Velocity Kings Ride or Die

Don't you think that's a little line of our league, man?

I don't know, man.

I mean, what if like, you added some hot chicks

or like a big fire ring or something like that, you know,

just added something dramatic to the whole thing?

Listen, I appreciate it

but this is Mike's team.

No, I'm just second in command

and you know, I don't wanna step on any toes, you know.

I just wanna see you guys doing bigger shows, man.

Get outta these fucking rinky dink bike nights.

I get it. I get it.

But you know it's Mike, we're a team and I trust Mike

and we like things to go on the way we are, you know.

I understand. I'm not trying to step on any toes, brother.

Listen man, I'll run it by everybody tonight

and we'll see what's going on, okay?

All right. Sounds good.

All right, bro. Talk to you later.

Yo, Devon.

What's up?

You're going kind of slow, man.

Who slow, me?

Yeah, just a little bit.

You talking to me about slow?

I saw you in these rear views back here. How about that?

- Oh, is that right? - Oh yeah.

- It's a little foggy though. - Better luck next time.

Just a little bit.

Why don't you go wipe it for me?

Markus, Markus, Markus,

what you doing over there, man?

Just keeping my lady fresh.

Your lady? Okay, okay.

She's gonna win daddy some money one day.

Oh yeah.

Daddy, you gotta chill out with that, man. Daddy?

I'm starting to wonder about you, bro.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Well here's the...

You two are all about speed.

How fast can I go? Who can I beat?

Exactly.

There's more to the sport biker lifestyle

than all of that now.

Okay, please enlighten us, Father Markus.

Lead me to the holy land.

Indubitably, good sir.

You see, a man...

No offense.

No, no, no, no, none taken.

A man and his machine must become one

and in doing so, take care of her

like she's your one and only,

which also partakes they must care and clean

for her each and every day.

Plus she's fucking fugly.

Man, look at the thing.

She's not fugly.

Maybe a work in progress, but she is the Naked Ninja.

The naked, yep. She is naked.

And when I do take a lovely lady

on this amazing, skillful warrior of a beast,

it'll be one ride she'll never forget.

I get it, Ninja. You know Markus, look at me right now.

Look at me.

You gotta call that the Clapasaki.

You wanna know why though?

Why?

'Cause anybody that's gonna put their body

on that thing, they're going to get a major STD?

You don't want no STD?

Oh hell no, and that clap,

that's the only applause you're gonna be getting, Markus.

Woo.

I;M just fucking with you, man. You're all good.

Why you guys do this to me?

I try so hard and yet you guys keep shitting on me.

I'm trying my best out here, man.

All right, come on. It's a nice one.

Thank you.

Needs little work.

Yes, I agree.

- But it's a nice bike. - Indubitably.

And you ride out there pretty good.

Thank you.

Looking good, Markus.

Hey man, I appreciate it.

Hey, what the fuck, man?

What's up, my brother?

What's up, Dalton? How you doing, man?

- Good. - Dani, good to see you.

Hey man, you still thinking about going to Leesburg?

Yeah, man.

Gonna be some big opportunities, big sponsors, man.

Let's ride.

Yeah, man, I heard.

Yeah, me and Michael already got the days off,

so, you know, it's just matter of time.

We're ready to rock, man.

That's awesome. I like that.

Hey, where's your brother anyway?

I don't know. He's sleeping.

He'll be here, chill. Chill, man.

I'll see you guys inside.

All right, man. We'll check you later.

Hey, you made it.

Of course. I got in this morning.

Everyone, this is my girlfriend, Mia.

Mia, this is Dani. - Hi, pleasure to meet you.

This is Dani.

Dani's kind of like my...

Your what?

My big sister.

Dude, I'm just as old as you, asshole.

Dump this man, okay? - Okay, okay.

He likes to do that shit.

This here, this is Markus.

Geez, what can I tell you about this guy

that hasn't been written on a bathroom wall somewhere?

Mia, Mia, Mia, pleasure to meet you.

Please do not listen to anything this Neanderthal says.

He's not as refined a gentleman as I.

Oh, refined. All right.

Listen, those are fighting words, Markus.

I'm gonna have to...

Come on. - Refined?

Well, fighting isn't really refined now, is it?

You see? Prime example right there.

You got me there?

Yeah.

But you know,

once our fearless leader Michael gets here, you'll be able

to meet the rest of the team.

- Cool. - That's my brother.

You're gonna love him. - Oh.

- Really, really sweet guy. - Nice.

He's a cool guy.

He should be here,

but speak of the devil.

Wait, one second.

Speak of the devil, hopefully

and it's, yeah, yo.

What's up, bro? Where are you, man?

Hey, I don't...

Mom, mom, mom, mom?

I can't hear you, mom.

You're crying, like you're screaming.

What's going on?

Wait, why are you calling from Michael's...

Why are you calling from Michael's phone?