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8x04 - "Cheese Puff Mountain"

Here me, Xanatos, you have gone too far,

and, tomorrow, I will end you!

Goliath is coming for you!

One more stone sleep and then my fury will be unleashed.

Hey, Goliath! It's me, Xanatos!

Hyah!

Well, that was easier than I ...

Oh, I knew that was a bad idea.

Well, you know what will win her heart? Open trade relations with China.

Not everything is about trade relations with China, Dick!

- I have a huge surprise. - So do I!

- Okay, you first! - No, you first.

Okay, together ... on the count of three.

One, two, three!

- I'm pregnant. - I like to eat babies!

- Oh, my god! - That's fantastic!

Huh? But if I wore that hat to work, then ...

Oh, no! My haberdasher!

Hello, this message is for Brian "Oddjob" Kimora.

It's Al Woodley, down at West End haberdashery.

So, first of all, you. Wanted to get that

one out of the way before I died of blood loss.

Second of all, your hat will be ready for pickup

after 3:00 P.M. on Thursday. Have a good one.

Godzilla's destroying our city!

Oh, he's so angry and violent! Why?!

Shark attack!

Another lonely night for Doctor Manhattan.

All my girlfriends leave me

Because my exposed penis makes them uncomfortable...

and I give them cancer.

Later, I will urinate this soda out of my penis hole.

The future is the past and the present all at once.

We want please to have three orange sodas!

And the vicks vaporub to make my body Feel like a

- giant menthol cigarette. - Sorry, we don't carry vaporub.

Whoa! Many thanks, huge glow stick!

We is going to party now. You come?

Though time is shapeless, 3:00 A.M. seems late to go out.

No, is early! We are always partying!

We are never not partying!

Oh, my gosh, is so much fun last night.

We is time for breakfast mimosas?

No, we is time for you to get the out of my apartment.

You're gonna want to head straight to chemotherapy.

This is a carjacking!

Oh, man! Did that guy pick the wrong car.

- Do you think he bought it? - Shut up and kiss me!

They bought it.

I've always wanted to know what it's like

To feel a human inside me. Step on my pedal.

Wow, oh, wow!

Uh, folks, it's come to my attention

we have a passenger aboard with a peanut allergy,

so due to F.A.A. regulations,

we had to dump all peanuts from the plane.

which is highly unfortunate for all of you.

This is captain Mr. Peanut signing off.

Whoo!

Yahoo! Oh, my monocle!

- Ugh, what the hell is that thing?! - I am Kuato, Mr. Quaid.

You look like that baby that got eaten by that guy

and you're trying to push your way out of his stomach!

That is not what happened at all.

Ugh, why are you all slimy?! Do you have a cold or something?

I do not have a cold, Mr. Quaid.

You look like you've been wiping your nose with your

little baby arms and then smearing it all over your body.

Take my hands, Mr. Quaid.

Ugh! It's all gooey, and it smells!

- It does not smell! - Ugh, now it smells like it's smelly!

Oh, no!

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