Orphan Black

Ugh, God.

Don't tell me.

First day inside, right? Hmm?

What, are you kidding?

Just getting the lay of the land.

Seein' if any of these punks are gonna be trouble, you know what I mean?

These guys? It's just remand.

Most guys just violated restraining orders or some shit.

- Yeah, that's what I thought. - So, what are you in for?

Erm...

Trafficking, prescription drugs.

- Allegedly. Mmm-hmm. - Really?

You were moving a few pills to your buddies in the bar?

More like 100,000 worth.

Oh, yeah. Vikes, Big Boys, Red Birds...

French Fries, L.A. turnarounds...

Real deal, baby.

- You done yet? - Yeah.

This is your guy.

Making friends already, Donnie?

Excuse me? How do you know my name?

I know all about you.

I've got my eye on you.

A swan.

Stop saying it like that. It was a vision of a swan.

You fell down the stairs and bumped your head.

Yes, but the swan was in my eye, like a...

glitch.

Well, everything appears to be normal.

Anyway, we're on our own, Rachel.

Susan's given up on LEDA.

But age has dulled her ambition.

You and I are still young, don't you want to live?

I do now, yes.

Then we can't just accept this.

We may have been raised without familial bonds,

but... you, Ira, are my brother.

And I'm beginning to believe that means something.

You just stood without your crutches,

and your aphasia completely cleared.

Apparently passion helps.

No coffee but I made chai.

You still feeling it?

Yeah.

I haven't had a two-day hangover in a long time.

How are you?

I almost did something desperate.

But if Delphine's alive, I mean, I don't know...

God, if she's alive, we'll find her.

I'm proud of you, sestra.

We both made it back from the dark side.

Yeah.

It's time to see Mika.

- Hello, Mika. - Hello, Kira. Hi, Sarah.

Hey, lose the mask.

- You wanna give us a second? Okay. - Yeah.

Next time you wanna talk to me, don't come at me through my kid.

She's lovely.

I'm sorry we left on bad terms.

Yeah, I thought you pissed off to enjoy your cool three mill.

3.7. It's well invested.

Er, hi. I'm... I'm Cosima.

Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.

If you wanna keep it on, I think it's funny.

Beth told me about you. How's your illness?

Erm, you know, incurable, so that sucks.

Er, Kendall's gone, so we've got no original stem cells for research.

And our creator's gone dark in some Neolution coup.

And the new bitch Evie Cho's just had Alison's husband arrested.

So what do you want, MK?

There's something you should see. I, er...

traced a dedicated satellite feed to an island in the north,

disconnected from the grid.

Evie Cho has forced Susan Duncan out of Project LEDA.

LEDA will be dismantled for its assets,

the monitor programme terminated.

And my subjects?

Naive clones are being cut loose. No need for a Helsinki event.

Their days are numbered anyway.

However...

Sarah and her self-aware sisters are still a threat.

They won't get such humane treatment.

Oh, my God.

You and Beth were right.

We can't do this alone.

Right. So, what are we gonna do?

Hey, MK, is there any way that I can talk to Susan?

If there's anyone who can help me, it's her.

There's always a way.

Two pieces of ID.

Sign the visitor information form third line from the bottom.

Okay.

Donnie needs a lawyer, Felix.

Adele is a lawyer.

Though, she's currently under suspension

for being inebriated in court.

But that's good for you because your bank accounts are frozen.

- Well, what does she know? - A lot.

She's far superior to legal aid.

I mean about clones.

Excuse me, pardon me.

Sorry. Sorry...

Goddamn shoes. Sorry.

I had to park at the far end of the lot. Y'all don't even have valet here.

It's a prison.

I'm kidding, I'm Adele. You must be...

Oh.

Yeah. Forgot to mention that.

Alison is Sarah's twin sister.

Oh. Oh, thank God.

I thought Mama was losing it for a minute.

You look just like her, except with, you know, less anger and more hygiene.

Felix, this isn't gonna work.

- She reeks of alcohol. - Ma'am...

you're about to miss your visitation window.

Excuse me.

I'm in conference with my client and she will not be denied

her right to see her husband.

Let me just have a look at this. I don't want anyone frisking you.

It's not as fun as it sounds.

Severe panvasculitis.

Also, signs of meningoencephalitis and segmental enteritis.

So what do you suppose that means?

That we'll find a rhabdovirus.

I think it means we're studying the wrong species.

We're all aware of our disease now, Susan.

It's all on the table.

Yes, Charlotte is aware we will be starting a variety of treatments.

Treatments do not mean a cure.

We'd like to know what the long-term plan is.

I suggest you take up a hobby too.

Ira, have you shown her your toy soldiers?

Yes, perhaps I should take up carpentry.

I can build us all coffins.

Shall I start with the smallest first?

Hey, did you...

manage to make contact with Susan?

MK says she can.

She's hacked Susan out on some island. We're going to make her help Cosima.

Well, that's the main thing, keep pressing on for a cure.

Yeah, well, there's still Evie Cho and her cop.

We don't know what their next move is.

You all right, Mum?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

- You wanna talk about it? - No. Not now.

Cup of tea?

Ta.

Okay, I'm patching you in now.

Look.

Sarah?

How are you doing that?

Evie is monitoring all my communications.

It's encrypted. She won't see it.

Hello, Sarah.

It appears we're all in the same boat now.

- Charlotte. - I doubt that.

Hi, love.

You should go back to your book.

Where are you going?

I just, er... have to...

run an errand.

I've been trying to cure the disease ever since it first appeared.

But without the original, I'm sorry, I can't.

That's not good enough.

- Mum. Mum. - I agree.

What do you suggest?

- Mum. - You need to work with someone

who knows what they're doing.

Someone who can actually help.

Hey. Surprise.

Cosima. It's good to see you again.

Er, yeah, I'm a bit conflicted about it considering who your roommate is.

- Yo, Rachel. - Yo.

- What about... - Mum.

What are you doing? You knew that was important.

S left.

What? Where'd she go?

I don't know, she...

had her gun and she went out.

What?

S?

You saw a gun?

Yeah, we're reduced to lab notes, but, erm,

I've uploaded what we had left of, er, the viruses

- we were working on. - I have them.

I see you've been trying to engineer your own vectors.

Wow, Rachel, I thought you were more into corporate power than hard science.

As you know, I have a long perspective on our ailment.

Scotty, look who wants to be on the team.

Rachel?

Hello, Scott. How are you?

She stabbed us in the back.

I'm not working with her.

She even cheats at Agricola.

Okay.

Sorry, Susan. If you wanna move forward...

Rachel's out.

You know what, Ira, you can leave too.

All right. If that's what makes you comfortable.

You can't afford to exclude us, Cosima.