Antique (서양골동양과자점 앤티크)

Jin-hyuk.

I have to tell you something.

I like you.

Sorry. I just had to tell you...

I know...

All the girIs want you,

and you don't like guys.

But I wanted to tell you before graduation.

That's all.

I just had to get it out, so don't mind me.

I'll go.

MIN Sun-woo. Stop right there.

Come on.

Is that really all?

You're satisfied with that?

Jin-hyuk...

You want to sleep with me, don't you?

You jerk off thinking about me, right?

What? No, I never...

You can tell me.

- It's okay. - Jin-hyuk...

Aren't you upset?

Upset?

Fuck yeah, I'm upset.

So fuck off and die

before I puke on your face, goddamn faggot!

Can anyone be unhappy While eating cake?

We have all craved for cake in our happiest moments.

Like instinct. Why is this so?

Hello, everyone. I am Jean-Baptiste Evan.

We will conclude today with the delicate Gateau au Opera.

People often turn away from it because ofits ingredients.

Chocolate, butter, whipped cream...

Fattening, yes,

but a small price to pay for pleasure.

A fragrant coconut flavor, rich ganache,

all mixed with the savory taste ofalmond powder.

The perfect harmony of flavors is just like a great opera.

Leave me alone!

Or perhaps quite like the bitter sweetness of life.

Why don't you help yourseIf to a bite of life?

But be careful.

Once you're hooked,

all of your senses, and even your soul

will never be able to forget that rich taste of perfection.

It is a curious addiction.

You will go to the end of the world in search of those flavors.

They are no longermere flavors,

but more a lingering voice forever engraved in your mind.

Do you still wish to try a slice?

You should come home more often.

You're all smiles, Mother.

- No place like home, Son. - Right.

Come back and I'll cook you a feast.

I quit work yesterday.

- What? - What?

But you were doing fine...

That's good, then.

You can work for your father.

I think I'll open a cake shop.

Cake?

But you hate sweets.

All the customers are women.

Oh my goodness.

Should I chip in a little?

- He'll need technicians first. - It'sall right, Dad.

I'll take care of it all.

Nonsense!

What's a culinary researcher for? Just leave it to me.

- How convenient. - Yes, Mom.

Excuse me.

Nice to meet you. I'm MIN Sun-woo.

Oh, right.

You have quite a resume.

It's nothing.

No need to even mention Paris.

Wien, Cookie Mori, Garu...

You've gone through all of the top shops in Korea.

People call you a legend in this field.

That's a bit of a stretch.

I just ended up going through a few shops.

I can see that.

Fired within a year at each, right?

Oh. Yes...

There was a brawl between the Wien employees,

because of you.

A suicide attempt at Cookie Mori, because of you.

The wife at Garu ran around with a knife

because the owner cheated.

With you.

But you don't need to worry about that.

It'll just be you and me for now.

Actually, that's what worries me...

I was so startled when I saw you.

Because you're so my type.

Was this how you did it?

Throwing yourseIf at anyone you see?

Throw myseIf?

I've never made a move on anyone at work.

They all just suddenly became infatuated with me.

It's not up to them whether they like me or not.

All right, don't laugh.

I'm a Gay of Demonic Charm.

I'm serious.

A Gay of Demonic Charm?

With that dumb look on your face?

Thanks for the laugh.

- Never mind, then. - No, wait.

Hey, wait a second. Hang on.

Hey, wait.

It was probably his graduation day.

He walked in here in that uniform.

It was lust at first sight.

I swear.

He was dripping with pheromones.

He and some hot kid hooked up and ran to a hotel.

Sun-woo was a virgin, but that kid was so into him,

he cried his heart out for three years.

Since then, if Sun-woo so much as smiled at a guy,

then gay or normal, they were all on their knees

like a bunch of cult followers.

The gay of demonic charm! The legend of MIN Sun-woo!

You feel it, right?

Guys like him are meant to be shared.

So have fun, but you better let him go afterwards.

Master, this guy isn't...

So?

He'll be on his knees soon. I mean, who hasn't?

Except for your dumb high school crush.

There was this guy I liked,

but he turned me down.

What did he say?

That he was disgusted, or ''go fuck yourseIf''?

I can't really remember,

but I was completely devastated.

I actually decided to kill myseIf.

So I came here to at least get wasted before I die.

Here's to that bastard. Thanks!

Are you leaving?

Yes.

Take care, then.

You can start next week.

We open from 12 P.M. to 2 A.M.

Go back in and enjoy your last free night.

This shirt maxed out my credit card.

It'smy dream to buy Prada pants with hard cash.

So I really want to make this work.

So?

So let's not make this harder for ourselves.

Let's just do it. It's bound to happen.

Fuck off and die before I barf, goddamn faggot!

That's what I said. Don't you remember?

What?

I'm the only dumbass that turned you down.

Class 3-1 , KIM Jin-hyuk!

You're that KIM Jin-hyuk?

Yeah.

The one that told you to fuck off and die.

I didn't know. I would've never guessed.

Jesus. Look at you.

God, you look so old now.

Cut it out!

You won't get anywhere with me.

Hey, that's perfect.

Now there's no worry of getting fired.

You'll never fall for me.

Aren't you upset?

Your new boss called you ''a goddamn faggot''.

I told you, I'm actually grateful.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be living so freely.

I'll make sure your shop is crawling with customers.

Really?

I guess so. You're a legendary master, after all.

- Yup. - All right. Let's do it.

You can let go now.

Strange. Why doesn't it work on you?

This is supposed to work.

Now Hiring: Male Employees (NO FEMALES)

- Get the hell out! - Sun-woo Sun-woo, please

Get out!

Stay out of this, asshole.

- I said, get out! - Don't get in the way of love.

What! Hey!

- What, you stupid mustache! - You little...

- Damn it. - I love you, Sun-woo!

I can't take this anymore.

Women don't scare you. You just want fresh meat.

What do we do?

Not that it's my fault.

No? Then who's fault is this?

You get scared and uncomfortable around women!

I sacrificed my plans and hired only male employees.

Now none of them are left.

I told you, it's out of my control.

Them falling for me, or my fear of women.

You expect me to buy that bullshit?

See, how cute and sexy is that?

I'm gonna hire the perfect girl.

Pretty. Polite. Sexy.

All forme.