find a link,

you're a better detective than any of us.