Hyde Out

10, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three, two, one.

Happy new year.

You wanna dance honey?

Maybe some other time.

What's the matter?

What, I'm not your type?

I didn't say that.

I want a dance.

Shut the fuck up, Carl.

What's your buddy's problem?

I don't know.

Maybe he needs to get laid.

So maybe you down with that.

He doesn't seem to be interested.

And yet you still here.

Don't be a jerk.

Look, I'm not trying to be.

All right.

Why don't you do the lady a favor and take her out back

and show her a good time.

How about you go do that.

Maybe I will - Both of you could.

Hello gentlemen.

How come not buy coney and pies like everybody else?

Why you here?

Right.

About that.

Wake up fool.

It's a robbery.

Everybody be cool, nobody get hurt.

Let's go.

You don't who you're messing with.

Shut the fuck up.

Get down.

Ain't nobody playing with you.

Now, we need that money.

Dude, look around you.

There is no fucking money.

Fucking lie, dude.

The fucking safe.

I know what y'all do around here.

You heard what the man said.

Ain't no fucking money.

Now shut the fuck up Carl.

So Paul, how come you're not with that Latino,

the one I had those real nice curves?

Was I supposed to bring someone?

I mean, no, but that would've been nice for me

to look at all of that.

That would've been.

Come on man, selfish.

Hey, look, if you are worrying

about me stealing Emily from you.

You're my friend, I won't do that to you.

What?

Relax man, it's a joke.

A joke.

I know it's a joke.

What, you don't think I know that it's a joke, Paul?

Making sure.

You know what?

I need another drink.

Let's go get a drink.

Yeah, let's do that.

Hey Paul.

How you.

You have fun at the party?

Oh, beautiful night.

Thank you very much.

Paul, you don't have to take that.

I can get it.

Oh, it's not a problem.

It's the least I can do.

Really, Paul, I can get it.

It's okay.

I want it help.

I appreciate that but.

Paul, Emily,

what's going on here, huh?

I was just telling Paul

that he doesn't have to help clean up.

And I've been telling Emily that I don't mind helping.

And you guys are still holding the same dish, aren't you?

Come on Paul.

She's a female and she knows her way around some dishes.

Why the hell you think I'm married, right.

Let's go get one more drink, before you hit the road.

How about that?

That sounds really good, so all ears.

And this one.

One more baby.

About that Latina girl.

Fat ass.

Hey you man, what the fuck was that?

Get in the fucking car.

What the fuck happened in there?

Drive the car.

I asked you a question.

Dude, we gotta go.

I'm not moving until somebody tells me.

Drive the fucking the car.

Fuck.

Thank you both for an absolutely amazing night.

You're welcome.

You get home safe, Paul, all right.

I will do the best I can.

Thank you.