Bluff Master (ब्लफ़ मास्टर)

Passengers at the back can get down.

Why have you stopped the coach here? I have to go ahead.

A coachman's spirit roams here, which stops the coach.

Hence I was shouting to you to get down.

Go coachman go, the spirit has left you, go.

Come Sultan.

Well, Mr. Gupta, how are you? - All fine, with your blessings.

Here are your Rs.2. Pardon me, I had gone to Calcutta.

Hence the delay.

But there is nothing outstanding against you.

The lender may forget, but not the borrower.

I will see.

There is some mistake.

You don't owe me anything.

It is a small amount. You may have forgotten.

Please keep it. Good day.

Great, there are such honest men around, who never forget.

Mr. Gupta, you must be having Brylcream. - Yes.

And one pack of biscuits.

Get one pack of biscuits and a bottle of Brylcream.

And please write down the amount in your note book.

Your word is enough.

Thank you. - Hello!

This business of words, has never been dull.

Sister Lajvanti.

Who? OK. I am just coming.

Uncle! Uncle! - What have you brought for us?

Keep quiet boys, everything is for you. What did you get?

I have brought English biscuits for my nephews.

Are your nephews any less then Englishmen!

Here.

Sister, you also eat! Where is brother?

He has gone on shift.

When he returns I will go.

Our life is going on very well.

Husband and wife earn together.

And all share and eat. Look, the commander has also come.

Ashok, were you left early from office?

What did you bring, uncle? - Brother.

Yes, we are always free. Here, take this.

99..

..100. What a beautiful body you've made, our gaze slips off.

Ashok, this time I want to become Hindu Kesari.

Consider you are one already.

I have brought such a oil, if you apply an ounce everyday.

Honestly? - Yes, have I ever told you a lie. Look at this.

The Englishmen have made a concentrate of strength and..

..put it in this bottle. - What is the name of it?

The name is Mr. India Oil, or Creme la bluf.

How much price?

I have bought it for 16 but in the market it is for Rs.25.

It can't get common man.

Ashok, please give me this bottle.

No, if I give the bottle to you..

..I'll become weak myself. No way.

You don't have to wrestle, so you give it to me!

Ok, I will give it to you.

Take out Rs.16, - I will just bring it.

Use it every day, see the difference in a week.

Bye! - Bye!

The room, the breeze and the air, have I decorated.

I don't understand this poetry.

Spin your top and let us listen to some nice beat.

Straight away.

Listen! - That is a fake! - Ask what is real here!

Agreed I am not rich, but the atmosphere is of wealth.

See this tub, it has a hole, so it cannot hold water.

This shower works when it rains &..

..water comes from the terrace.

And see my beauty queen, whose dance I see without ticket.

I know, you are making me dance also. Do you have my rent?

Of course, here are Rs.10 in cash. Remaining Rs.50 in credit.

Rs.10 after 10 visits. Come on what will I tell the owner.

I'm an employee.

A poor man must help another poor It is just a matter of a..

..few days, & I will complete the amount.

Promise? It is a friend’s promise.

Good bye. - Bye.

Wanted! Wanted!

For one 75 year old girl, wanted e suitable groom.

Oh no.. it's bad.

A room on rent. Give it.

Wanted! Wanted!

Wanted a photo journalist, Bhukump Weekly Press.

If I can get hold on one camera from these, my job is certain.

Come, sir. Come.

Has my camera come? I will just pack it.

No, my train is about to come. Give it to my man, Mr. Sengupta.

Do a job. I forgot to give him his ticket to Pune.

Give it to him.

Ok.

I am Sengupta, I'm late. Did my boss leave a camera for me?

But I don't recognize you. You certainly recognize me well.

From a name how can you recognize a face?

What should I do? call the police, or the military..

..to confirm I am Sengupta!

Did my boss leave me a ticket for Poona?

Yes He did. You are the right person.

Didn't I recognize you? - Thank you.

Where are you put up? - Hotel Tajmahal, Room 213.

Bye. - Bye.

Don't you see and walk? - I will pick up for you.

Are you Mr.. Sengupta? Take your wallet.

Your boss has just left..

..left a railway ticket. He has taken the camera. Go now.

Good morning. - Good morning.

Who are you? - I am Ashok Azad.

Your name sounds familiar.

That means you've also visited London.

I was the Chief Reporter of Sensational Newspaper there.

Glad to meet you. Please sit down. - Yes.

Bhukump needs a reporter like you.

I too am on the lookout for such..

..a paper as Bhukump which can utilize my skills.

I like your paper name, Bhukump (earth quake).

It looks, it will shake the world like its name.

I like your personality and views.

If you get some good news, you..

..will find a permanent place in our newspaper.

Keep your ink wet on your machine, I will just get the news.

Right away.

Lady, have your breakfast.

I told you so many times..

..when I'm going out, don't mention food!

Driver, take out the scooter.

I feel like becoming a martyr under her scooter.

Come I will show you. - Sister, I never said a thing.

Nothing said?

Thank you. - Thank you.

Mister, what is this? - Nothing, I just took a photo.

What was the need?

Do you know it is a crime to take photo of a unknown girl?

Lady, it is a public road.

You took law into your own hands by slapping a pedestrian.

If you want to live, give me the negative.

Give me your address.

I'll come tomorrow morning and give you the positive.

Will you listen and give me the negative.

Watch your scooter or some one will take it away.

What happened? What is the matter?

Has this man molested you? - No, he has taken my photo.

Is this the way you disrespect other ladies?

I will tell you the whole thing. A goon teased.

This lady got down from the scooter and slapped him. - Then?

I saw this scene and took a photo.

What theft or dacoit have I committed?

In fact I have captured the scene of an Indian..

..brave lady in action for posterity!

But where is the goon?

The lady started fighting with me & the goon ran away!

But how? - He ran away. It is not difficult to run in Bombay.

I will tell you how.

The bus was coming from this side, it halted..

..the goon got into the bus like this and went away!.

I will definitely send you the positive tomorrow.

Yes, the paper sold like hot cakes. Its all due to Ashok Azad.

He is a very useful man.

Yes. - Mr.. Verma.

Send Ashok to me. I want to met him.

Okay.

What? A lady's hand and a manly work. A shameless fraud!

May I come in? - Who is it?

I am Ashok Azad. The editor has sent me.

Ashok. Please come in without permission. Well done!

You have held a falling wall. - What is your salary fixed?

It is 300. - Only? It should be Rs. 500.

Thank you. Whether it is 300 or 500..

..makes no difference to me.

It just covers cigarette money.

I have to get a 2000 more from home.

Uncle what is this? - What happened dear?

Just look at this. You are hitting your own head!

Today I have my program.

When they see this, what will they say?

At 3 O'clock Munnibai is coming? What will she think?

What will she think? Only good!

You? - I have only praised you.

I did your publicity.

Now you don't even need Munnibai.

Go on the stage yourself. You will receive only claps!

Shut up!

Uncle why are you quiet? - Yes, uncle why?

Do you know whose photo is this? - Yes, hers!

I was correct, you are fearless as well as shameless.

Mr. Ashok, do you know who is she?

Wait Uncle. I will tell him.

I am the owner of this paper & you are my servant.

This house too is mine, Now get out of here.

And remember, don't show your face at this door here, again.

At least I can show my back? - You shameless chap!

Kumar! - What a welcome!

Mr.. Kumar. - Yes.

When did you return from London?

Jwala Prasad, no news of my going or coming.

And you are?

She is my niece, Seema. Seema, this is Mr.. Ram Kumar.

He has a big export business abroad.

How do you do? - Greetings!

You appear to be made up of old traditions.

When the man is new, it pays to have your traditions with you.