Rufus

Hey, Rufus, tell us a story.

Yeah.

Come on.

Nah, I don't think so.

Come on, man, you don't got the

best stories in the neighborhood.

If I tell you kids a story, you got to promise that you won't

tell your parents.

You won't tell nobody.

Our mouths are sealed.

Let me tell you about this crazy dude.

Crazy dude?

Yeah, the man with the deadly hands.

Sure is a miserable night tonight, Stan, I tell you.

Yeah, my shoes might got mud on them.

These floors have seen a lot worse, Charlie.

I bet.

So I hear a body came in last night.

Yeah.

Right over here.

That's strange.

Nothing was reported.

Can I see it, Stanley?

Yeah, man. Go ahead.

But I gotta warn you, I ain't cleaned it up yet.

All mighty.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh, that's the son of a god.

Oh, God.

Oh! Ah!

Sorry about that, officer.

I warned you, though.

You think I'd be used to this by now?

Oh, mercy. Listen, man.

I won't rest until you burn this body.

What do you mean by that?

This man killed more people than I've ever known.

And I was on the front lines in Bosnia before I became a P.I..

Really?

Do tell.

And the crimes, man.

The crimes of a violent, horrendous nature than anyone

could ever fathom.

Mhm. What is he, a robber?

Yeah, but he was more than just someone who held up banks.

This bastard tortured his victims for fun, often letting

his family members and loved

ones watch and then killing them.

I've seen wicked people in my life.

But that bastard.

He takes the cake.

Wow.

Glad he's dead, huh?

And you burning his body tomorrow, right?

Yep.

Oh. That's good.

Well, Stan, I just need your John Hancock here, and then

I'll be out of here.

Wow.

Thank you, sir.

Yep.

Hey, Stan, you got any more of that stuff?

You know?

Yeah.

For the road. Yeah. There we go.

Ah.

That's that moonshine, buddy.

That's right.

Only the best man.

My man.

To the good times, buddy.

Hey. Yo, Stan.

Yo, Stan.

How can you work here so long by yourself, man?

Well, I really ain't by myself.

You know, I get visitors all

night long coming in and out of here.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

You know, it's, uh.

It's like any job, though, you know?

You have it for such a long time.

Don't nothing really faze you no more?

Yeah, I get you.

Oh, man, that was a good one.

Oh, oh, oh. I gotta go, man, I gotta go.

I gotta get back to the missus, man.

I'll see you later, buddy.

Okay, man.

All right. Stay straight, brother.

All right, man, stay safe.

All right, I'll ride with you soon.

It's gonna be a long night.

Oh, I like this song.

Well,

here's a toast.

To the dead safety of society.

Oh. Come on.

He's such an Evil Dead guy.

That's an evil guy.

We'll do one more toast.

One more toast for good measure, right?

Oh!

Damn.

I'm such a putz.

Know what you think about me.

Marty.

Oh.

Damn what blood is mine?

I wish I had some bandages, man.

I had some bandages here last week.

Stupid.

I must have been crawling in my sleep.

Damn, I gotta stop drinking.

Yeah, we can get together later. Of course.

Yeah, I know. No, I know. Yeah.

Hey!

You just grabbed me!

I didn't mean to.

I just.

I'm sorry.

No, I didn't mean to do it.

No, I did not.

What the crap?

You just grabbed my ass.

No, I didn't.

Yeah you did.

I swear, I.

What the hell?

Yes! Help!

Help! Hey! Help!

He just grabbed my ass.

Yeah, yeah.

Officer Kelly.

Oh.

He's LAPD.

Yeah. Thank you for being here.

I was just assaulted on that street right over there so I

could show you.

2200 sunset.

What's the, uh, description of the male?

Plaid suit and hat?

What, uh, what race was he?

How will we be paying for this cash or charge?

Huh?

Security, come to the front, please.

Hey! Stop!

Damn! What is going on?

Am I blacking out?

Too much drinking.

How do I not know what I'm doing?

Am I crazy?

This is not good.

I walk the streets in.

A sewing kit.

I don't even know nothing about sewing.

Now I'm a damn felon.

You served us well until now.

But soon will be.

We'll be on our own.

God damn it, man.

What the fuck am I?

I need a fucking drink, is what I need.

The first one's the best. Let me know what you need.

Haha for sure.

Man that Johnny gets away with everything.

But you don't turn on the homies.

Yeah, but with that much loot.

Yeah. Remember what we did to Steven?

But then again, you always like him.

Yeah, I like him at one point.

In the room.

Excuse me.

Hey, this clown just slapped me.

What's up?

Sorry, man.

I really didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it.

I got a disease.

What do you mean, a disease?

It makes me do crazy shit.

- What? - Crazy things.

Crazy things like this.

Oh.

We don't want any trouble.

Do I owe you anything?

No, no, no.

It's on the house. It's on the house.

- You're good. - Okay.

Okay.

Somebody help me!

Oh.

Damn.

I killed someone.

I really killed someone.

My life is over.

I got movement.

You see his hands?

Looks like our guy.

Let me see your hands, sir.