Ya Yaa (யா யா)

'Both love and friendship like eyes co-exist!'

'If Tamil poet Valluvar was alive today...'

'...he'd have added this couplet to his 1330.'

'This couplet of 7 words holds the entire world of our youth.'

'In our present tech-savvy world we can even live without our parents.'

'But no one can survive without love and friendship.'

Hello boys! Do you know your dad's birthday?

Don't know, sir.

Friendship day?

1st Sunday in August.

Rocking, dude.

Hi girls! Do you know your mom's birthday?

Sorry, can't remember.

- Lovers' day? - February 14th.

How can anyone not know this? Give me a high 5, girlie!

'This is how we glorify love and friendship.'

'Some are fortunate to experience this...'

'...while others are not so lucky.'

'The same love and friendship crossed this protagonist's path.'

'Let's see if he was on cloud 9 or sank to depths of despair?!'

Hi ya!

Why standing?

You want auto, ya?

Ya... yaa!

Come, ya.

Coming, ya.

What are you up to, dear?

If you're stomach is growling why don't you rush to the loo?

I can't go.

Why?

Dhoni has taken the bathroom key.

Dhoni...?

If you don't eat at the right time...

...your blood pressure and sugar will rise.

I can't eat without Dhoni.

Why?

Dhoni has taken my dentures!

Why aren't you coming to school today, da?

Dhoni has taken my school bag.

Our cricket captain Dhoni?

No, he is the captain of this whole area!

Dhoni.

Dhoni...!

'This is Dhoni.'

'And all of them here are waiting for him.'

'We won't call you like that.'

'We won't call you by that name.'

'Everyone is repeating the same dialog.'

'What do you think they called him?'

Ramarajan...!

Ramarajan...!!

Ramarajan...!!!

'Our hero's original name is Ramarajan.'

'No idea why but he has changed it to Dhoni.'

'He'll even insist everyone calls him so.'

'If they don't comply...'

'...he'll run away with grandma's dentures.'

'Lock up the loo.'

'Steal the school bag.'

We won't call you that anymore.

We are sorry.

Sorry, Dhoni.

Sorry is Tamil word I just don't like to hear!

Only those who called me 'Ramarajan'...come forward.

Are you trying to slink away, Simran?

No one can escape my hawk eyes!

Each of you do 5 sit-ups!

Come on, do it 1-2-3-4-5.

This is your last warning If you repeat this ever again...

...you'll have to kneel and do sit-ups, okay?

How will you call me?

Dhoni.

Dhoni...!

Dhoni...!!

Who are you, da?

- It's my bike - Oh! Yours, huh?

Hey! No need Thank you.

'But don't jump to the wrong conclusion our hero is jobless.'

'To work in a govt. office is his aim, goal, dream, focus, etc, etc.'

'That's what is beyond his academic qualification!!'

Greetings, dear people.

Greeti--

Why is the drainage leaking like this?

I've been calling the corporation for past 1 week, no one has come.

Why wait for someone to come?

Get me a stick.

Don't, boss. We'll take care.

Don't prevent me.

How can I keep quiet...

...seeing an injustice in front of my eyes?

'He is our Dhoni's dad Varadarajan.'

'He is this area's secretary.'

'He's known for poking his nose with good intentions...'

'...and having it snubbed! This has become a habit for him.'

'Stuck between this political king and royal leopard are these 2 goats!'

I think my idol is trained formally in classical dance, Bharatanatyam!

What slick movements!

That's folk dance Karakattam, for your kind information!!

Will you never be in trend?

You are the one who is outdated, mom!

See how my 'Indian idol' dances.

This is technological manipulation, dear.

No hero can dance the way my ideal hero did back in the 80s.

'This is Dhoni's mother, Vasantha.'

'She is actor Ramarajan's die-hard fan.'

'She'll always watch his films FDFS - 1st day 1st show!'

'Now you know how Dhoni got his name!'

Let me tell him.

Darling, there is a vacancy in her office it seems.

There's an interview tomorrow Why don't you please attend it?

Even if I earn peanuts, it has to be a govt. job.

I will only work in a government office.

All that is fine.

But how can you not even lift your little finger to find a job?

Do you know how tough it is to be jobless?!

Ask dad if you have doubts.

Why is Varadarajan being postmortem-ed?!

You've got it all wrong.

Govt. officials work sincerely and with utmost punctuality.

How many people have benefited with a job thanks to you?

Why can't you beg or plead and somehow get a job for my precious little prince?

Even the most powerful Gazetted officer...

...if he has a problem, ultimately has to stand with folded hands before me!

So ask him to discard his government job dream...

...and follow my footsteps.

He can take care of state and I'll look after center!

Don't force me.

I don't want to step into politics now.

Okay... darling, you flicked 50 bucks from my purse.

Give it back to me, dear.

And the 20 bucks from my wallet.

'What will be my state then?!'

I'm going for a govt. job interview Just lend me Rs 500 please.

Is your interview in a govt. wine shop?!

I'm not lying. I swear on mom.

Oh no! You can keep the money.

- I swear on dad. - Leave me out of this.

- I swear on you, I'm not lying. - Oh! Spare me.

You can't fool me or get money from me.

I have my ways!

Why have you stopped suddenly?

Your bro is here.

So what?

He's pestering me saying he loves me, I can't stand him.

I'm tolerating him only for your sake.

Is that so? I know how to tackle him.

You should call him by the name I ask you to.

- As soon as he comes close... - 'What plot are they hatching?'

'Maybe she'll ask them to call me 'Ramarajan'?'

If you call him this he'll run a mile from you.

'Even if you stand upside down you won't get your way today.'

'Did you think I can't hear what you think?!'

'Get lost.'

Hi guys!

Brother...!

Litmus test?!

Bro, Ram bro tell us.

What did you intend saying, bro?

Did you think a mere 'bro' will make me vanish?

If you call me 'bro' then right away.

Hello... listen to me. Don't be scared!

'I'll profess my love right away' was what I wanted to say.

She's the one I love with all my heart.

She's the only one who is beautiful.

I love you.

- I can't reciprocate! - She says she can't.

- So I love you. - Oh! I can't.

- You go ahead. - Spare me please.

1st he hounded only Anita.

After your brilliant idea, he's pouncing on all of us.

Look at him now.

Did you buy this dress in Sowcarpet?

I like Hindi movies.

Here is your money.

If you had given this to me earlier. I wouldn't have wasted so much time.

Are you waiting for my love?

You are way below my range.

Please understand... go.

This will do only for side dish.

How will I manage the main dish?

Let me get some idea from 'Time pass.'

I am Miss Vijayashanthi.

As Sub inspector of this area. I want everything to be in place.

Find out for me please.

Someone help me.

Mister... stop!

What should be found for you?

My girl friend?

She is missing?

1st case is a big one... perfect.

All of you go to your desk. I'll handle this personally.

When, how and what is the problem between you?

Tell me.

She isn't picking my call, madam.

Just 1 'missed call' last night and she called me back.

From this morning I've called her 4 times.

All 'missed calls' She hasn't called back.

All this is your personal issue.

You should take care of all this yourself.

If girls are affected because of boys, it is a 'case.'