Selling Sunset

Ooh.

- Looks amazing. - Look at it!

Look!

- This turned out... the waterfall. - So beautiful.

Oh, my gosh.

This is so incredible.

- It turned out so amazing. - Oh, my gosh.

- Jason was not lying, was he? - No, not at all.

Oh, my God, Mary.

Look at that pool!

Last time I was here, I was jumping in the pool with no water.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

And walking the whole thing...

- This is more refreshing now. - This is so much more refreshing.

This is such a vacation oasis.

We need to sell this to someone we know,

so we can just be like, "Pool party today."

"Can we come over and party at your house? Yeah, okay."

- Wait, there's Chrishell. - Yeah.

- Oh, hi! - Yay!

- Hi. You're finally here! - Hi.

- Walk the catwalk. - What?

Strut it. Strut it. Strut it. Yeah.

In this house you gotta work it.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Triple hug. - Hello.

- What do you think? - This is crazy.

I'm dying to see that master closet.

Wow!

Is this the master right here?

This is the master!

Oh, my gosh!

- What is going on here? - Unreal.

I have a pretty nice closet, but this is like...

Yeah, this is just another level.

And look at this, look at the view.

You could literally look out to see what the weather is like.

I feel like if you had this closet you'd have to talk like this, "Hello, darling."

Hello, darling.

Wait, is that new?

That's astroturf...

- Are you serious? - Yes.

The owner put astroturf on the roof of his neighbor's home.

A mere couple hundred grand, I'm sure.

Master bedroom.

Oh, my God.

- Wow! - This turned out awesome.

This is beautiful.

It takes the right type of person to buy this house.

It's not gonna be just the average person walking on the street.

You have to have a lot of money.

- Shall we see this bathroom? - Yes.

This bathtub...

I think your shit really wouldn't stink if you had this bathroom.

It would come out wrapped in cellophane.

Pink scented cellophane. Wrapped.

I can't wait to see the rooftop.

Oh, yes.

- Right? - I forgot.

Oh, let's go look.

This is so cool.

Oh, wow!

This view. I love it.

Amazing.

Every single detail of this house is crazy.

Just stuff you'll never see anywhere else.

Okay, I am hot. Shall we go?

Sit downstairs and hang out for a minute?

What would you do with all this space?

You'd have to walkie-talkie to someone.

If I had this house, you girls would be here all the time.

Oh, I would just live out here.

I'd live in your closet.

Yes.

So what's going on ladies?

I heard Christine got engaged. Have you guys met him?

- No. - I haven't.

Oh, you guys haven't... Right, because she's been out of town.

She's been out of town a lot.

Christine's been working at the Oppenheim Group way longer than I have.

But I'm not sure why, ever since I started working there,

we just never really got along.

She can sit on the floor until she proves herself.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I feel like you don't own up to the things that you say

and that's where this is coming from.

What you say about other people.

You need a little hug right now.

Honestly, how pathetic is she?

Unnecessarily dramatic.

- When I ask you, "What did you say..." - Don't yell at me.

Christine, I talked to Mary about what I said.

But when I asked you at the dinner,

you conveniently didn't remember.

You understand the difference, right, or do you still have dementia?

Christine...

I can usually get along with anyone, but this one...

It's probably not going to happen.

I didn't even find out from her.

I didn't either.

It was so fast.

Everyone's like, "Oh, Christine's engaged."

I texted her, "Hey, have something you wanna tell me?" She's like, "What?"

- What? - I was like, "Um..."

"Something about, like, an engagement?"

And she's like, "Oh, yeah."

Just, like, nothing, like they were...

I'm like, "Honey, that's kind of big news."

If, like, my best friend didn't tell me she was engaged,

I'd be, like, really hurt actually, you know? I don't know.

How do you feel, like, really?

It's just odd to me that she...

didn't say anything. I had to ask her.

But I mean, we've kind of grown apart a little bit.

Christine and I used to be very, very close.

I don't know what has happened to cause a rift in our relationship.

But, it's so strange.

She gets engaged and she didn't share that with me.

It makes me feel sad and confused.

Well, how did they meet?

Christine and-- What's his name?

- Oh, Christian. - Christian!

He was her client.

- Oh! - Yeah.

She was showing him properties.

I think he was dating someone else at the time.

Really?

And somehow she just clicked with him

and they got together.

That would make me so nervous though,

because if somebody cheats for you,

- that means they would cheat on you. - I don't know...

I am back. I have a new man, I have a new ring,

I have a new house, and I'm ready to dominate the market.

Okay, I know we're not poor, so can we turn the air conditioning on in here.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, my gosh, it's so weird to be back.

- I miss being on vaca-- - You miss being on vacation?

Christian and were traveling the world, I took a break

because I just sold a six-million dollar house.

And we were all over. We went to the Maldives, Bordeaux, Capri...

I feel like I was traveling the world doing my Eat, Pray, Love thing.

But in five-star resorts, always.

I'm really excited to be back because I'm excited for everyone to meet you.

- Yeah. - Christian is big in the tech world.

He went to MIT, and he's a software engineer,

and has worked on multiple companies, multiple development projects.

And he's retired, but my job is really important.

And the Oppenheim Group's best agent is back in town.

- I should probably call Jason. - Okay.

Tell him I'm back in town.

Hey, what's up, Christine?

Hi Jason, how are you?

- I'm good. - I am back in town.

I'm ready to be back in the grind and hustling again.

Great. I'm glad you've been out there enjoying the world,

but, let's be honest, Kings Road has still been sitting on the market since you left.

I know it's sitting on the market, I've been on top of my job.

Just because I'm not in office proximity doesn't mean that I'm not doing my job.

There's been times where we've been on vacation

and I flew back if I had someone that was interested.

So if something ever came up, I would fly back and take care of my listing.

So don't worry, I got this. Kings Road is under control

and I'm going to sell this thing.

Good. Listen, we're all happy to have you back.

- See you when you get here. - All right. Bye, Jason.

About a month and a half after we started dating,

I was showing Christian houses.

I actually used to have the listing on our house

and I used to do open houses.

I would sit in that open house every Sunday

and I would picture myself living in that house,

getting coffee with my husband,

and I now live in the house that I envisioned myself living in.

I snatched that up.

- Oh. So nice to be back. - Yeah.

Hi, my little teddy bear!

Hi, teddy bear!

How have you been, little boy?