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Couldn't we have taken

these pictures somewhere else?

Like where?

I don't know, somewhere less disgusting.

Maybe on a day where it's not pouring rain outside.

But don't you just love the aesthetic?

It's so gross.

Come on. Where's your sense of adventure?

Back outside with my sanity.

We shouldn't be here.

I thought you liked breaking the rules.

Holy shit.

Oh, nope. That's my creepy limit.

Don't worry.

I'm sure some teenagers just left it in here as a joke.

Oh, ha-ha. Please put it back.

Or I have an idea.

Don't you think this is just, like,

a little disrespectful?

Just taking pictures.

I mean this is the house where the guy lost his marbles

and murdered his entire family.

And?

That doesn't freak you out?

Not really.

You are such a freak.

What was that?

It was just the house.

What are you doing?

It's juniper.

Can use it to cleanse the house of any malicious spirits.

I want my model freaking out.

You think it works on rodents?

I think I just saw a rat.

Who knows what else is in here?

Okay, I think we got it.

We're done?

We're just beginning.

You wanna?

I don't think it's a good idea.

Come on.

I don't know why I let you talk me into this stuff.

Is anyone there?

We don't mean any harm.

We just wanna talk.

Spirits.

If you're there, give us a sign.

Oh. Sorry, that's me.

Oh shit! There's a tornado warning.

It's like really close. What do we do?

It's okay.

Um, we're gonna find a bathroom. We're gonna take shelter.

We're gonna be fine.

- Okay. Yeah. - Okay.

Did you hear that?

It was, it was just the wind.

I think we need to get out of here.

You're listening to Amityville 103.9.

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Man, yes.

I have been looking forward to this trip.

This is exactly what I need right now.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

It's just a little bit of driving.

Then a lot of relaxing.

Man. Check it out.

All around us,

this is the biggest one in the city, Amityville Cemetery.

Uh, cool.

Once we got our stuff moved in, set everything down,

feed the cat, check out some local sites,

some of the scenes, and then we're throwing a party.

I'm pretty sure your sister said no parties.

Look, once we get closer to the city, I'll find a spot,

I'll help out, get some party snacks.

Speaking of snacks, have you seen my burrito anywhere?

Have I seen your...?

How did you lose a whole-ass burrito?

I don't know man.

Oh. Here it is.

It's still good, right?

How many of those have you eaten?

Uh, burritos? This is my first one.

Bullshit.

I saw you down three fried tacos, two shakes, and a Twinkie.

And?

And I'm just saying there's no mystery

that your stomach keeps hurting.

It's all that shit you keep putting into it.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What? What's wrong man?

I can't concentrate on the road

with you snacking on garbage all day.

Want a bite?

You chew like a farm animal.

Which one?

Moo, moo, moo. Oink, oink, oink.

You're listening to Amityville 103.9, The Pit.

That song was "Second Cities" by Kill Lincoln.

We got more music coming up.

But before we move on,

I wanna talk about a local story that's just breaking.

Now, everyone tuning in

is likely aware of the infamous Amityville Horror House,

the DeFeo Murders and the Lutz family.

Well, last night the house's legacy came to a climactic end

as a record breaking F5 tornado leveled it to the ground.

Thankfully no one was injured- Talk radio.

- Whoa, dude. Hey, whoa, hey. - Hey!

- Turn that up. - What the fuck?

But the cultural impact

that 108 Ocean Avenue has left on Amityville

isn't going anywhere.

Stay tuned, dear viewers,

because up next we have "7675" by Joystick!

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Trey, you, you alright?

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Man, I know you don't really care,

but what that guy just said on the radio,

the house, the haunting, it's like,

it's like the history of the whole town.

That was like practically my childhood.

Mm-hmm.

Just, you never got to see it, you know?

And you would've loved it.

Yeah, I'm really sure I would, Trey.

Hey, we could still check out the wreckage, right?

Mm. No.

Well at least there's still the Skull Crusher show.

Skull Crusher! Yeah.

You're coming right? You're down?

No, I was never down.

I've got a lot of better things to do. Like nothing.

That's my exact goal for the weekend.

And Skull Crusher gets in the way of that.

I guess I just don't understand why you don't like 'em.

'Cause I like good music, Trey.

Oh.

Uh. Oh.

Dude.

Oh, shit. Brent, hi.

Sorry you had to see that.

Don't be. I was enjoying the show.

I didn't know you moved like that.

Well, just trying to unwind.

What's up?

Well, I just wanted to stop in and say great work today.

- Oh? - Yeah.

I really enjoyed your coverage of yesterday's tornado.

Very informative stuff.

Wow. Thank you so much.

That means a lot coming from you.

I know it does.

That being said,

we need to have a little talk about your sign off.

Shit.

I know I kind of went on a tangent,

but it's just, that tornado was an absolute phenomena.

Not to mention, it decimated a local historic landmark.

- Oh, I'm aware. - Right?

And Chris and Shanta didn't even talk about it.

And for that tornado to touch down on site

and then just vanish?

I, I've never heard of or seen anything like it.

And even on my radar,

the formation goes against everything I know

about hook echoes and velocity couplets.

It's almost as if the DeFeo house itself

was the source of the vortex and.

Dude. Lemme stop you right there.

The viewers don't care about that old haunted house.

It's played out.

In fact, I think the people of this town

are happy to see it gone.

It just felt like it deserved to be mentioned.

Yeah. Well you don't make those decisions now, do you?

You're a meteorologist, not a journalist.

No, you're right. I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.