Senior Cut Days

Oh my God.

Oh my God, is this...

Is this about to happen?

- I don't know. - Is this gonna happen?

I don't know.

James, you-you said that we had time to think about this.

I mean, what if this is a mistake?

What if it doesn't work?

(phone ringing)

What if it backfires?

It won't backfire.

It's going to work. We need this to work.

It will work.

But what if it doesn't?

Yes.

I approve.

It's going to work.

All right, let's get this show on the road.

We need to have a clean sweep by 1600 hours.

Jesus Christ, do you understand

what's about to happen here?

I'm just taking orders, sir.

I can't believe the son of a bitch is gonna do it.

And the craziest part is he's gonna get away with it.

What exactly are your orders?

I'm sorry, sir.

That is classified information.

Don't you fucking gimme that classified bullshit.

I'm about to be governor.

Well Governor Sam,

I will say your streets are about to be

a hell of a lot cleaner.

Excuse me, sir.

Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I'm going.

I'm going right now.

No, no, you're-you're fine.

Um, I actually just wanted to give you something.

No, I'm not hungry.

Oh, come on. You can trust me.

Look, I was sent for you by our trustworthy mayor.

Mayor?

Yes, the mayor.

And not only does he want you to have this sandwich,

but he wants to make sure

he puts you in a much better place.

No. I'm just gonna go.

I-I'm sorry, sir,

but we really must insist.

You see, we wanna make sure that you are in a safe place,

the safest place the government can provide.

Now, watch this.

Wow.

Wow.

Gotta love that government cheese.

Wait, am I gonna have to eat this whole thing on my own?

There you go.

Good, huh? Yeah.

Now look, I just wanna talk to you for a few minutes

about this newly funded government program

that's designed for homeless people just like yourself.

Mind if we take a walk?

Good.

So what we're gonna do first...

So the big question is,

"Where do they go from here," right?

Some of those from the nearby encampments

say, "They're skeptical of this new location."

You're-you're gated in right there,

so I don't-I don't know.

You're kinda, like, caged in like you're in jail.

The time has finally come.

Starting this week,

crews will begin clearing more homeless camps.

Where did all the homeless people go?

Starting this week,

crews will be clearing more homeless camps.

It's the deadline for people living in the woods

to move out.

And the deadline comes on

what will be the coldest day of the season.

Where do they go from here?

That damn mayor got rid of them.

And it got to the point

where there was almost

30 tents over here, about 40 people.

Hey, what are you doing here?

You ain't allowed in here. Come on.

No photos, no video, no press allowed.

People living here rushed

to collect their belongings.

I know what happened to the homeless "people."

Nine years ago, government took them all away.

Need affordable housing for everyone.

People are making accusations

that you shipped all the homeless out of the state.

Turn off that damn camera. Now.

Come on, turn it off. Turn it off.

As you can see,

this metal fence behind me will be the site

of the new Opportunity Village that will soon come here.

You're at home. It's nice and warm.

But what about these homeless folks?

I mean, at first I was happy about it, you know?

I could walk around town without getting bothered.

I didn't have a problem with them.

You know, they tell me stories. I'd-I'd tell them stories.

They were good old people.

I don't know what it was, I'll tell you.

I just don't.

But I don't see them anymore.

Starting this week,

crews will be clearing out more homeless camps.

I'm very concerned about homeless encampments.

A big part of the camp has broken down

RVs, trucks, SUVs, and tents.

The Department of Transportation will be assessing

this camp either today or tomorrow.

Yeah, I told you, man. It's closed.

Only the city of Reno's allowed in here.

Now I gotta ask you to leave.

Rise and shine, beautiful.

It's time to get the day started.

Get that camera outta my face now.

I told you you have to pace yourself.

How are we ever going to take a cruise anywhere

with all inclusive drinks?

I can't do this.

My head is throbbing.

My stomach is turning.

I'm hot and I'm cold.

We need to get on the road early

so I can get a few shots before the sun goes down.

God, please don't say shots.

You know what I mean.

Just go without me.

Come on, seriously?

You know I have a deadline to get this thing

shot, edited, and submitted.

Casey, I swear to God, if I move,

I'm going to throw up everywhere.

Okay, well, let's go get some Excedrin.

And that would require me to walk.

I got something that'll make you feel better

almost immediately.

What the fuck are you doing?

It's 2:00 PM on the East coast.

There's no way. I'm not drinking that.

No.

Feeling better, right?

All you need is some food and more alcohol.

Keyword food.

Can a bitch get something to eat?

Can you hold it for a little while longer?

We're so close.

Oh my God.

Come on, seriously?

I don't wanna be on these roads too late.

The sun goes down at four.

I appreciate you doing this with me.

Uh huh.

Seriously, Taylor.

It means a lot that you're doing this with me.

Drunken story time. Go.

You're fucking insane.

Come on, it's your turn.

I don't wanna play any car games.

Entertain me.

Tell you what, let's finish this game,

and we'll stop at the next place to eat.

Swear to God.

All right.

Going to Las Vegas with this crazy bitch.

I got married,

got drunk,

ended up at some weird motel,

all to do a documentary in a small town

about The Prostitute Ghost.

Original. I love it.

And by the way, her name was Julia Bulette, okay?

What's the obsession anyway?

Her story doesn't get much respect,

but the stories do say

that her ghost walks around at night.

That's great.

Maybe we can get her blown with tourists.

Now that's a documentary.

"The Ghost of Bjs."

Whatever.

Food, Exit 119.

Who's the first person you truly fell for?

Could we play these games after we eat?

Reviews say it's the best pizza in town.

How many people are even in this town?

Holy shit, it was featured

on "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives."

Get a picture.

- What? - Seriously, take a photo.

I'll send it to you when we get better signal.

I lost service miles back.

How are you even getting service?